Metal Lungies

AYoooooooooooooo….. you might’ve been thinking ML is dead.. They ain’t gonna update no more..HELL NO. As diddy would say WE STILL HERE!!! Now don’t think for a minute that anything has slipped, my ears have been perked up *no homo*, taking notes and we gonna recap a whole month worth of shit fuck it, its time to pay my dues… Here we go……………

Fuck the kids, I just hope he ain’t hurt Bubbles none.

A huge motivating factor in doing this huge update was I couldn’t wait much longer to speak my piece on Jacko being free on all counts,(If you need to click that link, stop living under a rock). Now the theory I was leaning towards was MJ was being played for some dough, and that fam isn’t smart cause dude is debt (but $300 mil isn’t nothing!) and is hanging on to the Beatles catalog for dear life. What I wanted to happen was for him to get some jail time so those Jackson crazies who camped out on the star wars fan-tip could moonwalk into some nice cali riots. A perfect example of their craziness is this clip of Triumph the insult comic dog camped out with all the crazies oh well. If I was Mike what I would do is hit the streets with… “Jesus Juice” take over the market from pimp, crunk and even apple juices. What a great look that would be.. sipping on some Jesus juice on my way to church (Jim Jones what up!). I know it would outsell Master P’s King of energy.

Joey is happy his mom bought the new clothes not himself

Over at the ship the Hova is steering (can you steer a ship?) Joe Budden is the first rapper in recent memory that I remember that is desperate to have his album pushed back… according to him def jam is committing murder by “”N—as at Def Jam is pushing n—as off the diving board,””… If your shit is hot its hot I don’t see what he is so worried about, he says Memphis Bleek and Young Gunz were rushed..and I think they just made shitty music and Jay-Z said it himself Bleek can be 1 hit away all his life and still be millionaire. For Budden’s debut They didn’t rush him and I pretty sure pushed him back last time and promoted the hell out of him and he still flopped, why? Because the album wasn’t that great (Not too bad tho IMO). Stop crying.

“I told Ronald McDonald in 95
Don’t let them mess with da red fro…that thing is hot”
Nuff said.. check “Ate At McDonalds”-60 Cent Featuring Lame

Do you know where you can see this woman? Ozzfest duh!

On some older shit…Jada Pinkett Smith (Will’s wife, u fools) is touring on, Ozzfest??? I have a simple question, which Osbourne was sniffing the white devil when they made this call? I hope they have Lil Romeo and papa on that shit soon.

um… *NO HOMO*

Before being knocked the hell out of the playoffs Shaq announced he wants to pretty much be an undercover police officer. This can be taken with full seriousness because he can blend in so well with the general public and no one would know because no one reads the news!

That a nice pair. of glasses that he is wearing, pearlvision I bet!

In other association news Phil Jackson is back, now even Stevie Wonder could see this will be a disaster. But hey I would come back for a boat load of money and be able to continue tappin the owner’s daughter.

oh yea the finals.. call me crazy but Pistons in 7.

In the latest Chappelle news he has been hollering at the executive folk at comedy central as of late, that’s some good news hopeful shit comes back this year. To get a small fix of Chappelle i highly you somehow get your hands on the copy of the premiere episode of this seasons Russell Simmons’ Def Poetry Jam…he reads two hilarious poems one entitled “Fuck Ashton Kutcher”, I wont ruin it for y’all by just pasting the text. Speaking of Chappelle, Mike Epps was recently asked about Chappelle and dude comes off as a hater like none other after saying some nonsense, Black actors dammit!

Tony Yayo also had a diss that went out to d-block…that shit was depressing just imagine a fake Jamaican impression on alcohol/x/coke rambling some random sentences and that’s the diss because I’m looking out for yo ears I wont even link the audio.

Note: this is far as I got before my computer went to shit twice so, 5 days late here we continue bitches!

Hey..robots can malfunction too
The first thing on my Mind is.. FUCKING Big Shot Bob Aka Robert Horry…what does dude take? While the spurs may have went up 3-2, Im standing by my prediction. He is quickly becoming the #1 clutch player since Reggie was giving Knickerbocker fans heart attacks.

Dude chillin in the cut
Meanwhile today I was watching the news and I had to double check what I was listening to..that bonkers Pope blessed not kids, not men, not women but some 45 Ferraris. What kind of bonkers shit is that? Why isn’t he visiting some sick kids or some shit.. how can you say you want to respect the tradition of the church but have this kind of things going down? I hope he blesses 45 boxes of some ipods or somethin’ next.

Pink Floyd is reuniting for live 8, the 50 year old man in all of you should be excited!

While I might not have posted in a bit.. don’t think the dc area didn’t put its gutter activities on hold we had some homie rolling off in a scooter from a robbery. If that isn’t your flavor you can always take a shot well at getting stabbed (shot and stab in the same sentence, violence alert!!) at a department store, but I don’t see no word on if blood got on any Nordstroms coupons. If you are going between the two states are in actual DC don’t forget to stop by and jam some parking meters.

I was going to post on Mike Tyson about to murdergut an Irish man like a fish in the ring but ummm… yea. But speaking of the Irish bum boxer..to who ever promotes him.. NEVER LET HIM TOUCH A MICROPHONE ever again, my ears thank you.

the most gangster beauty school ever.
Something I wish happened in DC happened in Louisiana…Dude went into some beauty school to stick em up.. he left in a ambulance after being hit the fuck up by 30 women with curling irons and table legs, my highlight is..

“Oh, I put something on him, baby,” school instructor Dianne Mitchell said. “He wasn’t coming up out of here and telling nobody he robbed us and got away with it.”

If you missed these.. some good readings on Common here and here

He matches! nhjic
Another rapper I like the work of Jin apparenlty retired from rapping to pursue acting (because he was amazing in the 20sec on camera role in 2 fast 2 furious!!!) The funny thing is this news broke from his myspace. He’ll be back before the end of the year because he’ll realize the industry doesn’t treat everybody right.

Snoop and WEED?!?!?!?
Snoop has a commerical up in the zee Netherlands, his dutch speaking is on point!

How does compton ass terry from viva la bam know that compton hoods aren’t really big fans (or maybe in some sick way they are)? He got shot twice.

In the first reported case of someone actually using ‘pastor’ Mase for guidance, DMX gives Mase credit for giving him ‘advice’ to rap again. Dude couldnt even stay retired for 2 years, are you listening Jay-Z?? I wonder if Mase also advised X’s on how to cook crack.
Also it sounds like DMX might be housing Illegal immigrants

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“I have some property in Arizona,” he said. “I love the vibe, the desert, but it’s still a night life, still a ‘hood [out there]. It keeps me grounded.”

So much for peace campaigns… remember when The Game and 50 put on that act that they kissed and made up.. I know I smelled bullshit. The Game isn’t happy at all and in the month of June has made it known first as the month kicked off with the announcement of his G-Unot campaign and the beat down of a costume rat who was supposed to represent 50 at HOT97’s summer jam. Then he went on to record a diss thats only 15 fucking minutes!! He name drops everyone from Samantha Ronson to Nas and disses everyone from Banks to Olivia. Its definitely worth a listen. There is gonna be some beef cooking during the summer. I wonder if new G-unit members M.O.P. and Mobb Deep will get involved? And to improve the G-Unot campaign was no joke check out this hillarious video of G-Unot protectors right across and in front of Tony Yayo’s posse while he made a radio appearance.

Xzibit here is shown holding the most street cred mic you can think of.
Since Xzibit has become the white ad executive’s sweetheart he signed a 2 year deal to endorse Dada shoes, I am sure that all the 3 people who wear Dada (Including CWebb) are excited.

Track of the first 1/2 of the year, Kanye West Ft. Jay-Z-Diamonds

Some other hot tracks since we last spoke..
P. Diddy ft. Black Rob G. Dep-Godfather Good… Diddy gets Rob and the Deputy out from homeless shelters for this *cough* hot track.

R Kelly and his 5 part story telling song Trapped in the closet.. some fucked up shit. (LOL @ Chuck)

New XXL cover, Lebron is on the Roc (If he is, hopefully not anywhere near a mic)?

Those french fans are hardcore.

Wow does Mariah Carey get some sketch ass fan mail. I guess Glitter couldn’t even drive them away.

Noel Gallagher of Oasis interview..
him on hip-hop:

NG: I fucking despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is a fucking idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. It’s so negative. Eminem’s new song about his kid – isn’t it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don’t like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff. I’m not fucking having that.

DW: I don’t really get it either. I suppose it’s a fantasy that some people have…

NG: I’m not saying they’re directly responsible but that’s how you end up with these fuckin’ gangs of youths with hoods stabbing people. I’m not saying they need to sit around listening to ‘All You Need is Love’. But kids are so fuckin’ thick these days that they are very easily influenced, aren’t they?

Also here is a quick Wu-tang wrap up for the month…
*Ghost Interview Part 1, and Part 2.
*RZA Launches Wu-Tang Latino.. You know how much I love Wu but I think that crazy spanish shit should be left to Nore.
*RZA doesn’t disappoint with this news, he is doing another part to the Manual. If you haven’t read the 1st one yet.. WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR? all the kids are doing it!
*Rae, GZA, Ghost all have solo albums on the way… Cant wait for all 3.
*a real grimy photoshoot with Rae.

Tom Cruise got squired on in England during his movie premiere *no homo*. (With Video)

The po-po gets down real funky!

Rappers and child support are like bread and butter..and the king of Child Support is Diddy who was ordered to pay 250k (yes that’s with zero) a month for his son.

THIS IS HOT!! (then you are prolly a necrophiliac)

Watch this is, esp. if you haven’t seen Pulp fiction.

Hopefully, Me in 10 years.

One half of Reflection Eternal, Hi-Tek interview…very good read.

VERY LATE PASS ON THIS but….

Soccer thugs cry too. keep your head up ManU.

If you haven’t checked out the premiere episode of Russell Simmons Def Poetry Jam…I highly suggest you do, cause you might spot some comedian that was recently in south Africa.

Like my man Buffalo mentioned Cassidy’s situation….the free Cassidy t-shirts are going to print soon! Speaking of buffalo.. 3rd cleanest city in the US, word up!

ADD style update, Cop that SEAN PRICE-MONKEY BARZ and peep the hillarious interview and we out
late.

P.S. Fuck you kanye for pushing your shit back to august.

SEAN PPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

So a few days back I mentioned Dave Chappelle’s troubles but after reading an Interview Time did with him in South Africa…dude is in total control which is good.. now I hope season 3 comes soon, and oh yeah I hope he sues entertainment weekly and those bitches on that defamation tip.

On the Beach With Dave Chappelle
In South Africa, TIME’s Simon Robinson talks with the comic about his sudden disappearance from Chappelle’s Show

Posted Sunday, May. 15, 2005

In this week’s TIME, Christopher John Farley reveals why Dave Chappelle decided to leave his hit show and what he’s been up to since he disappeared to South Africa two weeks ago. Last Friday night, TIME Johannesburg bureau chief Simon Robinson met with the comic at uShaka Marine World on the beach in the South African port of Durban. In a ninety minute conversation, Chappelle was eager to set the record straight on why he suddenly left the U.S. and what he’s doing in South Africa. Here’s Robinson’s account:

Dave Chappelle shows up to our interview in a red t-shirt, blue jeans and shiny white sneakers. He lopes around in his usual style, pacing a lot, but does not seem like a man struggling to speak or to order his thoughts at all. He’s lucid and thoughtful and a couple of times asks me to give him some time to think about answers. He concedes that he is dealing with a lot of issues and mentions that he had consulted a psychiatrist about a week ago for a forty minute session. He is also quite fastidious about keeping his new sneakers clean and stops at least twice to wipe smudges off their toes.

The first thing Chappelle wants is to dispel rumors—that he’s got a drug problem, that he’s checked into a mental institution in Durban—that have been flying around the U.S. for the past week. He says he is staying with a friend, Salim Domar, and not in a mental institution, as has been widely reported in America. Chappelle says he is in South Africa to find “a quiet place” for a while. “Let me tell you the things I can do here which I can’t at home: think, eat, sleep, laugh. I’m an introspective dude. I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. And I’ve been doing a lot of thinking here.”

The picture he paints—and it seems a fairly honest and frank assessment— is of someone struggling to come to terms with a new position and power who’s still figuring out how to come to grips with how people around him are reacting to the $50 million deal he signed last year with Comedy Central. Without naming specific characters, he seems to blame both some of his inner circle (not his family) and himself for the stresses created by last year’s deal.

“There were things that overwhelmed me,” he says. “But not in the way that people are saying. I haven’t spent any of the money. All that stuff about partying and taking crack is not true. Why do I live on a farm in Ohio? To support my partying lifestyle?”

The problems, he says, started with his inner circle.”If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself,” he says. “Everyone around me says, ‘You’re a genius!’; ‘You’re great!’; ‘That’s your voice!’ But I’m not sure that they’re right.” And he stresses that Comedy Central was not part of the problem and put no more than normal television restrictions on what he could do.

“You got to be careful of the company you keep,” Chappelle says. “It’s hard to know how much to say. One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.

“During my ascent, I’ve seen other people go through that wall to become really big. They always said that fame didn’t change them but that it changes the people around them. You always hear that but you never really understand it. But now that I’m there that makes a lot of sense and I’m learning what that means. You have to have people around you that you can trust and aren’t just out for a meal ticket.”

The breakdown in trust within his inner circle seems to have led him to question the material they were producing. He seems obsessed with making sure the material is good and honest and something that he will be proud. “I want to make sure I’m dancing and not shuffling,” he says. “What ever decisions I make right now I’m going to have live with. Your soul is priceless.” The first two seasons of his show “had a real spirit to them,” he says. “I want to make sure whatever I do has spirit.”

But Chappelle also says that he must share the blame for the stalled third season. “I’m admittedly a human being,” he says. “I’m a difficult kind of dude.” His earlier walkout during shooting “had a little psychological element to it. I have trust issues, things like that. I saw some stuff in myself that I just didn’t dig. It’s like when I brought a girl home to my mom and it looked as if my mom really didn’t like this girl. And she told me, ‘I like her just fine. I just don’t like you around her.’ That’s how I feel in this situation. There were some things about myself that I didn’t like. People got to take inventory from time to time. That’s what this [coming to South Africa] is for.”

This is Chappelle’s second trip to South Africa. He first came to Durban, and visited Salim, in 2000. Chappelle won’t tell me exactly how he met Salim but describes him as a family friend. A soft-spoken Muslim, Salim seems also to be something of a sounding board to Chappelle, who converted to Islam several years ago. While Chappelle is not doing a formal religious course in Durban, says Salim, who wore a simple cotton robe and hung back through the interview and photo shoot and only spoke when I asked him a question, “if he wants to talk religion then I’m there as someone to talk to.” Says Chappelle: “This is kind of my spot where I can come to fill my spirit back up. Sometimes you neglect these things if you are running on a corporate schedule.” The crux of his crisis seems to boil down to his almost obsessive need to “check my intentions.” He uses the phrase a few times during the interview and explains that it means really making sure that he’s doing what he’s doing for the right reasons.

His family, he says, has been a huge support over the past eight months. “They’ve been phenomenal really, just incredible. What beautiful people. Everyone loves their family but it’s good if you can like them too.”

His religion is also crucial. “I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is a beautiful religion if you learn it the right way. It’s a lifelong effort. Your religion is your standard. Coming here I don’t have the distractions of fame. It quiets the ego down. I’m interested in the kind of person I’ve got to become. I want to be well rounded and the industry is a place of extremes. I want to be well balanced. I’ve got to check my intentions, man.”

That includes planning for the future. When I ask him if he would ever buy a place of his own in South Africa, Chappelle replies, “First of all I’ve got to make sure I’ve got a job.”

He says that he’s only been recognized five or six times in the two weeks he’s been here. “It happens so sporadically that when it does it freaks me out because I have to remember, ‘Oh, yeah, I’m famous.'” At the end of our interview/photo shoot an American woman does recognize him. “Number seven,” he cries. “Wow, I’m not that big in Africa. I’ve got to do an action film here.”

During most of the hour and a half that we talk, Chappelle is serious and introspective. But he still has his sense of humor, which comes out as we near the end of our conversation: “Is that enough to prove I’m not smoking crack or hanging out in a mental institution?”

normal update laters

out.

From Death Row to tha Poor House!!!! Suge Knight was ordered yesterday to pay $105 million dollars (take a second to compute that number) to Lydia Harris. She was the wife of Michael Harris the man who helped him start Death Row Records. Harris gave $1.5 million in ’91 to help start GF (Godfather) Entertainment, one of the divisions was to be Death Row Records. If you want to hear the full story watch “Welcome to Death Row“. Basically, Suge cut Harris out and his wife (who handled his financial matters since he was in prison for selling rocks) sued Suge.

The Preacher’s Son is looking to augment his paper stack. Wyclef Jean has developed an affordable sports car and hopes to get a major distributor for his new ride. Now, if only he could take some of that energy and put it towards MAKING A NEW FUGEES ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of automobiles, P. Diddy is looking to expand his marketing empire to include the sales of rims. Its corporate baby!!! It don’t stop!!!

With all this fire hitting the market recently I felt it was time to slow down and take a good look at what’s coming to us:
– Of course, the new Common album, an instant classic and I ain’t even heard it.
– Fat Joe: All or Nothing, I have no doubt this will be incredible, like every single so far
– Kanye West: College Dropout Video Anthology DVD, This shit will be murder with unreleased video of an extended 8-minute “Workout Plan” video, as well as a making of Jesus Walks.
– State Property 2, Hits theaters April 13th, the sequel to an ML approved hood classic.
– Trina: The Glamorous Life, anyone and everyone associated with Missy deserves a look
– Saigon: The Greatest Story Never Told, enough mixtape hype to choke a horse
– Memphis Bleek: 534, I have been waiting for another strictly Roc album. Lets hope its as good a Sigel.
– Anything From Chamillionaire
-And in the far off, G-unit solo albums, Kanye’s Sophmore, and maybe Detox!!!!
(Anything I forget Lethal can fill in)

A new magazine is about to drop. Bridgez focuses on bringing latin hip-hop and hip-hop in general to a wide audience. The bimonthly comes to newsstands in Cali, Jersey, New York, MIA, and Chi-Town this April.

For all of you not keeping up with that Grokster case you have officially lost your rights to the internet. The Lungie has decreed it.

Track of the Day: Fat Joe- Safe to Say (The Incredible) (Produced By Just Blaze)

Note: This is from a movie and not from his actual court case.

Beanie Sigel, Beck, Will Smith are all in stores today.. the first 2 are Djlethal01 approved, but the last one is Skillz approved.
The Beanie Sigel is a very solid album except for the rehashes of old tracks such as Its On and the Killa Cam callabo Wanted (on the run) (sorry Mark), My favorite tracks are Feel It In The Air on which Beanie says some of the truest shit he has ever spit and One Shot Deal which has a very dope Redman verse. The new video for Don’t Stop is out.
A track which seems to have a mediocre neptunes beat that is listenable but could have been better. Note: ODB looks cracked up like whoa (RIP).
The Beck CD is just a damn good listen from start to end, it flows perfectly.

In some sad news Johnny Cochran died, for those that don’t know he led the real dream team to the Olympics…er victory in the Orenthal trial, while he robbed us of Free OJ t-shirts he was one crafty lawyer. RIP.

Today I came across a very nice video that reminded me a very important thing, never upset Mike Tyson..and cot damn what a monster he was inside the ring. This reminded me of this finding too…

The terrifying power Tyson, 35, generates with his fists has been studied by one of our top sports scientists.

Dr Matthew Pain, a lecturer in sports biomechanics at Loughborough University, has investigated the force behind Tyson’s punches, as well as the kind of damage that taking repeated blows can inflict.

His research has demonstrated that, if Lewis is caught clean by Iron Mike, the champion will have to withstand a force the equivalent of being involved in a 50mph car crash.

Tyson can deliver a blow which possesses the same weight as a 16lb sledgehammer being swung at 35mph.

Just one has the potential to knock out and hospitalise the average man.

In fact, the power of Tyson’s KO punch has an 85 per cent chance of giving an opponent severe brain damage. It is great enough to bust any bone in the average human skull.

A crazy cut called 5 Deadly Venoms dropped featuring Ghostface, Kool G, Lord Tariq, Raekwon and Kane.

Speaking of Rae, a dope piece is featured on the making of his classic Only Built 4 Cuban Linx album, its a lengthy read but a cot damn good one for any Wu/Rae fan. Props to Roaches over at okayplayer.

Make Em say ughhhhhhhh… Master P and Silk were arrested near the UCAL campus for having unregistered guns, You gotta love (biological) brothers who role together. I don’t know whats more scary, that they were near a university or that they had guns. I hope this doesn’t affect Lil Romeo’s nickelodeon gig, I would be devastated.

Remember last summer when Shyne was on top of the world, optimism was in the air, he had his own label, an album out, and he would probably be out of jail. Well have things changed since, Def Jam isn’t promoting him anymore and he might get dropped, and now even his assets have been frozen. A damn shame, I really hope Puff reaches out to him somehow when he gets out because if it wasn’t Puffy backstabbing ass Shyne wouldn’t be in this situation, for more info peep the Village Voice articles from the trials.

I bet even God is jealous.

Now you might remember from a few weeks ago we mentioned Brian “Head” Welch, who has not only left the band Korn, got baptized in Israel, then said some nonsense in a letter to 50 Cent through the media, well.. He isn’t done. After getting no response from 50 he wrote a second letter which includes some Rebel Squad mixtape worthy bars…

My little boy/ Bow your head in shame/ You’ve disgraced your father’s name now/ It’s time for you to lose,” the lyrics read in part. “Your little toys/ Won’t save you from shot 10/ Without me you will not win, no/ I swear you’ll lose

I kid you not. He even goes on to invite to fly 50 out for popcorn. Now wtf happened to his guy that made him go from a crazy ass band to Korn to him believing he is a messenger of God?? I really hope 50 responds in some way.

New Foxy Brown produced by Just Blaze with a foxy lady sample!! Must Hear.

There is a good interview with Sway & King Tech of the world famous Wake Up Show. After hearing the sampler from their website, the album which drops on May 24th- I am highly anticipating.

Speaking of highly anticipated, monkey yesterday mentioned the XXL rating Common got for his new album, well I cant wait for that shit either when it drops in June/May, as there is no concrete date for it yet, but the track listings are out. Credit: OKP forums.

1. BE
2. The Corner f/ The Last Poets
3. Go
4. Faithful f/ Bilal & John Legend
5. Testify
6. Love Is
7. Chi City
8. The Food
9. Real People
10. They Say f/ Kanye West & John Legend
11. It’s Your World/Pop’s Reprise f/ Bilal

(produced by Kanye West, except 6 & 11 produced by Jay Dee)

It looks like Nas in all likely hood wont be replying to 50, which is a shame because he had the biggest chance to put shit into place.

If you missed it on Sunday, Jadakiss got Punk’d, IMO it was very well done and Jadakiss acted exactly in real life like you would expect him, ill go ahead and label this *classic* material.

Apparently rockin an Ipod can be a danger to your health, as the ipod jackings are on a rise in NYC. Simple solution don’t rock the attention-whoring white headphones or if that’s not a possibility have the waste band lineup (like my mans Zack do) be a celly, ipod and a bitty slug. No comment on my preferred method.

Hillary Swank was fined for bringing in an apple & orange into New Zeeland, wtf would they do if u brought some 9 millys?

A friend of mine pointed out that since Fox wont be airing anymore of the madly-underrated show “My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss”, they have at least put up episodes 6-10 on their website, even if you haven’t watched the show, the comedy of the show is golden and I recommend you should check it out.

If you truly got dough to spare, then this is the wallet for you.

Before I dip out, good to see Mali running their soccer team Saddam Iraqi Olypmic Committee style.

Rumor: Chad Johnson banging Trina? pull over!

www.metallungies.com coming at you soon!!
Out. 3 days till Sin City.

We ain’t so clean cut no mo’

Sup sup ladies and gents so I was talkin to my homie Mark, and I played a random track and it was 50 Cent-Elementary and lets just say I don’t even know what to say here is the hook…

[50 Cent] The cat in the house go
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
The bird in the cage go
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
It’s elementary

In all seriousness download the track and listen for yourself.

In other news Pat O’Brien is a P.I.M.P/Perv/Hater/Alcoholic all jam packed into one from hollering at his wife and gf about what nice things he’d like to do to em’, to making nice comments like

A source tells us he used to refer to a gay African-American senior producerat “Access Hollywood” as “the Fruit Monkey.”
To his face.

oh but that’s not it, Pat also would be trying to holla at those access Hollywood honeys like Nancy O’Dell (shiiit i would to) and Shaun Robinson, droppin N-bombs, telling gay men he had a gift for them and told them to bend over but sadly Pat is on a self-implicated injured list, he is in “rehab” for alcohol.

Speaking of alcohol, I have found a *NEW* role model. The Wilt Chamberlain of alcohol offenses. and NO you cant have him (he locked up silly).

If your waiting for the new Joey Crack like us here at ML, wait till May 24th, the terror squad apparently is going to have to bust his (big) ass to clear samples for 2-tracks, where is the love? Joey isn’t done with 50 either tho, he makes a cute comparisons to an abused girl.

If anyone still watched SNL they would’ve seen David Spade with a penis for his nose (as he played Owen Wilson in a sketch.)

Free Whitney Houston, t-shirts are being made…rehab is like prison I tell ya!

An Update on our last update about N.E.R.D., fear not they are still gonna make music as a band…but their label still sucks.

Finally as I leave you, I wish you a happy early Easter and I pray this wont be a family activity you will have.

Out.

METALLUNGIES IS GUILTY
A cold has been trying to keep me down but it wont, I was supposed to do an update yesterday but a very sweet siesta got in the way of that.

Going with the legal theme for a bit… MR X to the Z was caught in Guam (US owned land pretty much) with a little sticky icky.. Now how the hell does this shit happen? Was his weed carrier out with a cold? Irresponsible weed possession by rappers makes me sick.

This story about percents of basketball players who graduate isn’t even at 50% on most of the teams and LSU & Minnesota had none last year?? But you can’t blame the players, its hard passing your sports coaching class.

Britney Spears gave some very valuable advice to Michael Jackson……I guess Michael Jackson’s monkey Bobo wasn’t available for advice at that time.

Following up our touching story of ex-Korn guitarist Head who was baptized a few weeks ago, took the logical next step and is now trying to save 50. This guys is defiantly on the wacky tabacky.

“It’s not a mean song, but it is like a loving father disciplining his son and telling him how it is — kind of like Tré’s dad in the movie ‘Boyz N the Hood,’ ” Welch continued. “There is really no way he can come back at me through music because it’s not from me … it’s from the Big Guy. Even 50 respects the Big Guy.”

This is might type of keg party duuude!

Now a friendly reminder to all my AIM buddies, all of our cyber-sex conversations are probably being loggged. and masturbated to.

And its March.. I still haven’t done a freaking bracket(s)… I’m having difficulty finishing this one.

and for all the Wizroid fans, I have to agree if i was Gilbert Arenas

I’d be hella pissed with dudes grabbing my junk.

I also read something very nice in the Washington post… the MPAA president buys pirated movies in Mexico!!

I have one small request for my friends that go to school with me, do you know if this

mp3 player is allowed? The product page is straight jokes.

Death of Dynasty, a Dame Dash mocumentary of the rise & fall of the ROC! seems interesting to say the least…

Game+Snoop are going tour ( I just wanted to fit in the poster pic somehow!)

Highly recommended that everyone check out the new Beck album shit is too dope!
I gotta go put away the free Robert Blake t-shirt to be replaced by the free Scott Peterson t-shirt, fair well people!. Late.

First and foremost rip to b-i-g, to be honest he wasn’t my personal favorite but surely one of the greatest..

and while Fiddy and Game were busy getting their thug luv on, Jadakiss dropped a pretty decent response (could be better) but still eons better then Piggy Bank. Hopefully a new version with better quality and no Wendy Williams is out soon. Back to the thug luv, I’m wondering what made Game & 50 kiss and make up so quickly, I mean they looked hella uneasy at that little press conference in Harlem, Either Dre/Em/Iovine told them you crazy motherfuckers stfu and hold hands again (what I’m leaning towards) or this was a stunt for some sales.

Good news for are you lazy mobsters, now simply hit up the hit men on the web, YAY for murder…

They should have contacted me instead of this guy, my family would make me do it for $200!!

This guy sort of makes all my achievements seem very very minor…

A little history lesson for the youngn/living under rocks type folk, a Hot97 rap sheet of drama.

Someone please tell Mrs.Federline that there is no TRL this week to break this story. My money is on her having a nude picture of her hand with no glove or some random shit like that.

And some other bitch drama bullshit..Fox Boogie is getting busted for unpaid $20 pedicure charges and 2 years ago Lil Kim was dissing her in the place that got its ear to the street the most, the gggggrand jury. Why aren’t these bitches shooting at each other oh wait…that’s what the whole trial is about….I see…

Oh word, a dude from XXL now writes for page2 @ espn.com.

The most random/hilarious MF Doom interview ever! with gold like:

Were you a fast runner?
I guess I was. Not nowadays, I got a little weight on me. You know, out of shape a little something, but yeah, back in the day I used to do my thing.

What if a pickup game of freeze tag started now?
Damn, I wouldn’t want to be it. I wouldn’t catch nobody.

Also in case you care/knew Mase is probably getting some of that gooonie goooo gooo purple stuff with some sizzurp now since he is now playing basketball with Dipset and rocking homemade Juelz t-shirts for his mixtape. I wonder how his church is holding up? And did he pray for his brother Jimmy Jones like he said he would?

Thank you BK for biting an already corny show with Pimp My Cheeseburger.. really, thank you for all the wonderful (and healthy) stuff you bring to people.

Marines are good actors?? Can you say ex-marine attention whore ?

and before I go, as promised… The Mannie Fresh VIDEO REVIEW!!

Ok, Ill be honest.. there isn’t much to review considering I caught the last portion of it on BET Tha Basement (now known as Ghetto-TRK wannabe, fuck you non-freestyling DJ Linx) , but I don’t need to see much more to come to the conclusion Mannie Fresh is abusing x, but wait boys and girls don’t cry because he is still fucking rich.

Some NBA-ish tomorrow? stay TUNED! There is some other shit I wanted to mention like the new Joey Crack video, but oh well.

In the most important news today, The Game and 50 cent have squashed the beef?! They recently had a press conference in Harlem and declared a truce to end the beef. Apparently they just talked it out…..Does anyone else feel cheated? All the possible diss tracks are now just dreams of what could have been. Well, at least Jada and D-Block are still gonna go for Fifty, but I’m not so sure about Fat Joe….. One would think this should feel like a victory for the hip hop community, but somehow it doesn’t. Catch the coverage of the press conference on Direct Effect tonight at 7pm E.T. on MTV.

Russell Crowe was told recently that Al-Qaeda had a plot to kidnap him prior to the 9-11 attacks. But why the fuck would anyone want Russell Crowe? Of all the actors they chose Gladiator, why not Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman, or Samuel L. Jackson. This plot is just more proof of the insanity of terrorists.

Word is Quentin Tarantino will direct the next Friday the 13th movie. Maybe this will breathe some life into the franchise which took the proverbial “nine to the chest”. For all you who don’t know, Quentin Tarantino was the dude sitting next to RZA at the Grammys (He’s the guy on the left).

Track of the Day:
Mike Jones Ft. 50 Cent, Young Buck, Paul Wall, Slim Thug- Still Tippin’ (REMIX)

This is where our Oscar coverage ends, deepest apologies go out to all goes to all of our 3 readers, but the amount of fake ass shit, I cannot take. To realize how bad this shit is, Chris Rock is probably my favorite comic behind Chappelle but unless he is allowed to bring a 9milly to pop off I will not be viewing… Star Jones, the Rivers Bitches, and Kathy Griffin are as much fun as STDs, but don’t cry yet, I have come through with the bits I could get so here weeee goooooo

I would most certainly tap that..(Star Jones)

This makes me sick, white bitches trying to rob Star of her ice.

Ill give this picture a pass just cause Mr. Jones is one of my fav. songs.

I’d tap this too (The dude thats blurry, nh)

TV Guide channel can only afford to employ the mentally disturbed?

She’s killing me, the region in the red turns me on soooo much.

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BIBBY SAYS: “WE DONT NEED WEBBER TO HAVE THE WIZARDS DO A MELTDOWN??”

Well, the psycho people here at metal lungies will be providing some LIVE(!!!) Oscar coverage of shit like the red carpet and more! We haven’t even started AND ESPN.com has already sold out..

I come to ESPN for SPORTS not some fucking (Kevin Frazier) Entertainment Tonight tip-shit.