Posted by Dj01
Some quick shit I wanted to drop for you guys…
Jae Millz Ft. Slim Thug, TI, PSC-Heads Popped Off MP3
Jin-Fuck Jay-Z MP3, The Reason for the track & other tidbits here.
Chamillionaire Ft. Jae Millz & Papoose-Ridin’ Dirty (Remix) MP3
Chamillionaire Ft. UGK-Ridin’ Dirty (Remix) MP3
In some brief news Prodigy disses the man who has beefing since like forever in the CE (AD for you throwback history folks). I hope no one disses the Queen Mary… she’s is the TRUE queen bee.
PS the E-40 contest was a hit, thanks to everyone for submitting!, if you submitted and won expect an e-mail in the next few days.
Posted by Dj01
So first I got to drop this little story which I think many of you should enjoy.
Your favorite ML homie was shopping for some new shoes the other day at a department store. I was about to go in to this one aisle when a black man pretty much jumped right into my face. His reaction screamed “don’t go there unless you want to get robbed”. I was wrong, a 100% wrong, as what he proceeded to say has
probably changed my life. He said very firmly “do not go down there…(4 sec pause, as he collected himself)…that man farted (as he pointed to some white man walking away from the other side of the aisle). I stood in shock & awe and greatfullness of this warning. As the kind warning-giving man marched past me he muttered “Nasty ass motherfucker”, and upon having his taste for new shoes spoiled bolted straight for the exit. I will tell this shit to my childeren. The End.
ok in other shit…
If you want to see the very few chances to see nudity in a CNN news article check this . Look very hard at the top left hand corner, hopefully that is a woman’s goods and not man boobs *shudder/no homo which from now on being the trend whore I am, will simply refer to as ‘nh’* I am so 10 years old.
Thanks to the nice folks at spinemagazine.com, check out the Mission Impossible III theme done by Kanyeezy w/ help for Keyisha Cole, and Twista. I’m kinda on the fence about it but it does have those Kanye drums that gave Twista a mainstream career over 2 years ago (and it also has a Michael Jackson refrence!). Anyone want to play it backwards? It probably has some scientology message they agreed to work in on that “Yvan Eht Nioj” tip (simpsons refrence yo).
and you know NHL & NBA & NFL come first but this shit tells me clearly how sad the CinciNati Reds are
“Signing Hatteberg was the key” to the deal, Krivsky said.
How can 36 year old journeyman be a key to anything? Maybe the ‘key’ to the soda machine in the clubhouse? Sad. I bet current Nats/ Ex-Reds GM Jim Bowden is laughing his ass off.
THE reason to be a DEA federale. Now that is crazy delicious. Those are probably good as a nice lunch snack.
p.s. some sick reviews + interviews coming REAL soon.
Posted by Dj01
As your homie is chillin on spring break, even though its nearing the end, I thought I’d bless you with some random ass links….
Here in the dc metro area there is no more gully dealership then Eastern’s Automotive Group who enlists the likes of Camrelo Anthony (dosen’t support snitching), Lavar Arrington (dosen’t support Redskins management), Fred Smoot (supports 2-sided dildos on boat parties), Clinton Portis (supports Costume makers across the world) Brenda Haywood ( supports snitchin is a snitch) and some others for their tv spots… anyway the whole Automotive Group seems like some shady ass biz that is backed by Cocaine or maybe straight up mafia. Regardless these TV spots are so beautiful that it makes you overlook anything and everything. Check out the whole stash here. For the visually impared atleast throw the theme song on the ipod.
Why Gilbert Arenas is one of my favorite NBA players, behind Ron-Ron of course.
Lil Jon at an Atlanta Thrashers hockey game!! He’d have them sipping Crunk Juice out of the Stanley Cup, that alone = Lil Jon > Gary Bettman but he dosen’t think the Trashers can rap!?!? .
If you liked the Lazy Sunday thing from SNL wait till you see how gangsta Natalie Portman is.
Wait a sec did I just hear the CBS announcer compare a Georgetown player to Ludacris? nice.
Posted by Dj01
It seems like yesterday all the uniforms you offered were pretty fly to a little fly but the shit you have pulled as of late is questionable, at first I was going to let you slide after this Chi-town number
KH rockin the most nerdiest basketball uniform this side of a mathemtical school PE class
then tonight you hit me with this bombshell…
You can feel the fashion pain in their eyes (Esp. Shaq, I don’t think he looked that sad when he found out there wouldn’t be a sequel to ‘Kazzam’)
Why oh why must you do this? A rec league in Kansas would be embarrassed to have unis like this but you try to pull this shit anyway. It is nice that you try to make the players wear suits instead of rocking ice, but this shit hurts my retinas much much more. So I beg you NBA, establish a doctrine to not have these wack throwbacks anymore, the fans of NBA on-court fashion will love you even more.
as a bonus:
That’s what happens when you combine a semi-ugly throwback and a
losing Isiah Thomas ran raped team, you get one crazed ass mouthguarded up Jalen Rose.
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Posted by BBoy Grunt
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PARIS HILTON FANS EVERYWHERE…OR ANYONE WHO REMOTELY CARES WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: PARIS HILTON HAS TRIED TO HIDE HER PLASTIC SURGERY FETISH FROM THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP WORLD!
ONE WORD; SCANDALOUS!
I’m not sure about you, but I’m a little upset that Paris Hilton has attempted to hide the fact that her face isn’t really her own. You would think by now, especially after her sex tape faux-pas, she would learn that you can’t hide anything from the public; especially from Clare Penfold.
Hilton was spotted walking into the ‘Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery & Anti Aging’ (see below) on March 11 in a horrendous yellow and red sweat-suit. She hid her face with her hood, preventing any notice of what she could’ve/did have done.
Let’s play a game called “Guess What Part of Paris is Fake.” or “Guess What Part Of Paris Hilton Isn’t Fake!” I’ll start. Maybe gravity took a toll on her nose and she had that done? Or maybe; MAYBE! Nicky told her that her ass was beginning to look like the frying pan I make my pancakes in every morning and she was in need of some more “junk in the trunk” if you will. Whatever it is, I hope that it makes her beautiful enough to steal another celebrity’s boyfriend; maybe this time she could go for Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, Scott Sartiano. I mean what fun is it if you only have one twin’s boyfriend? Two is just DOUBLE THE FUN!
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drop your name and email over to Djlethal01 with the subject E-40 to enter to win one of the things pictured here…
you could be a step away from having the flyest keychain, folder, beanie, or promo dvd that has ever had an E-40 name on it..
to get a sample of what E-40′s March 14th release ‘My Ghetto Report Card’ sounds like check out the e-card or myspace. Trust us, its as delicious as his chain of fatburger spots. To get intouch with even more E-40 411 hit up his message board.
Posted by hangover_monkey
So how many of you have heard about this new Andre 3000 Cartoon? Judging from his character that shit looks to be a trippy piece of work. Then again that won’t be too out of place at the Cartoon Network. I mean have you ever sat down and watched their shit? I saw this one cartoon where a motherfuckin’ boomerang made this badly-drawn orphan kid start stripping, and it wasn’t even adult swim! Funniest thing is that Andre is leaving the industry (Calm down, he’ll still do another Outkast album) for Cartoons. Hell, maybe he can be the next Ice Cube……..only for cartoons. But I swear to god! The minute I see him on Teen Nick he is as good as buried for me.
More interviews coming soon.