Man, it’s been a while since ML hosted a True Story post. Last one was back in July before I even joined the site. Basically

Earlier today I was in a Chapters (for our non-Canadian readers, it’s a crappier version of Borders or Barnes & Noble) browsing when I felt nature calling. I located the loo and did my business. When I went to the sink to wash my hands, there was a middle-aged lady looking around the bathroom with a puzzled look on her face. As I started the tap, she looks at me and asks:

“This isn’t the ladies room, is it?”

I tried my best not to laugh and shook my head. She thanked me and left. Wow.