Metal Lungies

I haven’t seen this mentioned on the internets yet, so we felt it was our duty to alert all of those ML readers who were wishing to carry Santana’s kid. According to Clinton Portis via Comcast Sportsnite via Chick Hernandez’s breakdown. Hopefully we can snip (I know, we’re TOO clever) the Seahawks on Saturday, then a Todd Collins jersey might become a legitimate thought.  I’ll update once I have more evidence.

Edit: Looks like it was a circumcision that Clinton is “claiming”  instead of a Vasectomy, I could’ve sworn that I heard different on the news. Sorry for giving you such errant info, potential mothers of a Santana Moss kid.