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Why I joined the Navy.

Author: Dj01 // Category: Random stuff

I came across this ad on some site’s sidebar. Can you say trying waaaaay too hard?

5 Comments, Leave a comment.

  1. Fuck the Navy and the politics involved. Real talk, I did 6 years - that’s 6 years of my life down the drain.

  2. i think this was posted on funny or die’s site - this is quite the laugh - bit creepy but a hoot

  3. Slackwacker sounds like the name of an indie band.

  4. It also sound like the name of a mediocre wrestler turned gay pornstar

  5. this viral marketing thing is hit or miss (this is a miss)

    these companies need to hire younger people to get this shyt right………
    cuz i can imagine a bunch of suit around a table going ‘the kids will eat this up… they love instant messaging… they’ll be joining the navy faster than we can count em’

    fail.

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