Metal Lungies

You already know we love our Washington post readings. Today they ran a profile of Suge Knight, it is filled with gems. First he is sticking up for Britney Spears; now Suge is making a reality show ( this has to be on HBO or Showtime for maximum enjoyment), but one of the baffling things is that he’s shifting focus of his music business to an R&B? Looks like Petey Pablo’s Death Row official album discography will be as extensive as Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes aka a big fat goose egg. The whole story is a good read, especially if you don’t know your Suge Knight biography. My favorite parts were when asked about his affiliation with the Bloods Suge says:

  “Am I a Blood? I’ve got blood in my veins.”

 

If I’m ever questioned about being a crip member (highly likely) I will simply go “Am I a Crip? I have a crippled leg”. Towards the end there is an anecdote about Suge not helping his own nephew get into a Las Vegas nightclub, while taking the posse of his Nephew’s girls in. Classic.

WaPo will have an interview with Suge at noon on Monday, check it.