Metal Lungies

This is my new favorite show!!! I was flippin through channels yesterday and instead of my usual passing of MTV I was blessed to come upon a show called “Blowin’ Up.” Now, I’m not that huge of a Jamie Kennedy fan but watching the dude go through a serious effort to drop an album is one of the most entertaining things I have seen in a long time. What really makes this show for me is the crazy folks that pop-up to furthur his journey to music stardom. Mike Jones, Method Man, and Bob Saget (who actually raps?) are just the few I saw in my brief foray into the series. I mean, where the hell else am I gonna see a Wu-tang member and Full House actor in the same damn show?

I don’t even know when shit is on I need to check my listings………

Listen to his album on his Myspace. Classic shit………

Also my favorite show when I was 7 is being made into a movie. Check the Trailer.

So how many of you have heard about this new Andre 3000 Cartoon? Judging from his character that shit looks to be a trippy piece of work. Then again that won’t be too out of place at the Cartoon Network. I mean have you ever sat down and watched their shit? I saw this one cartoon where a motherfuckin’ boomerang made this badly-drawn orphan kid start stripping, and it wasn’t even adult swim! Funniest thing is that Andre is leaving the industry (Calm down, he’ll still do another Outkast album) for Cartoons. Hell, maybe he can be the next Ice Cube……..only for cartoons. But I swear to god! The minute I see him on Teen Nick he is as good as buried for me.

More interviews coming soon.

With “Killa Season” coming out in April (which probably means November ’09), the CEO of Diplomat Records (he signed himself, bitch) has yet another big project on his hands…a documentary on pedofilia. Let me say that again…CAM’RON not Stone Phillips or Barbara Walters or even Geraldo…is doing a documentary on pedofilia.

**come to think of it, Geraldo kinda looks like a pedofile but that’s neither here nor there.

“These people drive 200, 300 miles just to meet a 13- or 14-year-old. It ranges
from teachers to rabbis to construction workers. It’s just disgusting.

“We set up a similar situation where we are videotaping people thinking they’re
gonna meet little kids,” he continued. “When they get there, it’s gonna be me and
[my manger] Big Joe like, ‘What the hell are you doing, you damn pervert? What the
f— is wrong with you, coming to meet a 13-year-old boy?’ We’re gonna talk to
them and not let them leave until we find out what’s wrong with them.”

…but before you think Cam’ron is gonna lose his rapper mentality and start fighting crime, the article states that there will be absolutley NO police involvement. Cuz we all know that “snitches get stitches!”

Ayooooo! So I had a hard time to scrounge up shit for today’s update and almost did a political rant but thought that was soooo 2004 election.

Is he signaling for a plane to land?

The buzz for Kanye Tidah’s 2nd album just shot the hell up, thanks to the leak of the first single “Diamonds”, which can be found here. Now that track is pretty damn sick, but Ill have to agree with a few of my homies that have mentioned he over does the hook with the “ever, ever, ever” line. If the album is on this notch of work I think it will be a quality listen. The 2nd album is entitled “Late Registration” (oh what a clever guy!) drops in the early summer.

If you thought Michael Vick Ron Mexico was the only one with legal problems, fear not. Chris Tucker was locked up a few days ago for speeding, now I know this shit happens for celebs as often as 50 gets shot at but there is a reason I’m sharing this. THE ORANGE SWEATER HE IS ROCKING IS FLYYYY…I think Ima go cop a tangerine colored polo. *no homo*

Do your parents disaprove of urban music? Change them with the Explicit ONLY copy of NWA’s-Straight Outta Compton classic cd. Fuck The Police with 12.1% Explicit Content Ratio should win a grammy/source/soul train/vibe/mtv/vh1/nickelodeon/tv land/NAACP/ect award.

Ive never seen a family be so happy about witnessing a stick up in a hotel.

While talking about West Coast rappers, Ice Cube is gonna make an album, now Ice Cube is a all time great but didn’t he see the Willenium p.o.s. Will Smith put out when he was focused on movies like Ice Cube is.. I don’t want to see fake gangster club kiddie themed songs, so please hold off Mr. Cube. But then I wont be mad if he comes out with a boat load of Dre’s heat.

I came across these 2…they are just plain crazy/pyscho/disturbed….love hurts?

murder mook pic=not found, Cassidy with random white people found!
Not everyone thanks Cassidy is such such such a hustler… esp. freestyler/rapper Murder Mook. He and his posse go hilariously crazy hard at Cassidy in this street made video. Don’t hesitate it is instantly *Metal Lungies approved*.

The greatest depressed clown ever.

hmm this is like netflix…except for sex toys.

2183308004 Who?

First things first, we got a new pope. But yet again we suffer another let down. The College of Cardinals has failed to elect the pope we really wanted, my man Frankie Arinze.

Better luck next time…..or not. When, Arinze!!! WHEN………………………….

So apparently Snoop, Daz and Kurupt have filled the rift between them. Tha Dogg Pound is back. I only hope if they bring out an album it won’t be a repeat of the The Hard Way. No Dogg Pound love songs!! I feel the love in the west coast [no homo].

So the cops in Baltimore are apparently happy with this whole “Stop Snitching” video shit. They said it gave them faces they didn’t have before. This is a clear representation of the aptitude of Baltimore Police, when their hot lead is a dvd made and distributed by the drug dealers themselves. B-more po-po also released a reply to the DVD which is aptly titled “Keep Talking”. Looks like Detective Moses wants beef. I forsee a handicam dvd war which will run until all parties invloved realize that making videos is stupid and bullets are the true solution.

Its Murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which the Gottis are now looking to be charged with. Yes, feds say they are looking to charge the brothers with the murder of Anthony Sylvester, a drug dealer whom cops believe was killed by the Gotti brothers because they were getting money for another drug dealer. The instrument of Sylvester’s demise was a two by four with nails in it. Damn that is grimey.

If you ever get shot, never repeat the number of times on a commercial aired in Britain. They will pull it. They did it to fifty. They will do it to you…….

Look for the next addition to the Bad Boy empire, Bad Boy Mobile. P. Diddy is looking to become the first mobile phone service provider to take the task of catering to the needs of the urban market. So basically, you will still have a deliquent phone bill but at least you don’t owe shit to whitey. Then again, is giving your money to the man in the above photo really such a better alternative. I submit that it is not.

Anybody remember that movie “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior“? Neither do I, except for the fact it had Mel Gibson in it. Well anywho, a bunch of people who were recreating a scene from the movie in anticipation for a film marathon were arrested on charges of blocking a highway and carrying illegal knives. They had fake machine guns. When I get hit with a charge for recreating a scene from “Boyz in the Hood” then I will feel their pain. The festival was cancelled after the arrests. Free the Real Road Warriors!!!!!!!!!!!

Dipset marketing is going sour it seems…….. (Props to Lethal for the Pic)

To wrap shit up yes we are a dot com and we are moving at full steam with t-shirts coming soon. And to reiterate what Lethal said, you should get your ass out to a theater and go see State Property 2. That film is a classic, and we will use inside jokes from it just to piss-off the people who didn’t see it. Seriously though, go see it. See Death of a Dynasty too. Its the Roc….or Dame Dash…or whatever Go see the movie!

Track of the day: Young Gunz ft. 112- Don’t Keep Me Waiting

This is a classic, its old, but timely because Purple Haze was recently released. I came across it when I was doing a regular sweep of my computer. So here it is, Cam’ron and Dame Dash in November 2003 on the O’reilly Factor.

{Highlight} Cam: I’m gonna get at you in a minute dog.
Bill: You get at me.

Did ya heard? The Cops are looking for members of Game’s crew involved in the Hot 97 shooting.

And remember what I said about 50 cent and Newport News?…..I WAS RIGHT!!!! A local rapper released a diss aimed at fifty which has supposedly been making it’s way around the internet. We at Metal Lungies have yet to recieve a copy of the song. We will post it the minute we get it. The MC is named “Loc” and the track is called “Bad Newz VA (Violent and Aggressive)”. It is a response to 50’s track “Ski Mask Way”.

Track of the Day- Daz Dillinger: Gangsta Inferno (Its a Freestyle)

This is where our Oscar coverage ends, deepest apologies go out to all goes to all of our 3 readers, but the amount of fake ass shit, I cannot take. To realize how bad this shit is, Chris Rock is probably my favorite comic behind Chappelle but unless he is allowed to bring a 9milly to pop off I will not be viewing… Star Jones, the Rivers Bitches, and Kathy Griffin are as much fun as STDs, but don’t cry yet, I have come through with the bits I could get so here weeee goooooo

I would most certainly tap that..(Star Jones)

This makes me sick, white bitches trying to rob Star of her ice.

Ill give this picture a pass just cause Mr. Jones is one of my fav. songs.

I’d tap this too (The dude thats blurry, nh)

TV Guide channel can only afford to employ the mentally disturbed?

She’s killing me, the region in the red turns me on soooo much.

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BIBBY SAYS: “WE DONT NEED WEBBER TO HAVE THE WIZARDS DO A MELTDOWN??”