Frank Whizza, far from soft or fragile-uh/ Play hard like Reggie Miller, rapper slash dope dealer/ Slash guerilla, slash illest turn iller

Feb

01

HOW WILL LIL WAYNE CUTTING HIS DREADS AFFECT HIP HOP?

Posted by Dj01

Did you guys see the photo Big Boi posted on his IG with Lil Wayne missing his dreads in New Orleans during Super Bowl week?? This is *big* news you guys, scientists are currently at work calculating the affects this will have on Lil Wayne’s career and Hip Hop as a whole. Early research seems to show Wayne will be able to get to access his recording studio .0000001 seconds quicker to record a verse since there will be less wind resistance when he casually strolls in. Meanwhile, market experts expect ‘Trunk Fit’ to reach new levels of ‘no-one-tracks-this-sort-of-thing’.

UPDATE: Lil Wayne did not cut his hair, Hip Hop unaffected.

Nov

27

[Found in the Thrift Store] Men in Black: The Album.

Posted by hangover_monkey

I picked this little gem up yesterday at Unique Thrift.

We all remember the classic film; but what about the album it inspired? This late 90′s comp included the likes of Will Smith, Jermaine Dupri, Snoop Dogg, Ginuwine, a young Alicia Keys, The Roots, D’Angelo, Trey Lorenz (his name will be the answer to a jeopardy question one day), Nas, Emoja, ATCQ, an early Destiny’s Child, 3T, De La Soul, Buckshot LeFonque, and the legendary Danny Elfman.

Read the track by track review, after the jump.

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Sep

04

Jay-Z’s real favorite drink is white Burgundy.

Posted by Dj01

Per The New York Times:

WHEN Tim Zagat dines out in New York, many of the restaurants he goes to know that he prefers his soup served in a cup and enjoys iced tea with cranberry juice in a large glass over lots of ice. Jay-Z’s fondness for white Burgundy is also no secret among the city’s headwaiters.

Since I tend to read a lot of random articles rather than listen to random rap music these days, it’s nice when little rap nuggets pop-up in my readings. I really hope Hov get *really* pissed off when someone comps him another bottle of Ace of Spades, when all he wants is a nice bottle of white Burgundy to drink with Bey. #toughraplife

 

Nov

18

Drake has new album out, Take Care, but does he still like 50 Cent?!

Posted by Dj01

Before you ask.. yup, I watched a whole season (or 2..) of Degrassi, what other rap blawgs out there are doing that? I just though this was kind of meta, a rapper acting while wearing a t-shirt of another rapper. I’ve been dying to get an excuse to use this, so I’m posting this as some sort of commemoration of the release of Take Care this week.  As for the 700k selling Take Care?  I’m not afraid to confess that I enjoy the album.

 

Oct

21

DJ Premier and Filmmaker Amir Bar-Lev Preview Re:Generation and a Nas Track.

Posted by KNOBBZXL

DJ Premier Spinning at The Hyundai RE:MIXLAB in New York

It takes a lot to get my lazy ass out of the house. A DJ Premier set and free french fries constitutes a lot.

Re:Generation is a documentary in which five DJs collaborate with artists well outside their respective genres. DJ Premier worked with Nas on a song with the Berklee School of Music Orchestra, Pretty Lights worked with Leann Rimes and Ralph Stanley, the Crystal Method worked with Martha Reeves on an R&B song, and Mark Ronson went to New Orleans to record a jazz song with the Dap Kings, Trombone Shorty, Erykah Badu, and Mos Def.

Director Amir Bar-Lev and DJ Premier appeared at an event last night in New York to debut the trailer, an extended version of the one that’s already online. There was booze and hors d’oeuvres (mini-burgers and boxes of fries from Pop Burger) and Bar-Lev and Premo participated in a Q&A where they talked about how making the movie increased their appreciation of music of all genres.

In the spirit of the night’s eclecticism, Premier played a set spanning Ann Peebles, Paul Simon, and A Tribe Called Quest. He played an unfinished version of the song he made for the movie. Often, when rappers do projects like these, they put on airs because they’re in the same room as a cellist. But the track still sounded Premo-ish and not too self-important. A wave of content hit the crowd when Premo dropped “Unbelievable” and went into some of his classics. A fun night, if a little bougie.

Oh, and Pete Rock showed up.

Oct

17

ML @ New York Comic Con 2011.

Posted by KNOBBZXL

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New York Comic Con! Baby Boba Fett with a tiny red lightsaber! Unabashed anime love! Sexy Asian Mario with big boobs! Hispanic Captain America! Comic Con, where we nerds come to roost! I wandered the floor on Thursday and Friday drinking in the sights and sounds and playing video games.

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Sep

17

Kanye West hops out of a trunk at Austin City Limits 2011, Video.

Posted by Dj01

LOLOLOL, what other platinum selling rapper hops out of a trunk to start his performance, and then goes on airlift? Only this guy nicknamed Ye.

Below, There are even more LOLs to be had at Kanye forcing a re-do during the opening of All Of The Lights when the (majority white) crowd didn’t call and respond to the “MJ Gone..” line loud enough.  A Rest In Peace shout-out to Black Eyed Peas was totally normal, too.

From the reviews ACL sounded like a swell job to wrap up the tour supporting My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

May

04

Adrien Brody recites Biggie’s “The Ten Crack Commandments”, Video.

Posted by Dj01

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Adrien Brody was at the Academy of American Poets at the Lincoln Center in New York last month.  The actor must be diligently at work towards achieving a coveted Hood Pass because he decided to recite The Ten Crack Commandments. I tried really hard to listen but his flaring nostrils were a huge distraction. Anyway, it’s not like I need a reminder on what the commandments are, as I have them tat’d on the belly. On a fun personal note: I am currently messing up like 4 of the commandments in my daily life. #losing.

May

02

Our Favorite bin Laden Tweets.

Posted by KNOBBZXL

Not trying to write the ‘Rappers React to X’ post, but Twitter had some jokes tonight. The United States killed Osama bin Laden today btw.


If I was @BarackObama I would come out dressed like #Andre3k. Nigga, you’re the president, fuck it.less than a minute ago via ÜberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply


Obama about to tell niggas he just switched to #Geico.less than a minute ago via ÜberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply


False Alarm: DERRICK Bin Laden is dead.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply



I am currently accepting bets on whether or not Obama says the word, “Swag.”less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


WE KILLED OSAMA BEFORE DETOX CAME OUTless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply


Okay fuck it I confess I killed bin ladenless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply


Apr

18

Help Wanted: Big Dog Pitbulls Needed for Funkmaster Flex Internship.

Posted by KNOBBZXL

Funkmaster Flex

Funkmaster Flex went on Hot 97 two weeks ago to counter “rumors” (a police report) that his coworker Mister Cee was caught receiving oral sex from a man in the West Village (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Then, Flex implied that two employees from rival station Power 105.1 are gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and threatened to reveal their identities.

But our favorite part was that Flex had “Nino” work the signature Funkmaster Flex bomb during his rant. If dropping the bomb for Flex sounds like your dream job, Metal Lungies Career Services has your back. Apply now for the Funkmaster Flex Summer Internship! Details below. And remember to check back next week to apply for the position of DJ Kay Slay’s vocal coach.

Connoisseurs of fine wine and rhyme.