Metal Lungies

Just try watching the clip and not be singing “Baaaraccckkk Obammmaaa” the rest of the day. This is a clip some friends of mine put me on to when I was sans computer last week (I peeped it on their iPhone). Be on the lookout for some late pass material in the next few days, you’ve been warned.

In a drastic departure from the usual ML fare, your boy Knobbz took some time out of his busy schedule to hang out with pornstars. Strenuous work, I know. Both Savanna and Sunny were friendly, knowledgeable and professional. They certainly changed my perception of pornstars. Regardless, everything to do with this interview has made me feel really dirty.

Savanna is veteran of the porn business and is currently promoting her album, “Possession” which is coming out on KOCH. She also has her own wine company. Peep her single, I guess.

Download: Savanna Samson – Possession

ML: What’s the life of a pornstar like?

Savanna: You know, I don’t really know because to the day, although I happen to be a pornstar, I live in New York, my porn career is in LA, I make six movies a year — I mean, I could tell you what life in New York is like, but I go and I shoot my movies and it’s exciting and it’s fun and then I come back and I’m a normal person. So life as a pornstar as you might envision it is not my reality.

ML: Is it rewarding?

Savanna: Well if I have a good orgasm, it’s rewarding.

ML: Is the sex as good as it looks?

Savanna: In all my movies, I try to make the sex as real as possible. It’s not always happening because you have to remember the camera and the lighting and opening up the camera and do it in ways that the camera has a good view that doesn’t necessarily feel good, but for me the foreplay starts in the makeup room, so I try to make it as real as possible and for those few hours that I’m with my costar, he’s my man, my one and only man and I want to make it as hot as possible. So if I’m lucky, it’s as good as it looks.

ML: So, the action starts before the camera starts rolling?

Savanna: For me, yes. When the guy comes in, even though I’m curlers in the hair and no makeup on, we start the foreplay. I’m not one of these girls that looks at my watch and is like ‘Let’s do three positions and leave’. I want to make it true and real. I’ve been watching porn my whole life and I would say, ‘God, that girl is not enjoying it, that does not feel good, there’s no way’ and so I don’t want my viewers to think that about me. There have been times that the chemistry’s not there and maybe we’re working, but mostly, I chose who I work with and make it as real as possible.

ML: What’s the difference between sex in real life and sex on camera?

Savanna: Most of my fantasies come from things I’ve actually already done on camera and then I wanna take it home and do it in a way that feels good; you don’t have to worry about the camera and opening up and things like that and I was like ‘Wow I never thought of doing that’. I mean there are certain perks to being with a pornstar, because like I said I’ll want to make it hot and bring that home so my partner can enjoy what I’ve experienced.

ML: I was doing my research and you said your favorite position is with a man in the back and a woman in the front. How often do you get to do that?

Savanna: I get to do that more often than you can imagine. I’m fortunate enough to be open enough with my sexuality that if I’m with a man, and I’m recently single, but when you’re my boyfriend at the time, I know that it’s every man’s fantasy to be with a woman so I like to give that gift and I don’t like to do it all the time, but for special occasions, I love to get another girl and kind of share that experience with a man.

ML: What kind of music do you like to listen to during sex?

Savanna: Wow. Gosh, this depends. I love music and a full array of music. I love opera, I love house music, dance music, rock and roll, and it depends what mood I’m in. When I’m doing something loving, I’ll listen to something a little more seductive and sensual, but I could do hardcore rock and roll. It just depends on my mood.

ML: Does the mood affect the music or does the music affect the sex?

Savanna: I think the mood affects the music. When I’m in a certain mood, that’s when I tune into the music. I’ll put on music to fit my mood, but if I’m in the mood, then the music will either enhance it or lose my mood.

ML: Who are you voting for?

Savanna: I don’t like to share my politics, because I’m gonna piss certain people off, but I will tell you that I’ve been and am a liberal conservative, registered Republican, but I’ve regretted a lot of things about Bush. I’m not going to talk bad about our president because I think that’s totally disrespectful. He’s our president, we should not dock him while he’s still our president. And I’m waiting to hear all the views, but I’m really taking this stand and so I don’t want to make the wrong decision.

ML: What was the last thing you bought?

Savanna: I bought size twelve pants for my baby. He’s seven and he’s huge and he started school and his little belly’s getting so big. He’s a big guy like his father and I just went shopping and bought him some clothes that he would be more comfortable in for the school year.

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I just read about this on HipHopDX. It looks like Sandman has left the Re-Up Gang. Dude was basically tired of being in the side-show. I always liked Sandman’s shit. It’s just a bummer that this dude let one bad album ruin his career. I’m not saying no one is going to buy a Sandman album, but no one is going to buy a Sandman album.

Maybe I’m wrong. He could pull an Ice Cube. But, then again, Ice Cube was the most talented member of NWA. Oh Snap. I didn’t mean it like that. Keep your head up Sandman.

Maybe change that name…

After the jump is his solo video. Its actually really good.

{Plus: I haven’t posted this because of retarded internet set-up at UMBC, but there is a new season of ML Radio coming soon… and more posting from me. Since I have interweb now. New season starts next week.)

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STILL AMAZING. *BLOWN*

Via NR.

Latarian Milton on Juan Epstien

Sorry, I’m not making a Reggaeton tag for this.

I can’t believe I just heard John McCain say, “I just want to thank Daddy Yankee” on the nightly news. I guess this was John Macs back up plan after not being able to get the critical political support of Mr. Jeezy. Also, I just saw Paul Scheer (of Human Giant and Best Week Ever fame) reads ML. *Blown*

I’ve always been a mixtape junkie. I’ve been making them since I had the ability to press the buttons on a cassette recorder. My first mixtape was a compilation of music from the Power Rangers movie, the theme to Ninja Turtles, “Everybody Dance Now” by C&C Music Factory, and some Pearl Jam song that I liked. I made it by taking a portable tape recorder and holding it up to a stereo. I made many tapes like this. On some you can hear my little brother screaming, or a vaccum running in the background. But they were great. In recent years I have moved format to the CD or the mp3 (although I still rock the cassette myself now and then). So when I found out that their was a website that you could upload a mixtape to, and it would play for your friends without ads or membership, I was ridiculously psyched.

But when I went to log on to my Muxtape today I was met with disappointment. Muxtape was apparently forced to shutdown earlier this week to resolve issues with the RIAA.

You couldn’t download from their sites. You could even buy the songs you heard.

Muxtape says they have a good chance of beating the rap. But it begs the question…

Why does the RIAA hate all the pretty things?

Read More: MTV Newsroom

(Image Stolen From Believing Thomas)

When they aren’t covering Phelps merking the competition, the NBC news crew gets down righteously in China (watch till the end):

Over in Japan they got Monkeys successfully eluding the 5-0.

Video / News Article (Click the AP video on the left sidebar).

These both amuse me, sue me.

Since ML is for the Kids, like ODB, I thought I’d put you on Smart Shorties. Even though Kidz Bop is rocking with Mr. Where-Killers-Get-Hung, I think Smart Shorties is a little more hip hop. They just dropped their 1st release called Hip Hop Multiplication.  Half of the artists they cover are most likely one hit wonders, but that doesn’t mean a Jibbs inspired song can’t help you do well on multiplication of 9s. Notice the omission of Sean Kingston though, clearly he has chosen his side in the for-kids remake showdown.  You guys should be proud of me that I didn’t get any drug counting references in.  Anyway, I’m off to count those keys 3s.

Hip Hop Multiplication Tracklisting (Preview some on their Myspace):

01 Always the Same [“I Wanna Love You” by Akon] 02 Me and 2s [“Me and U” by Cassie] 03 Crank Them 3s [“Crank That (Soulja Boy)” by Soulja Boy] 04 Throw Some 4s on It [“Throw Some D’s” by Rich Boy] 05 This Is Why I’m Smart [“This Is Why I’m Hot” by Mims] 06 Math Facts [“Bartender” by T-Pain] 07 Ballin’ [“We Fly High” by Jim Jones] 08 I Know You Know It [“I Know You See It” by Yung Joc] 09 The 9s Trick [“Chain Hang Low” by Jibbs] 10 Work It Out [“Walk It Out” by Unk] 11 Double Double [“Kiss Kiss” by Chris Brown] 12 Tell Me What You Know [“Tell Me When to Go” by E-40] 13 Clear It Out [“Chicken Noodle Soup” by Webstar]

Source

I just saw a commercial on television for the new Kidz Bop, and they got Sean Kingston to remake “Take You There”. I jumped online as fast as I could to find that he made a whole new Kidz Bop video. If you’ve heard it, you remember the original song is an infectious dance joint that had references to the hood, kids holding guns, and other trife shit. The original video was shot in Miami and included Officer Rick Ross blowing trees, DJ Khaled, and mad video girls. The new Kidz Bop video is a bunch of little kids dancing on a beach with Sean Kingston. Plus, they altered the lyrics. Next stop… Lollipop.

(Videos after the jump)

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So I was reading about Ben Gordon most likely waving the peace sign to the Chicago Bulls real soon, which isn’t shocking at all.  But there was something else that caught my eye:

Gordon spoke at the "Bowling Bash and Celebrity Fundraiser" thrown by his New Life Foundation in Yonkers, N.Y. The event was seeking to raise money for the sports department at Mount Vernon High School, Gordon’s alma mater. The school, which has a vaunted basketball program that’s produced several NBA players, is in danger of losing its winter and spring sports teams.

Philadelphia 76ers forward Elton Brand, Charlotte Bobcats forward Emeka Okafor, UConn coach Jim Calhoun, rappers Irv Gotti and Heavy D and former world boxing champion Iran Barkley were among the celebrities in attendance.

Just a simple clarification I’d like to throw up for the folks at ESPN after seeing this last paragraph. Irv Gotti, as much as he fits the “image”, is not by any means a rapper. Have a good weekend, Virgin Festival review TODAY.