It seems that America’s best marketed idiot is a chain jacker. Word is that Nick (you know…..the other newlywed) is suing her for spousal support, saying that she hasn’t given him back his “miscellaneous jewelry.” I think the real question is whether any of dem’ 98 boyz will pull a Spider-Loc and snuff that girl in the club like Yuk. Whatever happens I’m sure the 98 degrees spinner will show up in the next one of Jessica’s videos. She’ll be rockin that shit with the “Platamapus” T-shirt, Black Gloves, and The .38 Snub. Banks Style.

Classic.