Metal Lungies

Connoisseurs of fine wine and rhyme.

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I hit a beat and swing a note as if my name was David Ruffin/ quick to toast an mc just like an english muffin

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I’d tell you what I think of Kidz in the Hall’s new album The In Crowd, but Naledge has made it perfectly clear that he "doesn’t give a flying fuck, like if you put some wings on Halle". Fair enough, but the party last night was knockin’ and Metal Lungies was [...]

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Alicia Keys is thug…and a little crazy.

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

The Star Telegram reported today on Alicia Keys interview with Blender where she reflected on the Rap game and her thuggish jewelery. Apparently, Keys believes “gangsta rap is a ploy to get black people to kill each other,” and the Biggie and Tupac feud was constructued by the government and media to bring down [...]

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Cooking With Jazze Pha.

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Emanuel Lewis! We cover Coolio’s cooking show, so why not Jazzy Phizzle’s cooking show? He needs a hypeman if he wants to match up with Coolio’s show, IMHO.

Sphere: Related Content

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Raekwon on Valentine’s Day

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Via Idolator via NY Daily News
 

“It’s a special day. It’s a day to understand the person who means the most to you.”
So how to celebrate?
“I’m the type of dude who may be in a helicopter over the city having sex.”

Love that the title of this article is “What beautiful [...]

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Jeff Garlin mocking Kanye.

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

As mentioned before, we don’t like wack-juice either. Here’s hoping this isn’t the last season of Curb.

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Yes I’m man enough to admit I read TMZ almost as much as I read ESPN. Any who these 2 things from today leave me hella puzzled.

Ok being a Mixtape DJ is cool, I knew you could be modeling for karmaloop & LRG. But writing introspective R&B songs for Akon, amazing. This is like Funkmaster [...]

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Mitch Richmond gets no respect.

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Per TMZ:
She wants to be bad, but not too bad. Former Nick Carter-girlfriend and future faux Anna Nicole Willa Ford married longtime boyfriend, Dallas Stars hockey player Mike Modano over the weekend. Thursday night, Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton souled-up the VIP area of TAO Las Vegas night club. Also feeling Zen at [...]

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A name I call myself.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

“I got that white girl, that Lindsay Lohan/
And all you gotta do is ask Lindsay Lohan”
– Lil’ Wayne on USDA’s “White Girl (Remix)” [To all the hip hop purists out there -- yes, Wayne did just rhyme Lohan with Lohan. I don't approve of it, either, but that's besides the point right now.]
Guess you actually [...]

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For you old school ML readers you may remember one of our more popular posts from the early days. It’s funny if you go back on our old blogger site entry there are still ignorant people commentating! Now I came across this today:

That’s some old Hollywood hag portraying Lionel Ritchie…WTF? His daughter thinks this is [...]

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Suge Knight is a biter.

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

In hip-hop when you are called a biter it usually means you are biting someones style. Well this doesn’t seem to be the case when Suge Knight is involved. He physically bit Kevin Connolly (who plays Eric Murphy on HBO’s Entourage) at a post ESPY’s party while they were “horsing” around. Maybe this is [...]

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