Condoleezza Rice set to perform? at the Aspen Music Festival.

This gives me the heebe jeebes.  I dont know why, but anytime I imagine Condi as an actual human being it creeps me out a little.  Apparently C-Rice is nice with the keys.  Word has it Bush is gonna make a suprise guest appearance to perform “Ebony and Ivory”.  

For those who don’t know TMT breaks down the haunting story of C dogs musical career:  

In the early ’70s, our hott little teenage Rice cake was a student at the school for one summer, while her family was parked in Denver. She fell in love there with another young politician and musician by the name of Sonny Bono. Sonny and Condie fell deeply in love but had to keep it a secret from Sonny’s second wife, the famous Cher, who eventually divorced Bono because of Sonny/Condie sex tapes that she found in 1975. After Condie and Sonny’s summer of love, the two ended up never seeing each other again, per Sonny’s request, and Condie never returned to the music school. The following summer, Condie decided that she didn’t want to go to music school, because she wanted to study witchcraft instead. It’s said that, while listening to “I Got You Babe,” she conjured a spell that would cause Sonny Bono to die on January 5, 1998. Surely such prophetic madness couldn’t come true, but it did. Sonny Bono died in a tragic skiing accident on the very day.