Wow.. sports is pretty non-uplifting these days, lets have a rundown of the headlines on ESPN.com this evening.

• A filly horse dying after a race, then it’s put to sleep in front of thousands.
• A fallen from grace pitcher is apologizing about all sorts of wrongs except that hollering at underage country star shorties part.
• Good coaches (most likely) leaving.
• Chi-town Running backs getting gully with the police.
• Managers cursing like sailors.
• Car racers crashing, going to the hospital.
• Falcons player catching a battery charge.
• More race crashing.
• Don’t worry there is murder here too.. after a yankees/red sox dispute. That’s why ML now roots for the Royals now, it’s not going to cause us any harm, ever.

Pass that Xanax please!