DMX is still ‘unique’ & a Clipse Update.

Dmx with a dog?? WHAT???

DMX just doesn’t seem able to stop in providing us with entertaining shit. When he is not acting completely cracked out for the camera, he is either going bat crazy during a concert, proudly earning some traffic violations, or claiming he was raped.

The first part of this story I came across over at nahright where X attacked the soundman because.. well he wasn’t happy with the sound. It was one of those radio sponsored smorgasbord lineups with like 232432 artists. I’m sure its easy being a soundman for those nights, have those types of shows EVER sounded good? MTV had some more on this incident, including one of X’s weed carriers injuring a concertgoer, with a chair throw..

“A member of the audience picked up a steel folding chair and threw it onstage,” Daub explained. “It was thrown back off by a member of DMX’s entourage and it struck the victim in the head.”

Yet Jim Jones, Foxy Brown, and Funkmaster Flex who were scheduled to appear, were not allowed in by security.

About a week later X was pulled over for driving an uninspected 2001 Chevy Suburban. Of course once they ran his name they saw he didn’t have a license in NY and had a suspended registration. But I might have to side with X on this one, do you really believe he was randomly pulled over? I highly doubt they had a high alert on the 5-0 radio to be on the lookout for a Chevy Suburban with an out of date inspection.. fucking racist cops. But still, a 2001 Suburban? Shit, that’s something you can’t see on cribs.

To wrap up this X news brief comes defiantly my favorite DMX story right now (maybe ever?). It comes from my personally favorite magazine, Sister 2 Sister. In it X’s wife talks about how he had a child with another woman, but she isn’t mad cause the woman raped him. Read from WWTDD via AOL Music:

Tashera Simmons — wife to rapper DMX — stands by her man as he talks openly about recently fathering a child with a Washington, D.C., woman. “She raped me,” (DMX says). “I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullshit. No man has ever been… you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing nahin the world that’s not possible?” Mrs. Simmons recalled an earlier encounter with the woman. “Before the stuff hit the fan, she came up to us while we were in court and said ‘I work for kids that are sickly,’ said Tashera. “So he said ‘Give her my number.’ That’s how it goes all the time. At first, I said OK. But, then I thought she looked deranged and obsessed with him.” While his wife “blocks out” the experience to cope, DMX gained a more valuable lesson: “Turn on the light before I go to sleep,” he said

In the article, the wife claims the rape was able to occur because X passed out drunk with his “package” out after filming a video, that sounds like a typical end of work day routine to me. Well they should totally make a public service announcement to prevent from a male getting rapped by a woman is to simply turn on a light before going to bed. Some people might be curious, would this work in jail? Anyway right after this issue came out, the woman rapist didn’t like that title so now she is suing for $6 mil, god I hope this shit lands on CourtTV.

Oh the woman in question is reppin’ MD just like yours truly. Sweet.

Please don’t change DMX, please.

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As you know on here were are REAL big on The Clipse *nh*. They seemed to back-peddle on their anger with their label here, but then I read this over at AAH Rumors:

CLIPSE GO HARD AT JIVE!
The Clipse have been getting rave reviews for the longest time and we haven’t even heard their album Hell Hath No Fury. Not even so much as a leak! Now, it looks like the VA boys have taken their issues with Jive Records to a new level. If you recall, Malice and Pusha said on record that they wanted to lynch the entire staff at their label. WOW. Now, they have pressed up t-shirts that say ‘F**k Jive’ on the front. The back of the shirt hurt me to my heart. “Sorry to the fans, but those crackers weren’t playing fair at Jive”. Great day in the morning! They might not know Hell Hath No Fury greater than a angry White man. (LOL) Does this mean that the album will never come out? Does this mean; they aren’t dropping ever? Say it ain’t so.

uggghhhhh.

out.