Metal Lungies

FACT: I would rather listen to MC Dookie than Rick Ross. This is both very funny and very stupid. Courtesy of UCLA sketch group Fireside Chats.

You know what ML and Jim Jones share in common? When we twitter, we both smile like little kids on Christmas (even when jail is involved, it takes a lot more to turn the ol’ smile upside down). After watching this news clip, we are almost tempted to start following Jim Jones, but keeping up with the stuff we already follow is a full time job as it is, but if @iamdiddy turns out to be a fake or something, you’re next Jim! By the way, that reporter would make for a nice cameo in a upcoming Jim Jones video.

More hip hop twitter related shit coming soon.. perhaps even tomorrow.

Via Pitchfork Media

Another video from one of my favourite producers working right now, LA’s Flying Lotus. It’s a fantastic video collage of classic sci-fi flicks set to music from 2008 album, Los Angeles. Watch it.

Hit up our man Andres for more Flying Lo goodies.

My apologies for not posting anything for the last little while; I’ve been buried under school work the last few weeks, and I’m not out yet.

EDIT: The video was taken down. Copyright issues?

True story: In my senior year of high school, there was a freshman in my gym class with a high-pitched voice that we nicknamed Squeaky Little Bitch. We treated Squeaky like a little brother that we loved to mess with. One day, my friend thought it would be funny to surprise Squeaky with a ball tap when he walked into the locker room. So when Squeaky walked in, my friend jumped out and lunged toward Squeaky’s crotch. But instead of a light tap, my friend straight punched him in the balls. After that, Squeaky always looked both ways when he went in the locker room.

It sounds horrible, but you really had to be there to appreciate how funny it was.

Here are two great songs about the male crotchal region. Oddly, they’re both by Bishop Lamont. No shots (cock or otherwise).

Download: Bishop Lamont – Bitches On My Dick (produced by DJ Khalil)

via OnSMASH

Download: Bishop Lamont – All On My Dick (produced by Tha Bizness)

From a completely different spectrum of public transport performances from the one we’ve mentioned on here before, but equally life changing. Chi’s finest!

via Fully Fitted.

Speaking of Chicago, we should have a treat for you this week.

Thanks to ABC News for putting me on. It took me a moment to get why this was called Ken Lee, I’m clearly not too bright. This works awesome as a ringtone for your significant other.

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My Favorite DC  story since like.. forever comes via DCist.

The Examiner’s Scott McCabe provides the details in today’s strangest crime story. D.C. police officer Tyrone Hardy was dressed up as the iconic McGruff the Crime Dog on Saturday afternoon, interacting with a group of children at the corner of 14th Street and Spring Road NW, when a Metrobus driver allegedly stopped his bus, got out of the vehicle, walked over to McGruff and punched the mascot in the face. No kidding.

McGruff staggered, children screamed and the crime dog’s attacker jumped back into the bus and drove off, police said. A call of an assault on a police officer went out over the police radio while passengers on the bus yelled at Brim.

The bus driver, 38-year-old Shawn Brim, later said that he was trying “to be funny.” Funny or not, Brim has been charged with simple assault, and Metro, who has employed him since 2003, has placed him under administrative review.

Of note: McCabe also reports that Brim has a history of arrests, though no convictions, including one for prostitution in 2006, possession of PCP in 1994 and possession of a gun in 1990.

How much do you want to bet WMATA will decide to “take a bite out of crime” themselves and give Brim the boot?

What can I say? How can an alleged Crime Dog allow itself to get so disrespected? ML is from now riding out with Smokey the Bear & Sparky the Fire Dog as our role models.

By the way, dear ML reader, thank me for not making a Baha Men reference.

Who loves watching senior aged white men in college basketball getting their dance on? ML does. First it was Bo Ryan, now Digger Phelps wants some shine:

Shoplifted from Slam.

I don’t even know what to say after watching this. Just check it out:

A brilliant parody of “Ice Cream” by the Lonely Island. Andy Samberg’s Cappadonna imitation is on point.

And just ’cause, the video for “Ice Cream”: