Metal Lungies

I was gonna come through with a massive update about 3 days ago or so but my computer overheated to some oven like temperatures ish but never fret, ML is still here.. Late passes on some of the shit please.

First things first.. Sheek Louch dropped his two cents into the whole Fiddy beef, lets just say it some big 2 cents.. Sheek doesn’t waste a moment and goes hard at all of G-Unit.. He pretty much finished Banks (who is not a battle cat) & Yayo (His name is fucking Yayo, maybe he can sprinkle crack onto this beef), interesting what 50 & Buck come back with.

Since our last update Benzinoho was able to Resign, the source was slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit by the ex-editor Kim O. The same lady that was riding out with the Benzino during the height of the whole Eminem racist tapes issue. Despite what Benzino claims The Source is obviously in turmoil. In that same interview I have no fucking idea what he is trying to say, anyone want to translate it for me? At parts it seems Benzino is deaf and doesn’t answer the questions he is asked and rambles on how the internet isn’t teh evil. All I can say is I’ll be happy if I wont have to mention him ever again.

Apparently the Timbaland that you saw in Fade to Black is no more, dude is pulling a Missy and dropping the lbs. And dude is even thinking about entering a body building competition. props. *no homo*

Oh My…You know you cant be a bigger mainstream accessory when the president is rocking you. What’s up with having only 250 songs (of country, where’s the Dixie Chicks?)?? You can fit that many on a mp3 cd.. So not cool Mr. Dubya. Next up for him I hope are some hardwood classics throwbacks..the orange bullets joint would look fly on air force one (PUN GALORE!!).

Now for the Dikembe Mutombo portion of the update, duke has been keep in it pretty busy eating with Yao & Ewing. In fact he is able to tie Ewing for gulliness. Sorry but no comment on WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO? In Case you were wondering (lies!!, you dun clicked already) the site is safe for the whole family to enjoy.

IM ON A RAMPAGE. The lyrical rampage portion is Metal Lungies *approved*!!

If this stays under $10, this might be the first piece in the Metal Lungies museum.

reminding you that DC is forever gangster:

Name that tune: Channel 9 is profusely apologizing for broadcasting an explicit lyric from a Snoop Dogg song during its Saturday morning newscast. Anchor Lesli Foster, who had just previewed an upcoming “Petline 9” segment about an orphaned rabbit looking for a home, gasped off-screen after the X-rated snippet aired at 7:50 — just before an orange juice commercial.
Several viewers complained to the station about the lyric, which instructs listeners to “just throw your hands in the [bleeping] air.” It comes from the rapper’s 1993 song, “Who Am I (What’s My Name)?”

WUSA anchor Derek McGinty told viewers Monday night: “There is no question the music used was very inappropriate and it does not reflect the station’s standards or values. A terrible mistake in editing the music led to it getting on the air, and actions are being taken to make sure that never happens again.”

We hear that a weekend news producer is in hot water for the slip-up, but station president Darryll Green told The Post’s John Maynard yesterday: “We really don’t discuss personnel issues.”

No wonder I couldn’t holla at my people on Thursday night… THX COMCAST!!

T.O. throwing subliminals at Donovan?? This can’t be MY humble T.O.!!

In some drug clinic William Hung is smiling… This shit is too beautiful to not share.

Before I go, hopefully you have seen the hacked pics of Vida off her cell phone, if not you are one unfortunate person.

out.

Let me start by saying this: GO AND SEE SIN CITY!!!! That shit was a visual thrill as well as a violence fueled riot to watch. I dub it a classic *Metal Lungies Approved*. Michael Rourke has also gained a special place (no homo) in the figurative ML Hall of Greatness. If nothing else see that shit for Jessica Alba….you’ll thank me later.

So apart from my avid hate for reality television I do keep an eye out for Hip-Hop celebrities. Recently we were all blessed with the wonderful opportunities of “Flavploitation” and once again we have been given yet another source of Hip-Hop hilarity. Pepa from Salt ‘n’ Pepa has been chosen as one of the cast members on the Surreal Life. She will join the Lethal-Approved show alongside Janice Dickinson, Jose Canseco, Omarosa, and Bronson Pinchot. My predictions for this season: Omarosa and Pepa will kill each other, and Jose Canseco will snitch to the cops, while Janice Dickinson dies of overeating, and Bronson Pinchot will walk away without any investigation because he insisted he was a “Perfect Stranger.” Maybe this season will be the worst and help to “push it” off television. Damn I’m witty……..

The Infamous Mobb Deep were dropped from Jive Records supposedly because they were not up to the standards of their other artists such as Usher, Outkast, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears. I loved “Got it Twisted” but record companies don’t know how to market….. all except for Rebel Squad.

So, Sha Money XL got g-g-g-g-ganked in a Queens Barbershop. Supposedly it was a set-up. My question is, WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL GOING TO QUEENS BARBERSHOPS????? Dude has money can’t he get a cut elsewhere?

Is he throwing it up?

Word to my man Mugabe I hope he rules till he is 105. We need that kind of security over here. None of this 2-term crap.

R.I.P. John Paul II. The first Pope to be down with breakdancing and Jesus.

Video of the Week: Ghostface ft. Trife Da God – Biscuits (Recorded from the Projekt Revolution Tour)

You better believe Mr. Angelos tried to tap that.

I’ve been trying to do a piece on the state of our nations capital for a moment. I’ve finally got enough material and motivation to do so. But I’ll still keep it brief, be cause that is how we do. Now DC is supposed to getting a baseball team, they moved them down all fine and dandy but they didn’t have one minor detail in place, a TV deal. Because we all know tv + sports aren’t big in today’s society. So going down to the wire as the season starts the deal was reached, there will only be around 70 games shown in the DC area on the local UPN & FOX channels (owned by Rupert Murdoch). Why? Well because Mr. Oriole, the owner Peter Angelos straight up cock blocked it. He made it so that he had a bit under 100 Nats games air on his newly formed TV network and so he could make a profit (HE ph33rs the completion of the Nats). But here is the curve ball, since this is completion to the cable giants Comcast’s own Comcast sportsnet there is no way in hell they will carry Angelo’s network. So if you really want all the Nats games your only choice is DirectTV (Also owned by Rupert Murdoch).. Which surprise surprise will generate a monopoly of the DC market for Murdoch but it will put even more money back into Angelos’ pocket. Ill go in say it, FUCK YOU PETER ANGELOS (No comment on Murdoch.. his son did start Rawkus :P). And Baseball isn’t even my favorite sport.

In other DC news, the city’s public system is so wonderful that they not only have cat clinics in elementary school cafeterias, Mercurey spills of old ass thermometers caused by hoodlums in schools, but also employed terrorirsts as top officials. God damn, do they like to keep it interesting over there. I bet lions are gonna start escaping from the national zoo and run into a high school, I wouldn’t worry, because it would probably be shot. By a “student”.

Speaking of Washington, an ex-Washingtonian, Jarmoir Jagr lost his lucky hockey stick, excuse me while I shed crocodile tears for this tragic situation. Is he accepting donations?

HipHopGame has a nice collection of amusing hip hop pictures. My personal favorite (t-shirt worthy even!), are Jigga with the gold fronts and him tryin to throw up gang signs with Snoop.

With the death of the Pope (RIP), you might have missed that in Arizona they are gonna have a fleet about 400 volunteers monitoring the border to prevent illegals. Is it me or do Immigrants have the white man shook?.

In case you don’t watch some UK premier league footy, then I reckon you haven’t seen that even teammates get gully with one another. *NO HOMO*

I wonder if the republican or democrats support this. Who am I kidding, I bet, Lyndon Larouche is. (Ill try to get Mark to elaborate on this guy sometime)

I am 35% addicted to Porn. What about you?

My pick of ugliest NBA player, goes to…

There is a database of online April fools pranks, my favorite almost got me smoking out the wazoo on Friday.

I was browsing the Okp boards archives and came across the most genius Ghostface thread ever. The man who posted that is a genius.

ESPN.com has a nice 10th anniversary piece on how their website has evolved. All I can say is cot damn was it ugly back in the day!

Over at the legendary Bol’s ByronCrawford blog, Captain Jack has been posting his top 5 gulliest moments, let me just say the shit is a MUST READ.

#1 2Pacs Weed
#2 Tragedy Khadafi in da club
#3 Diddy’s gangsta
#4 Pete Rock runs with not the best crowd
#5 RA The Rugged Man’s nice offer

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/, Do you really need for me to say something about this? Cuz’ Ive converted.

Oh yeah Gmail straight up 0wns even more

You are currently using 38 MB (2%) of your 2051 MB

thanks to their plans to increasing storage space.

out.

Note: This is from a movie and not from his actual court case.

Beanie Sigel, Beck, Will Smith are all in stores today.. the first 2 are Djlethal01 approved, but the last one is Skillz approved.
The Beanie Sigel is a very solid album except for the rehashes of old tracks such as Its On and the Killa Cam callabo Wanted (on the run) (sorry Mark), My favorite tracks are Feel It In The Air on which Beanie says some of the truest shit he has ever spit and One Shot Deal which has a very dope Redman verse. The new video for Don’t Stop is out.
A track which seems to have a mediocre neptunes beat that is listenable but could have been better. Note: ODB looks cracked up like whoa (RIP).
The Beck CD is just a damn good listen from start to end, it flows perfectly.

In some sad news Johnny Cochran died, for those that don’t know he led the real dream team to the Olympics…er victory in the Orenthal trial, while he robbed us of Free OJ t-shirts he was one crafty lawyer. RIP.

Today I came across a very nice video that reminded me a very important thing, never upset Mike Tyson..and cot damn what a monster he was inside the ring. This reminded me of this finding too…

The terrifying power Tyson, 35, generates with his fists has been studied by one of our top sports scientists.

Dr Matthew Pain, a lecturer in sports biomechanics at Loughborough University, has investigated the force behind Tyson’s punches, as well as the kind of damage that taking repeated blows can inflict.

His research has demonstrated that, if Lewis is caught clean by Iron Mike, the champion will have to withstand a force the equivalent of being involved in a 50mph car crash.

Tyson can deliver a blow which possesses the same weight as a 16lb sledgehammer being swung at 35mph.

Just one has the potential to knock out and hospitalise the average man.

In fact, the power of Tyson’s KO punch has an 85 per cent chance of giving an opponent severe brain damage. It is great enough to bust any bone in the average human skull.

A crazy cut called 5 Deadly Venoms dropped featuring Ghostface, Kool G, Lord Tariq, Raekwon and Kane.

Speaking of Rae, a dope piece is featured on the making of his classic Only Built 4 Cuban Linx album, its a lengthy read but a cot damn good one for any Wu/Rae fan. Props to Roaches over at okayplayer.

Make Em say ughhhhhhhh… Master P and Silk were arrested near the UCAL campus for having unregistered guns, You gotta love (biological) brothers who role together. I don’t know whats more scary, that they were near a university or that they had guns. I hope this doesn’t affect Lil Romeo’s nickelodeon gig, I would be devastated.

Remember last summer when Shyne was on top of the world, optimism was in the air, he had his own label, an album out, and he would probably be out of jail. Well have things changed since, Def Jam isn’t promoting him anymore and he might get dropped, and now even his assets have been frozen. A damn shame, I really hope Puff reaches out to him somehow when he gets out because if it wasn’t Puffy backstabbing ass Shyne wouldn’t be in this situation, for more info peep the Village Voice articles from the trials.

I bet even God is jealous.

Now you might remember from a few weeks ago we mentioned Brian “Head” Welch, who has not only left the band Korn, got baptized in Israel, then said some nonsense in a letter to 50 Cent through the media, well.. He isn’t done. After getting no response from 50 he wrote a second letter which includes some Rebel Squad mixtape worthy bars…

My little boy/ Bow your head in shame/ You’ve disgraced your father’s name now/ It’s time for you to lose,” the lyrics read in part. “Your little toys/ Won’t save you from shot 10/ Without me you will not win, no/ I swear you’ll lose

I kid you not. He even goes on to invite to fly 50 out for popcorn. Now wtf happened to his guy that made him go from a crazy ass band to Korn to him believing he is a messenger of God?? I really hope 50 responds in some way.

New Foxy Brown produced by Just Blaze with a foxy lady sample!! Must Hear.

There is a good interview with Sway & King Tech of the world famous Wake Up Show. After hearing the sampler from their website, the album which drops on May 24th- I am highly anticipating.

Speaking of highly anticipated, monkey yesterday mentioned the XXL rating Common got for his new album, well I cant wait for that shit either when it drops in June/May, as there is no concrete date for it yet, but the track listings are out. Credit: OKP forums.

1. BE
2. The Corner f/ The Last Poets
3. Go
4. Faithful f/ Bilal & John Legend
5. Testify
6. Love Is
7. Chi City
8. The Food
9. Real People
10. They Say f/ Kanye West & John Legend
11. It’s Your World/Pop’s Reprise f/ Bilal

(produced by Kanye West, except 6 & 11 produced by Jay Dee)

It looks like Nas in all likely hood wont be replying to 50, which is a shame because he had the biggest chance to put shit into place.

If you missed it on Sunday, Jadakiss got Punk’d, IMO it was very well done and Jadakiss acted exactly in real life like you would expect him, ill go ahead and label this *classic* material.

Apparently rockin an Ipod can be a danger to your health, as the ipod jackings are on a rise in NYC. Simple solution don’t rock the attention-whoring white headphones or if that’s not a possibility have the waste band lineup (like my mans Zack do) be a celly, ipod and a bitty slug. No comment on my preferred method.

Hillary Swank was fined for bringing in an apple & orange into New Zeeland, wtf would they do if u brought some 9 millys?

A friend of mine pointed out that since Fox wont be airing anymore of the madly-underrated show “My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss”, they have at least put up episodes 6-10 on their website, even if you haven’t watched the show, the comedy of the show is golden and I recommend you should check it out.

If you truly got dough to spare, then this is the wallet for you.

Before I dip out, good to see Mali running their soccer team Saddam Iraqi Olypmic Committee style.

Rumor: Chad Johnson banging Trina? pull over!

www.metallungies.com coming at you soon!!
Out. 3 days till Sin City.

Queen Bee is going away!!!! Lil Kim was found guilty of perjury and conspiracy. She was found not guilty of Obstruction of Justice. What does this mean for Hip Hop!? I DON’T CARE!!! The Bitch has like two songs I like, one of which is “Money, Power, And Respect” which is a Lox song anyway. But seriously, this is a huge loss for Award Shows everywhere. How could we ever forget the classic moments:

We will miss this shit………

In other news, anyone who thought that the first Gorillaz album was a heat rock should be happy because on May 24th the hybrid group is set to release their next LP, Demon Days. Word is De La Soul, and the Madvillain MF Doom will be appearing on the album. Watch out for production by Danger Mouse.

I heard about this shit today at school but I couldn’t believe it till I saw it. Yes ladies and gentlemen this is a vacuum but not just any vacuum, this one costs $500 dollars!!! The reason this consumer obscenity came to my knowledge is because I found out today one of my teachers actually bought one of these. Now, I have no problem with the person but if my future spouse were to buy one of these IT HAD BETTER CLEAN UP SIN!!! You see this shit will be on the next episode of Cribs. I can see it now, Joey Crack’s custom Dyson Vacuum, completely pink with the Terror Squad logo on the oustide. You ain’t a gangsta till you got a Dyson.

Track of the Day: Q-Tip ft. Busta Rhymes and Pharell- For the Nasty

METALLUNGIES IS GUILTY
A cold has been trying to keep me down but it wont, I was supposed to do an update yesterday but a very sweet siesta got in the way of that.

Going with the legal theme for a bit… MR X to the Z was caught in Guam (US owned land pretty much) with a little sticky icky.. Now how the hell does this shit happen? Was his weed carrier out with a cold? Irresponsible weed possession by rappers makes me sick.

This story about percents of basketball players who graduate isn’t even at 50% on most of the teams and LSU & Minnesota had none last year?? But you can’t blame the players, its hard passing your sports coaching class.

Britney Spears gave some very valuable advice to Michael Jackson……I guess Michael Jackson’s monkey Bobo wasn’t available for advice at that time.

Following up our touching story of ex-Korn guitarist Head who was baptized a few weeks ago, took the logical next step and is now trying to save 50. This guys is defiantly on the wacky tabacky.

“It’s not a mean song, but it is like a loving father disciplining his son and telling him how it is — kind of like Tré’s dad in the movie ‘Boyz N the Hood,’ ” Welch continued. “There is really no way he can come back at me through music because it’s not from me … it’s from the Big Guy. Even 50 respects the Big Guy.”

This is might type of keg party duuude!

Now a friendly reminder to all my AIM buddies, all of our cyber-sex conversations are probably being loggged. and masturbated to.

And its March.. I still haven’t done a freaking bracket(s)… I’m having difficulty finishing this one.

and for all the Wizroid fans, I have to agree if i was Gilbert Arenas

I’d be hella pissed with dudes grabbing my junk.

I also read something very nice in the Washington post… the MPAA president buys pirated movies in Mexico!!

I have one small request for my friends that go to school with me, do you know if this

mp3 player is allowed? The product page is straight jokes.

Death of Dynasty, a Dame Dash mocumentary of the rise & fall of the ROC! seems interesting to say the least…

Game+Snoop are going tour ( I just wanted to fit in the poster pic somehow!)

Highly recommended that everyone check out the new Beck album shit is too dope!
I gotta go put away the free Robert Blake t-shirt to be replaced by the free Scott Peterson t-shirt, fair well people!. Late.

I know ya’ll heard of him, thats right our friend C-Murder is looking to face a mandatory minimum of life in prison after a being denied his request for a retrial he petioned for on the grounds of racist witnesses and police. Maybe the judge wasn’t to pleased by the music video, filmed by the boys at over at Court TV?! For those of you who don’t know C-Murder is the brother of Master P and Silkk the Shocker, and the uncle of the Teen Nick Gangstarr Little Romeo.

It saddens me to say that the FBI has ended it’s 18 month investigation into the murder of Biggie. To be blunt, another crooked cop got away with murder. I honestly hope his mom does sue the LAPD and win. If it was a rogue cop who did it the FBI just gave the big thumbs up to every other racist cop in Amerikkka to use their overly-encouraged hate as a license to kill.

Well, enough about racist Po. In some lighter news, those of you who own 17 copies of Scarface (10 of which are “limited”) now have something to look forward to, a video game. Thats right, Electronic Arts is developing a video game based on the quintessential hood classic which portrayed Al Pacino a Cuban cocaine don. If you listen to rap music and haven’t seen this movie hurt yourself. In fact, if you haven’t seen this movie, period, then you have done wrong and deserve to be punished. As if the game alone is not incentive enough, you may be interested in the fact that Jay-Z may be doing music for the new instant classic. It has not been confirmed whether Al Pacino will do Tony Montana’s voice on the game. For screenshots click here.

For all you dipset fans, cop that new Purple City CD. Its the best of all their mixtape tracks. I know lethal will kill me for this…….

Speaking of dipset, check this video. Its dipset and game in the studio.

Track of the day: Beanie Siegel ft. Snoop- Don’t Stop

COOKED CRACK…Fat Joe probably spent a lot of studio time to actually make an album worthy diss response, I’m pretty much split on the call if it is better then Jada’s response, Joey mentioning the Vibe Awards and G-Unit running out was most def. the highlight for me which can potentially create a huge market for free Young Buck t-shirts… I kid I kid. Near the end it seems like some name is blanked out when Fat Joe goes If i don’t get you I’m gonna get (mysterious silence), let the rumors begin! Oh but you think 50s kiddie car thieves (i see you fox5) would let Jada slide, nope.. they just rode up in a tow truck and flashed some pieces, and because Jada is hood class act he wont be helping them cop any sentences. By the way me and my people are gonna be riding up in trash trucks, keep you hood & recyclables secure ya heard!
Edit: Apparently Jada is saying they were D-Block fans? which makes me really really confused.

For my law center portion of ML, you have to ask yourself how can I touch on the latest developments of the Micheal Jackson trial, shit is daily joke machine. From barring Jay Leno of making jokes of MJ so he just hires Rosanne to do that part (those sneaky Italians!). From the boy saying MJ made him drink wine which he called Jesus Juice.. well guess what thanks of this, crunk juice is officially discontinued as the drink of choice in the family we pourin that Jesus Juice freely. Lastly, I would like to say MJ showing up late to court in Pajamas couldn’t be any more hilarious, I mean this guy has a fucking roller coaster on a ranch and he cant get a suit real quick, but instead rolls up like he is gonna go lounge around at court. I wish I could pull pajamas off at my school, cause that shit will land me in being locked up with In School Suspension for sexual harassment like whoa.

Keeping going with the law related news.. well somewhat since this is apparently from 2003 but it still gold..

DEA agent shoots himself in gun safety class

A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children in what police describe as an accident. His bosses, however, are still investigating the incident.

The Drug Enforcement Administration agent, whose name was not released, was speaking on April 9 to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.

He drew his .40-caliber duty weapon and removed the magazine, according to the police report. He then pulled back the slide and asked an audience member to look inside the gun and confirm it wasnt loaded.

Witnesses said when the agent released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh. The gun was pointed at the floor. The agent was treated at Orlando Regional Medical Center and returned to work, a DEA official said.

Oh you thought i just had the story? Man this is metal lungies we got the video to share with your family and friends.

The much promised NBA piece (I’m good on promises) (I’m also good with parenthesis)

Apparently Don Nelson is dipping out for a few games to tend to his wife who is recovering from surgery, now here at ML we have a policy that wont allow me to make light of this situation so I would just like to say because of this he wont be able to implement his genius playbook…

Oh what away stint is this? like #4 this year? Just let Avery Johnson run the team… into the ground.

Going with the sort of depressing news, sadly Antwon Jamison iron man streak came to an end at 386 games, which sucks because it was a nice fact Stuart Scott could spit out on every Wizard highlight and gave the Wiz some extra shine.

oh and
Handsome Boy Modeling School featuring Dan the Automator & Prince Paul
w/ K-Os & Rondo Brothers
SUN. APR. 17
$18.00
WILL BE DOPE!

Sidenotes: please don’t bring up those Terp chumps…fucking Clemson? come on. They haven’t had any NBA talent since Greg Buckner who some how isn’t playing on 10-day contracts yet, why can’t the Terps win a game to save their lives in Chapel Hill? Allhiphop rumors pretty much confirms what I thought- Iovine was involved in the 50/Game peace treaty. Till next time, out.

First and foremost rip to b-i-g, to be honest he wasn’t my personal favorite but surely one of the greatest..

and while Fiddy and Game were busy getting their thug luv on, Jadakiss dropped a pretty decent response (could be better) but still eons better then Piggy Bank. Hopefully a new version with better quality and no Wendy Williams is out soon. Back to the thug luv, I’m wondering what made Game & 50 kiss and make up so quickly, I mean they looked hella uneasy at that little press conference in Harlem, Either Dre/Em/Iovine told them you crazy motherfuckers stfu and hold hands again (what I’m leaning towards) or this was a stunt for some sales.

Good news for are you lazy mobsters, now simply hit up the hit men on the web, YAY for murder…

They should have contacted me instead of this guy, my family would make me do it for $200!!

This guy sort of makes all my achievements seem very very minor…

A little history lesson for the youngn/living under rocks type folk, a Hot97 rap sheet of drama.

Someone please tell Mrs.Federline that there is no TRL this week to break this story. My money is on her having a nude picture of her hand with no glove or some random shit like that.

And some other bitch drama bullshit..Fox Boogie is getting busted for unpaid $20 pedicure charges and 2 years ago Lil Kim was dissing her in the place that got its ear to the street the most, the gggggrand jury. Why aren’t these bitches shooting at each other oh wait…that’s what the whole trial is about….I see…

Oh word, a dude from XXL now writes for page2 @ espn.com.

The most random/hilarious MF Doom interview ever! with gold like:

Were you a fast runner?
I guess I was. Not nowadays, I got a little weight on me. You know, out of shape a little something, but yeah, back in the day I used to do my thing.

What if a pickup game of freeze tag started now?
Damn, I wouldn’t want to be it. I wouldn’t catch nobody.

Also in case you care/knew Mase is probably getting some of that gooonie goooo gooo purple stuff with some sizzurp now since he is now playing basketball with Dipset and rocking homemade Juelz t-shirts for his mixtape. I wonder how his church is holding up? And did he pray for his brother Jimmy Jones like he said he would?

Thank you BK for biting an already corny show with Pimp My Cheeseburger.. really, thank you for all the wonderful (and healthy) stuff you bring to people.

Marines are good actors?? Can you say ex-marine attention whore ?

and before I go, as promised… The Mannie Fresh VIDEO REVIEW!!

Ok, Ill be honest.. there isn’t much to review considering I caught the last portion of it on BET Tha Basement (now known as Ghetto-TRK wannabe, fuck you non-freestyling DJ Linx) , but I don’t need to see much more to come to the conclusion Mannie Fresh is abusing x, but wait boys and girls don’t cry because he is still fucking rich.

Some NBA-ish tomorrow? stay TUNED! There is some other shit I wanted to mention like the new Joey Crack video, but oh well.

Barry Bonds was doing an interview recently and had some candid words for the steriod allegations as well as words of warning for his son stating that “my son says to me, ‘aren’t you my friend?’ Hell no, I’m not your friend” he closed the chapter on his young boy with a resounding threat, “I’ll bust you up. And I mean it.” Barry Bond’s testicular diameter last measured in at 2mm.

Former Korn Guitarist turned Christian, Brian “Head” Welch, was baptized in the Jordan River today. He was the one who quit the band for God aka. Yoko Deity. The Jordan River was where Jesus was supposedly baptized by (Guess Who!?!) John the Baptist.
Djlethal note: peep his very odd website @ http://www.headtochrist.com/

Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean doing a concert is all well and good but WHERE THE FUCK IS PRAS!?!? We need another Fugees album now!!! And speaking of the Fugees is anybody else waiting on that Dave Chappelle Block Party DVD? Not to mention Fade to Black? Can you say Pre-Order?

Barry Bonds don’t give a fuck