I hit a beat and swing a note as if my name was David Ruffin/ quick to toast an mc just like an english muffin
A true story that happened to me yesterday, had to share.
I’m driving to meet a friend for coffee. I get a little lost and decide to turn to a side street on the left side of the road. I file into the turning lane behind about 20 cars and patiently wait as [...]
At the start of February I needed a small and affordable HDTV for my apartment (because the ML HQ’s doesn’t need something fancy… in the shower). I saw a good price on a Vizio 20inch VX20L and bought it after seeing a few but positive comments on the internets. It looked fine out of [...]
Man, it’s been a while since ML hosted a True Story post. Last one was back in July before I even joined the site. Basically
Earlier today I was in a Chapters (for our non-Canadian readers, it’s a crappier version of Borders or Barnes & Noble) browsing when I felt nature calling. I located the [...]
All you ML readers from the west west might get a semi-chuckle out of this…
Taking the train to work, a girl in her early 20s was talking very loudly and I couldn’t help but hear a discussion going on about a friend taking a public bus somehwere in LA:
Girl: A bus in LA ??!
Guy: Yea…
Girl: [...]
On my daily commute to work, the choice of radio programming isn’t something you would expect, it’s not hip-hop or even sportstalk. It’s the news station, which be dropping the traffic reports steady, because DC area traffic stays vicious. It can be the diference between a 30min commute or a 3 hour commute. Anyway, as [...]
I’ve ranted about ESPN’s (lack of) dedication to being a true sports network before. Last night I saw something straight out of the Spiderman - MLB chronicles of cross promotion gone wrong as I was trying to fall asleep. They have a spot airing that is a cross-promotion of Baseball Tonight & the new Fantastic [...]
[I started this post at 2:30 am and it got deleted. Fuck the Internet]
Last night I was closing up at my work and one of my co-workers mentioned that he had the new Young Buck CD via promo. Naturally, I was excited to see and hear it and I offered my man a ride home. [...]
By way of introduction…..
A few weeks ago I began to get this odd feeling in the bottom of my gut. I would wake up in the morning with my breath smelling like ether. Not the same substance which Nas used to burn his greatest rival. But a fume that came from the poison welling up [...]
Over the past two weeks I have spent an increasing amount of time in the magical land of Baltimore. The first of my recent outings occured when I went to some loud hookah bar with a couple of old friends. Besides the waitress being mentally disabled this was a fairly uneventful night. The real shit [...]
JP: btw
JP: i hope it’s safe to microwave styrofoam
Pal: uh
Pal: it’s totally not
JP: because i just heated up last night’s mexican food
JP: hahah
JP: dude don’t lie
Pal: seriously, that’s a no no
JP: haha
JP: well crap
JP: i just put it in the microwave for 2 minutes
Pal: put some metal in there, it’ll be like a double neg [...]
