Metal Lungies

    As you may recall, ML isn’t the biggest fan of Girl Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. He wound up in a Florida jail due to his wholesome activites. This is how TMZ reports he is spending his time:

Sources inside the Florida jail (that he’s called home for the past 32 days) say he’s cried “every day” since he’s been there.

While enjoying threats from members of Death Row. He’d probably be Martha Stewart’s bitch, as they say Karma is a… you know the rest.

Damn, if I see Brooke Shields on the streets, I’m running the other way!

 With my Washington Wizards out of the playoffs, I thought I should let you all know that ML is now rooting for the Golden State Warriors, even though they lost last night.  The 2 games that they have lost so far, they have been very close to winning so I still think they will wrap up the series with Dallas for a delicious upset.

If they get knocked out, I will officially denounce all the remaining teams.

Summary of video: Suge Knight finds a Kevin Federline imposter (talk about high quality subject to imposter) at a party, then promises to run the real K-Fed out of LA, Compton, the suburbs if he causes Britney any problems.

Just in case you haven’t seen this. I like that he laughs off crashing a 1.5 mil car. Where as on there on the other hand a common person who knows what an Enzo is, would cry as if he killed 219381293812 little children.

 Another day another Bobby Brown arrest, but this one had an interesting location;

A judge in Norfolk Probate and Family Court ordered Brown held in the county jail in Dedham on Monday, one day after the singer was arrested while he was watching his daughter’s cheerleading competition at Attleboro High School.

Now it would be easy to make some crack about err.. crack, but I just wonder how hard it would be to be on top of a cheerleader pyramid (my cheerleader formation game is off the chains) while your dad is being pulled away by the boys in blue.

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Its 40 mins before the show and here it goes. My predicted……not necessarily hopeful, winners for the awards that have no bearing on the music I listen to.

RECORD OF THE YEAR- Mary J Blige (Be Without You)

It’ll be no suprise to any of us. I mean shit was on the radio for like 300 weeks right? She will cry in her acceptance speech. Dr. Dre will be thanked.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR- Dixie Chicks (Taking the Long Way)

It will happen and it will be the most political (yet still southern girl next door) acceptance speech you have ever heard. Dr. Dre may not be thanked.

SONG OF THE YEAR- James Blunt (You’re Beautiful)

I hated this one and I really think Corinne Bailey Ray should win this one. But she won’t. Standard acceptance speech. Timbaland may be shouted out (just a feeling).

BEST NEW ARTIST- Corinne Bailey Ray

She’ll get it, she deserves it, but all the non-VH1 Soul viewers will wonder who the hell she is. Bjork will be thanked.

BEST FEMALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE- MJB (Be Without You)

She held that note on the end for a while. Mary got this shit. I mean come on its not like “Ring The Alarm” was the best vocal performance. India Arie will be shouted out.

BEST R&B ALBUM- Prince (3121)

Its tough competition, but Prince will take this one. The words Peace and Love will be mentioned in his acceptance speech. His outfit will be outrageous. God will be thanked.

BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCAL- Death Cab For Cutie (I Will Follow You Into the Dark)

Indie heads will go crazy for this and then angry. Soon their fans will be split up by new fans, and those who “liked them before they got big.” Fall Out Boy all over again. Random Indie Execs will be thanked.

BEST POP VOCAL ALBUM- James Blunt (Back To Bedlam)

A crime will be committed twice tonight. The crime? Giving James Blunt an award. No one should be thanked.

BEST ROCK ALBUM- Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Stadium Arcadium)

I thought the album was kinda weak. But Neil Young has enough acclaim. George Clinton will be thanked.

BEST ROCK PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCAL- The Fray (How to Save a Life)

Another one of those songs that was on the radio for 10,000 weeks. ________ from marketing will be thanked.

BEST ROCK SOLO VOCAL PERFORMANCE- I Have NO IDEA!

It will either be Tom Petty or Neil Young. The winner will be decided by MORTAL KOMBAT! Shao Khan will be thanked.

BEST RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE- T.I. (What You Know)

Its not like Mos Def or Lupe Fiasco is gonna win. God and Dj Drama will be shouted out. One member of his crew will be wearing this.

BEST RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION- Justin Timberlake ft. T.I. (My Love)

All the rest of the nominees are club bangers, sex manuals, or Jay-Z features. Plus… this shit was hot. Timberland will be thanked and may even take the mic.

All the Country Awards will be taken by the Dixie Chicks (Political Move) and maybe one will go to Bon Jovi (who sings country now?).

Hell do I know about gospel?

Its starting soon. Lets see how I do…

The good:

• Law & Order reruns out the wazoooooo.
• Papoose getting shine on BET.
• Seeing this:

The bad:

• Being sick this whole week, and still being sick on New Year’s Eve.
• Toni Braxton performance on FOX, where she sang ‘He Wasn’t Man Enough’ *nh*, and horribly at that; even a backup vocal track couldn’t help. Was it really that hard to find anything that wasn’t a generic 7 year old single? She doesn’t even have a new project on the horizon to hawk, so why her?

Happy New Year 2007 to all 3 of our readers who ironically are the same 3 people who write on here. Expect good stuff.

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I was browsing through Wikipedia and found out that 50 is engaged to Nicole Scherzinger? I can’t seem to find any article to back this up, although I remember seeing pictures of them together. Anywho I don’t see this engagment even reaching the wedding. But she is reppin (at least half of her) the russian roots and dated the singer from 311 (one of my favorite bands), Nick Hexum, so I can’t hate on her.

A photo from the cinematic masterpiece ‘Soul Plane’.

That question is simple..Can you please explain your obsession with the Airline industry/Airports/Airplanes?

We all should have seen the warning signs when he starred in Soul Plane he probably didn’t even care about how good or bad the movie was going to be (I haven’t seen it, but, I don’t think there was one positive review of it) all he wanted was to be near an airport and airplane during the filming. Then earlier this year he was caught in London’s Heathrow Airport running through with his entourage and starting a near riot after they wouldn’t let all 30 of them enter the VIP lounge (they didn’t have first-class tickets). The fun continued in the past few weeks in which he tried to bring a collapsible baton (I would’ve just picked up a broom from a janitor cleaning the bathrooms, serves the same purpose, although not as compact) through the X-Ray machines at John Wayne Airport. A felony warrant was issued, which he complied with (mugshot & post-bail autograph session here). But it turns that just before the incident at John Wayne Airport, over at Bob Hope Airport (another quick sidenote: god help us if there is ever a Nicole Ritchie or Paris Hilton Airport) he was arrested for having a gun and weed in his car.

That’s not all folks, on his new album the ‘Blue Carpet Treatment’ he has a song, drum roll please…., called ‘L.A.X.’ with Ice Cube. 

He should just step up to that John Trovolta airplane game and get himself a nice big Boeing or start Snoop Air (slogan: “Flying through a haze all across the world”).

I wonder if Katt Williams was inspired by Snoop?

Oh yeah, please give me a late pass but..check Snoop (Along with Jim Jones, Nas, T.I., Fat Joe, Lil’ Wayne, Nore, Jadakiss, Styles P, Fabolous, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross, Twista, Kurupt, Daz, WC, E-40, Bun B, Chamillionaire, Slim Thug, Young Dro, Clipse and Ja Rule) on The Game’s One Blood Remix (As always courtesy of the good folks at Spine Magazine).