Metal Lungies

DJ Khaled took to the airwaves to hype up the Dollar Menu and sausage biscuits as only he can.

Part 1: DJ Khaled on the Dollar Menu

Part 2: DJ Khaled on sausage biscuits

If Khaled ever gets tired of making (making?) music, he could make a killing as one of those guys who stands on the street and tries to get you to eat at their restaurant.

Danny Pena (Godfree) via RapRadar

So you are probably still asking where I’ve been hiding out, kinda lacking on the posting front? I’m actually working on bonding with my cat thanks to the advice this lady has blessed my life with. Be back soon.  MAJOR WHISKER ALERT till then.

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My sources tell me this is off DJ Vlad’s Beef VII mixtape. Obama stepped up for T-Swift and threw a couple darts at Kanye. SHOTS FIRED.

Download: Barack Obama – He’s a Jackass (Dissing Kanye)

via TMZ

Sidebar: ML will start posting real music again soon, we promise.

OH SHIT. Aziz (of Human Giant/Parks & Recreation/Funny People fame) drops such a crazy hot exclusive, I had to play it 8 times in a row before my ipod died. heat rock. Download/listen/stream now.

Download: Jay-Z feat. Aziz Ansari and Kanye West – Hate (DJ Aziz Ansari EXCLUSIVE)

Sidebar: I’m sorry for the lack of updates (and e-mail responses) lately (ie last 6 months), real life/9 to 5/debilitating twitter addiction have been getting in the way heavily. But you best believe your boy will overcome.

All these years later, the classic Wu-Tang cut continues to inspire.

When you cross hip-hop and Legos, magic tends to happen.

Common and Funny or Die make light of the financial crisis with a little blaxploitation jive. So funny, I almost forgive him for his last album. Almost.

via illRoots

I’m really only posting this because it gives me a chance to rant how much I hate subway. Subway has to be the most overrated sub shop in the universe. Ugh. Plus the smell inside of them?? Starvation is better, ask a homeless person.  I don’t get how the video on this is pretty polished but then the audio sounds like it was recorded on a cell phone?

Jadakiss was so taken by Nore’s gesture that he set aside 45 minutes to figure out how to buy CNN’s latest album Channel 10 on iTunes. Jada doesn’t put on as much of a show as Nore, nor does he have as much difficulty, but he still hits a few snags along the way. At 3:10, there’s a great shot of a confused ‘Kiss scratching his head. ‘Kiss finally makes the purchase at 3:55 and makes a noise that I’ve never heard from him before. I hope this becomes an ongoing series and I hope Jada and Nore enjoyed each other’s albums more than I did.

57thave.com via Nah Right

If you are confused by the title, watch the first video to get familiar, then go in on the remix (the 2nd video). Maury and Music remixes of youtube clips stay killing (my productivity)! Thanks for the pointer CP.

This video is so powerful, so life changing, so inspirational. One of the greatest ML Hollers @ subjects goes to a Chicago Bulls game (sidebar: tonight’s Bulls/Celtics game was EPIC, and that’s coming from someone that kinda has hated both teams at various points). Highlights include getting Daps from Jeff Van Gundy, taunting Marbury, talking to Lindsay Hunter (it’s not like he has to prepare for any game action, he’s the team minister, right?), asking Floor Seat waiter- Chi City “How do you pronounce your name? Waiter: “John.”.

Oh and in case you were wondering why this had a little delay in getting posted to the internets, Chi-City has a pretty legit reason:

“FINALLY!!!!!!!!….NEW VIDEO JUST POSTED…its like 1:15am..lol my badd. Internet porn is DISTRACTING…LOL”