Want to celebrate John Daly’s triumphant return to Golf relevancy (something I know nothing about) rocking zubaz-looking pants at the British Open this week? More importantly enjoy a nice summer beverage? Well let me introduce an original drink creation from the ML bar.
I’ve dominated games defensively, and sometimes people don’t see it. It’s like that Chinese death blow hit. You don’t feel until it’s in you, and five seconds later, you kind of die. I forget the name of it, but it’s a death blow.
The other night, Ron Artest took an unnecessary three when it would have made much more sense to wait down the shot clock. Fans booed, but a moment later, an unfazed Artest charged to the basket and hit a game winning shot at the buzzer. In the post game interview (below), Craig Sager asks as nicely as he can why Artest took the three when the Lakers had a three point lead. During his largely incoherent response, Ron responds with what I hope will become a maxim for our generation: “You gotta play basketball.” Yes Ron, you do play basketball.
Powerful workout visuals + dangerous quotables + Ron Artest’s unique cadence = domination. Watch this video, go do a hundred crunches, and then watch it again. Get inspired, people.
Watch Ron sing Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” after the jump.
It’s been a few months too many since our last amazing Ron Artest video footage. Thankfully, since we last mentioned him Ron has not only picked up a new team, he’s picked up video blogging..IN CHINA. It’s not enough that he’s in China, but he also has an attractive sidekick named Shin Shin joining in on the fun. Shin Shin was curious about the infamous Detroit Brawl, and Ron was willing to explain/demonstrate in the middle of something that looks to be a zoo or a park. Please watch this. Shoutout to the homie who makes a cameo at the 1:33 mark!
Bonus: if you missed this somehow, Ron did an epic Michael Jackson tribute.
…as shown by his floormats. You know we love to jump on anything hip hop + hockey related. Continue watching to see Young Buck talk about his cars & bikes. Be sure to note Young Buck rocking the motorcyle helmet, proving Young Buck has the sickest non-traditional hat game in hip hop.
I was talking to Knobbz about Mike Tyson’s cameo in The Hangover, and his OG movie cameo in Black & White came up. Black & White is one of the most slept on movies ever, the Mike Tyson & Wu-Tang roles certify it as a cult classic. However, I never understood about why in the world Allan Houston was cast. If you haven’t seen it, check these clips:
Mike Tyson meets Robert Downey Jr.’s character with Brooke Shields & Wu in the background:
Bonus: Mike Tyson meets Raekwon & Inspectah Deck’s characters:
Quietly, Malice (aka 1/2 of the ML Hollers @ Subjects, The Clipse) has stepped up his web presence by launching a series of vlogs, that are must see for any fans of The Clipse. In Vlog #1 you learn that Malice is a culinary mastermind, uses the word ‘foolishness’ (which I have been using A LOT) lately, has a stock BMW, plays golf… AND has a book called Wretched, Pitiful, Poor, Blind, and Naked coming out. *phew*
In Vlog #2, is some sort of cryptic short movie scored to Clipse tracks, interesting to watch.
It’s been way too long since we’ve mentioned our favorite NBA baller, Ron on here, last night he gave us just the reason to rekindle our flame. After getting thrown out for some no good reason, Ron still had amazing press conference left in him. It turns out, the way Ron Artest played ball growing up.. a flagrant foul was handed out to manslaughter? (Thanks to Mwhd on twitter for the link!)
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