Metal Lungies

First thing is first, Fade to Black owns me, thank you very much, and it will own you too!
Next I highly recommend that you check out an album called Prince Po-The Slickness, now this banger came out in early 2004, when I copped it but I didnt give it a full listen till yesterday, and lets just say I was blown away.

Another coach was fired, this time it was Paul Silas, For some reason he gets no love and is the first to go when a team starts to falter, but one good thing he was able to call Carlos Boozer a cunt last week. His sneaky verbatim will be missed.

In other NBA news.. with a late pass.. Franchise kicked people, coaches got fired, and Stacey Augmon threw lotion.. I Love This Game. Oh and AI is prolly gonna be hit with a suspension (WHAT?!!?!?!?)
NOT HER SON….

In some other news, there was a shooting at a Nas concert in the UK… violence+rap=new & fun, right?

And today I came across the funniest gameshow episode ever.. The Weakest Link with JD, Xzibit, Rev Run, Young MC, Da Brat, Dj Quik, Nate Dogg, B-Real.. let just say shit is jokes and sadly cuts of a min or so early :(. For those with Hi-Tech 56k modems, read the MTV piece on it…and fill you self with envy.. nice green envy..

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Thanks to Syracuse, and Kansas aka half of my final four on the right side of the bracket is done, that’s just wonderful. Just when I though picking the loveable ‘Bama.

boys to go to the sweet 16 would be my worst mistake.. If Arizona & Gonzaga make it to the final four please wake me up.

SOHH had a nice round up yesterday.
P-Diddy is gonna have Talib & Common ghostwrite for him on his “last” album, I like how puffy can make it big news that he doesn’t write his own rhymes, but just writes the checks ;). And Benzino not paying his employees is priceless I mean look at that Boston gangster, does he (or even Dave Mays) look like he is the type of person to be maintaining the payroll of a (legal) business. Last but not least who knew Hittman (the guy at the end of the Forgot About Dre who goes Y’all better buy my shit *while a toilet flushes*, and was on chronic 2001) was Dj Quik’s cousin and that Snoop had a brother?? oooo weeee

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Queen Bee is going away!!!! Lil Kim was found guilty of perjury and conspiracy. She was found not guilty of Obstruction of Justice. What does this mean for Hip Hop!? I DON’T CARE!!! The Bitch has like two songs I like, one of which is “Money, Power, And Respect” which is a Lox song anyway. But seriously, this is a huge loss for Award Shows everywhere. How could we ever forget the classic moments:

We will miss this shit………

In other news, anyone who thought that the first Gorillaz album was a heat rock should be happy because on May 24th the hybrid group is set to release their next LP, Demon Days. Word is De La Soul, and the Madvillain MF Doom will be appearing on the album. Watch out for production by Danger Mouse.

I heard about this shit today at school but I couldn’t believe it till I saw it. Yes ladies and gentlemen this is a vacuum but not just any vacuum, this one costs $500 dollars!!! The reason this consumer obscenity came to my knowledge is because I found out today one of my teachers actually bought one of these. Now, I have no problem with the person but if my future spouse were to buy one of these IT HAD BETTER CLEAN UP SIN!!! You see this shit will be on the next episode of Cribs. I can see it now, Joey Crack’s custom Dyson Vacuum, completely pink with the Terror Squad logo on the oustide. You ain’t a gangsta till you got a Dyson.

Track of the Day: Q-Tip ft. Busta Rhymes and Pharell- For the Nasty

METALLUNGIES IS GUILTY
A cold has been trying to keep me down but it wont, I was supposed to do an update yesterday but a very sweet siesta got in the way of that.

Going with the legal theme for a bit… MR X to the Z was caught in Guam (US owned land pretty much) with a little sticky icky.. Now how the hell does this shit happen? Was his weed carrier out with a cold? Irresponsible weed possession by rappers makes me sick.

This story about percents of basketball players who graduate isn’t even at 50% on most of the teams and LSU & Minnesota had none last year?? But you can’t blame the players, its hard passing your sports coaching class.

Britney Spears gave some very valuable advice to Michael Jackson……I guess Michael Jackson’s monkey Bobo wasn’t available for advice at that time.

Following up our touching story of ex-Korn guitarist Head who was baptized a few weeks ago, took the logical next step and is now trying to save 50. This guys is defiantly on the wacky tabacky.

“It’s not a mean song, but it is like a loving father disciplining his son and telling him how it is — kind of like Tré’s dad in the movie ‘Boyz N the Hood,’ ” Welch continued. “There is really no way he can come back at me through music because it’s not from me … it’s from the Big Guy. Even 50 respects the Big Guy.”

This is might type of keg party duuude!

Now a friendly reminder to all my AIM buddies, all of our cyber-sex conversations are probably being loggged. and masturbated to.

And its March.. I still haven’t done a freaking bracket(s)… I’m having difficulty finishing this one.

and for all the Wizroid fans, I have to agree if i was Gilbert Arenas

I’d be hella pissed with dudes grabbing my junk.

I also read something very nice in the Washington post… the MPAA president buys pirated movies in Mexico!!

I have one small request for my friends that go to school with me, do you know if this

mp3 player is allowed? The product page is straight jokes.

Death of Dynasty, a Dame Dash mocumentary of the rise & fall of the ROC! seems interesting to say the least…

Game+Snoop are going tour ( I just wanted to fit in the poster pic somehow!)

Highly recommended that everyone check out the new Beck album shit is too dope!
I gotta go put away the free Robert Blake t-shirt to be replaced by the free Scott Peterson t-shirt, fair well people!. Late.

I know ya’ll heard of him, thats right our friend C-Murder is looking to face a mandatory minimum of life in prison after a being denied his request for a retrial he petioned for on the grounds of racist witnesses and police. Maybe the judge wasn’t to pleased by the music video, filmed by the boys at over at Court TV?! For those of you who don’t know C-Murder is the brother of Master P and Silkk the Shocker, and the uncle of the Teen Nick Gangstarr Little Romeo.

It saddens me to say that the FBI has ended it’s 18 month investigation into the murder of Biggie. To be blunt, another crooked cop got away with murder. I honestly hope his mom does sue the LAPD and win. If it was a rogue cop who did it the FBI just gave the big thumbs up to every other racist cop in Amerikkka to use their overly-encouraged hate as a license to kill.

Well, enough about racist Po. In some lighter news, those of you who own 17 copies of Scarface (10 of which are “limited”) now have something to look forward to, a video game. Thats right, Electronic Arts is developing a video game based on the quintessential hood classic which portrayed Al Pacino a Cuban cocaine don. If you listen to rap music and haven’t seen this movie hurt yourself. In fact, if you haven’t seen this movie, period, then you have done wrong and deserve to be punished. As if the game alone is not incentive enough, you may be interested in the fact that Jay-Z may be doing music for the new instant classic. It has not been confirmed whether Al Pacino will do Tony Montana’s voice on the game. For screenshots click here.

For all you dipset fans, cop that new Purple City CD. Its the best of all their mixtape tracks. I know lethal will kill me for this…….

Speaking of dipset, check this video. Its dipset and game in the studio.

Track of the day: Beanie Siegel ft. Snoop- Don’t Stop

COOKED CRACK…Fat Joe probably spent a lot of studio time to actually make an album worthy diss response, I’m pretty much split on the call if it is better then Jada’s response, Joey mentioning the Vibe Awards and G-Unit running out was most def. the highlight for me which can potentially create a huge market for free Young Buck t-shirts… I kid I kid. Near the end it seems like some name is blanked out when Fat Joe goes If i don’t get you I’m gonna get (mysterious silence), let the rumors begin! Oh but you think 50s kiddie car thieves (i see you fox5) would let Jada slide, nope.. they just rode up in a tow truck and flashed some pieces, and because Jada is hood class act he wont be helping them cop any sentences. By the way me and my people are gonna be riding up in trash trucks, keep you hood & recyclables secure ya heard!
Edit: Apparently Jada is saying they were D-Block fans? which makes me really really confused.

For my law center portion of ML, you have to ask yourself how can I touch on the latest developments of the Micheal Jackson trial, shit is daily joke machine. From barring Jay Leno of making jokes of MJ so he just hires Rosanne to do that part (those sneaky Italians!). From the boy saying MJ made him drink wine which he called Jesus Juice.. well guess what thanks of this, crunk juice is officially discontinued as the drink of choice in the family we pourin that Jesus Juice freely. Lastly, I would like to say MJ showing up late to court in Pajamas couldn’t be any more hilarious, I mean this guy has a fucking roller coaster on a ranch and he cant get a suit real quick, but instead rolls up like he is gonna go lounge around at court. I wish I could pull pajamas off at my school, cause that shit will land me in being locked up with In School Suspension for sexual harassment like whoa.

Keeping going with the law related news.. well somewhat since this is apparently from 2003 but it still gold..

DEA agent shoots himself in gun safety class

A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children in what police describe as an accident. His bosses, however, are still investigating the incident.

The Drug Enforcement Administration agent, whose name was not released, was speaking on April 9 to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.

He drew his .40-caliber duty weapon and removed the magazine, according to the police report. He then pulled back the slide and asked an audience member to look inside the gun and confirm it wasnt loaded.

Witnesses said when the agent released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh. The gun was pointed at the floor. The agent was treated at Orlando Regional Medical Center and returned to work, a DEA official said.

Oh you thought i just had the story? Man this is metal lungies we got the video to share with your family and friends.

The much promised NBA piece (I’m good on promises) (I’m also good with parenthesis)

Apparently Don Nelson is dipping out for a few games to tend to his wife who is recovering from surgery, now here at ML we have a policy that wont allow me to make light of this situation so I would just like to say because of this he wont be able to implement his genius playbook…

Oh what away stint is this? like #4 this year? Just let Avery Johnson run the team… into the ground.

Going with the sort of depressing news, sadly Antwon Jamison iron man streak came to an end at 386 games, which sucks because it was a nice fact Stuart Scott could spit out on every Wizard highlight and gave the Wiz some extra shine.

oh and
Handsome Boy Modeling School featuring Dan the Automator & Prince Paul
w/ K-Os & Rondo Brothers
SUN. APR. 17
$18.00
WILL BE DOPE!

Sidenotes: please don’t bring up those Terp chumps…fucking Clemson? come on. They haven’t had any NBA talent since Greg Buckner who some how isn’t playing on 10-day contracts yet, why can’t the Terps win a game to save their lives in Chapel Hill? Allhiphop rumors pretty much confirms what I thought- Iovine was involved in the 50/Game peace treaty. Till next time, out.

First and foremost rip to b-i-g, to be honest he wasn’t my personal favorite but surely one of the greatest..

and while Fiddy and Game were busy getting their thug luv on, Jadakiss dropped a pretty decent response (could be better) but still eons better then Piggy Bank. Hopefully a new version with better quality and no Wendy Williams is out soon. Back to the thug luv, I’m wondering what made Game & 50 kiss and make up so quickly, I mean they looked hella uneasy at that little press conference in Harlem, Either Dre/Em/Iovine told them you crazy motherfuckers stfu and hold hands again (what I’m leaning towards) or this was a stunt for some sales.

Good news for are you lazy mobsters, now simply hit up the hit men on the web, YAY for murder…

They should have contacted me instead of this guy, my family would make me do it for $200!!

This guy sort of makes all my achievements seem very very minor…

A little history lesson for the youngn/living under rocks type folk, a Hot97 rap sheet of drama.

Someone please tell Mrs.Federline that there is no TRL this week to break this story. My money is on her having a nude picture of her hand with no glove or some random shit like that.

And some other bitch drama bullshit..Fox Boogie is getting busted for unpaid $20 pedicure charges and 2 years ago Lil Kim was dissing her in the place that got its ear to the street the most, the gggggrand jury. Why aren’t these bitches shooting at each other oh wait…that’s what the whole trial is about….I see…

Oh word, a dude from XXL now writes for page2 @ espn.com.

The most random/hilarious MF Doom interview ever! with gold like:

Were you a fast runner?
I guess I was. Not nowadays, I got a little weight on me. You know, out of shape a little something, but yeah, back in the day I used to do my thing.

What if a pickup game of freeze tag started now?
Damn, I wouldn’t want to be it. I wouldn’t catch nobody.

Also in case you care/knew Mase is probably getting some of that gooonie goooo gooo purple stuff with some sizzurp now since he is now playing basketball with Dipset and rocking homemade Juelz t-shirts for his mixtape. I wonder how his church is holding up? And did he pray for his brother Jimmy Jones like he said he would?

Thank you BK for biting an already corny show with Pimp My Cheeseburger.. really, thank you for all the wonderful (and healthy) stuff you bring to people.

Marines are good actors?? Can you say ex-marine attention whore ?

and before I go, as promised… The Mannie Fresh VIDEO REVIEW!!

Ok, Ill be honest.. there isn’t much to review considering I caught the last portion of it on BET Tha Basement (now known as Ghetto-TRK wannabe, fuck you non-freestyling DJ Linx) , but I don’t need to see much more to come to the conclusion Mannie Fresh is abusing x, but wait boys and girls don’t cry because he is still fucking rich.

Some NBA-ish tomorrow? stay TUNED! There is some other shit I wanted to mention like the new Joey Crack video, but oh well.

In the most important news today, The Game and 50 cent have squashed the beef?! They recently had a press conference in Harlem and declared a truce to end the beef. Apparently they just talked it out…..Does anyone else feel cheated? All the possible diss tracks are now just dreams of what could have been. Well, at least Jada and D-Block are still gonna go for Fifty, but I’m not so sure about Fat Joe….. One would think this should feel like a victory for the hip hop community, but somehow it doesn’t. Catch the coverage of the press conference on Direct Effect tonight at 7pm E.T. on MTV.

Russell Crowe was told recently that Al-Qaeda had a plot to kidnap him prior to the 9-11 attacks. But why the fuck would anyone want Russell Crowe? Of all the actors they chose Gladiator, why not Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman, or Samuel L. Jackson. This plot is just more proof of the insanity of terrorists.

Word is Quentin Tarantino will direct the next Friday the 13th movie. Maybe this will breathe some life into the franchise which took the proverbial “nine to the chest”. For all you who don’t know, Quentin Tarantino was the dude sitting next to RZA at the Grammys (He’s the guy on the left).

Track of the Day:
Mike Jones Ft. 50 Cent, Young Buck, Paul Wall, Slim Thug- Still Tippin’ (REMIX)

50 Beefin? No way! He too busy makin them gggggggg-unit speical editions Game Boys. Seriously if anyone over 14ish cops that, please shoot yourself thanks, because we all know g-unit be playin them Mario Kart Jumpoffs on the street corner.

and in our sports news.. I wouldn’t even hate on this now ex-cardinals football player if he was at least stealing a shiny Powerbook? Dell? tha fuck outta here.

Oh yea, here is some top secret gossip here, one of contributors, Buffalo’s favorite girl & a nice restaurant he would like.

some random eBay shit before i dip..
a bible’s collectors wet dream

and i hope the Smithsonian bought this.

RZA Interview NPR can hold it down, most def!

Afghanistan STAND UP!, hopefully hosting a mixtape soon!!

tomorrow: Mannie Fresh new video in-depth analysis.

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This is a classic, its old, but timely because Purple Haze was recently released. I came across it when I was doing a regular sweep of my computer. So here it is, Cam’ron and Dame Dash in November 2003 on the O’reilly Factor.

{Highlight} Cam: I’m gonna get at you in a minute dog.
Bill: You get at me.

Did ya heard? The Cops are looking for members of Game’s crew involved in the Hot 97 shooting.

And remember what I said about 50 cent and Newport News?…..I WAS RIGHT!!!! A local rapper released a diss aimed at fifty which has supposedly been making it’s way around the internet. We at Metal Lungies have yet to recieve a copy of the song. We will post it the minute we get it. The MC is named “Loc” and the track is called “Bad Newz VA (Violent and Aggressive)”. It is a response to 50’s track “Ski Mask Way”.

Track of the Day- Daz Dillinger: Gangsta Inferno (Its a Freestyle)