Metal Lungies

Cam’ron has come back to drop a track, get an XXL cover, talk to Miss Info.. and announce he is coming out with a TV show based on Larry David’s Curb Your Own Enthusiasm. Combined with the fact Curb is one of my favorite shows of all time, normally, my Cam’ron obsessive genes would kick in and I would start shaking with excitement. I really want to, but I don’t see it happening right now. You know why? HE NEVER DROPPED THE PROMISED PEDOPHILE HUNTING DOCUMENTARY. WE NEED THAT, CAM. I’M DEPRESSED, PEOPLE ARE LOSING JOBS, WE NEED A HERO (NO SULLY SULLENBERGER).

If it doesn’t come to fruition, maybe Cam should look into hosting a special episode of NBC’s To Catch a Predator. Can you imagine if one of the creepers turns out to be a Dip-Set stan? He’d probably forget about the underage kid and try to hug Cam.

So get on that Killa, put out the sequel to one our favorite cinematic experiences of all time to hold us over while you get to work to catch the pedos.