Starting today I’m going to have a new feature, inspired by weekly NFL injury reports, I present you The Rapper Infirmary.

As of recently there are two east-cost MCs on the sideline;

Cassidy has well manicured nails *nh*.

Cassidy who, as I’m sure 99.9% of you know, was in a pretty bad car crash a few weeks ago. One minute he was freestylin, next minute he was flying out of his Chevy truck. He suffered a boatload of serious injuries, but now he is showing signs of improvement. (Sidenote on that link: did you HAVE to use his mugshot?)

*Rapper Cassidy recently regained consciousness after being hospitalized for injuries suffered in a car crash.      

The Philadelphia-based artist, whose real name is Barry Reese, suffered a fractured skull and multiple broken bones in his face. According to Allhiphop.com, doctors have performed CAT scans and so far, have found no abnormalities with his brain activity.     

Outlook: Doing radio interviews in 2 weeks.

Matching ice grill? check.

After spending an evening at Justin’s (Diddy’s restaurant), F-a-b-o-l-o-u-s, somehow ended up in a brawl. This resulted in him getting shot in his thigh (Link Sidenote #2: Now MySpace is reliable news source??), and being whisked away by his weed carriers in a truck to the hospital. To add insult to injury, the police later pulled over the truck and found some unlicensed guns, and placed everyone under arrest.

Outlook: Album and/or single potentially pushed up to consign with the shooting. After getting patched up under some police supervision/arrest, no time on the sideline.

out.