Metal Lungies

President Bush will continue to make a jackass out of himself when he tries to speak coherently; Stuart Scott’s glass eye will continue to look fucking creepy (click with caution); and T.I. and Ludacris will continue to never get along. As first reported yesterday by Just Blaze, and later by MTV, T.I. and Luda’s manager got into an altercation at an event organized by Kevin Liles (who I’m sure is very happy right now). So, one haircut and one split personality disorder self-diagnosis later, the T.I./Ludacris beef appears  to be back at square one.

To think, if T.I. had won the Grammy for Best Rap Album for King (which he should have) instead of Luda winning it for Release Therapy, probably none of this would’ve happened. I can’t help but think that the Grammy committee knew that their actions would have led to this — Mos Def was right, old white men ARE running this rap shit (though, I’m sure you already knew that).

And, ‘less we forget, T.I.’s new album will be in stores next week. Since Luda doesn’t really have anything to promote right now, does that mean T.I. won this round by default?