Sidebar: The Origins Of Ayo

Declassified reports and heavy reliance of pure speculation show that Curtis’s brilliant rhyme of “nympho” with “info” prompted the whole development of Ayo technologies as know it. Throw in the lovebird power hit duo Justin/Timberland, a suit that doesn’t fit the latter, cheap ripoffs of Minority Report and a new twist (x-ray vision) on an old favorite (near-naked women) and you’ve got a hit.

For our international readers, also apparently “ayo” sounds like the Indian (Tamil) exclamation “ayyo!” which I’m told is equivalent to “crap.”

But, still a bombass song.