Metal Lungies

No he isn’t a terrorist, he is worse, he’s a hustler RAPPER.

Apparently Nas’ main man who was getting a lot of buzz after that song they had, Just For a Moment was arrested and hit with a boat load of charges. But he did have 19,000 dollars in cash on hand so at least dude is eating. This might be the end of him trying to get a chance at rap tho as I recall he already had a few felonies and we all know how that wonderful 3 strikes thing goes. I guess Free Quan t-shirts coming soon?

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Tice cant believe the stripper chose Adam Goldberg over him.

You might have heard about the Vikings of the football league enjoying some strippers, dome, and other fun things on a public rental boat ship.. apparently people hate on these type of events but at ML we don’t hate- we just call it gully. Not only is there record this season crapola, Daunte is struggling like a crackhead in rehab. But fear not because their owner

“He is so happy about the upcoming pink Vikings throwbacks.. in XXXL of course.”

that holds the name Zygi Wilf (pretty hood name!) put his sucking team in place with some f-bombs, a-bombs in an address, no word if any bonuses were handed out to underachieving players. While talking about the Vikings ML would like to throw it up for Onterrio Smith a fellow whizzinator customer who is involuntary sitting out the whole year. His replacement in the lineup is a character named Mewelde Moore who upon being asked about the whole boat thingy responded with..

Asked by KARE-11 if there were strippers or sex at the party, Moore said, “No, no none of that.” Then he added: “Sex? What are you talking about, Man, that’s crazy. Sex, come on. Look, man, I’m engaged.” Then he said he needed to leave for a meeting.

classic. I hope the Vikings make the Super Bowl maybe then the whole team can pull a Eugene Robinson.

The gullyest city in the World.

CNN Article

This shit sounds so dope that I would throw down double the price of a Tyson fight to see this on Pay-Per-View (Like Juelz says “This is pay per view you gotta pay for this”). Maybe there will be footage because on the local news it seems like there were rioters with video cameras. Just the idea of like blood in blood out gang members beating down on some ignorant crackers is plain must see shit, I wish I lived in Toledo and not in Maryland Buffalo. HUGE POST/RELAUNCH COMING.. SHIT IS IN THE ARCHIVES ALMOST READY DON’T DELETE YOUR BOOKMARKS OR THROW AWAY YOUR POST-IT NOTES!! WE HERE NOW… METAL!

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