Metal Lungies

Tice cant believe the stripper chose Adam Goldberg over him.

You might have heard about the Vikings of the football league enjoying some strippers, dome, and other fun things on a public rental boat ship.. apparently people hate on these type of events but at ML we don’t hate- we just call it gully. Not only is there record this season crapola, Daunte is struggling like a crackhead in rehab. But fear not because their owner

“He is so happy about the upcoming pink Vikings throwbacks.. in XXXL of course.”

that holds the name Zygi Wilf (pretty hood name!) put his sucking team in place with some f-bombs, a-bombs in an address, no word if any bonuses were handed out to underachieving players. While talking about the Vikings ML would like to throw it up for Onterrio Smith a fellow whizzinator customer who is involuntary sitting out the whole year. His replacement in the lineup is a character named Mewelde Moore who upon being asked about the whole boat thingy responded with..

Asked by KARE-11 if there were strippers or sex at the party, Moore said, “No, no none of that.” Then he added: “Sex? What are you talking about, Man, that’s crazy. Sex, come on. Look, man, I’m engaged.” Then he said he needed to leave for a meeting.

classic. I hope the Vikings make the Super Bowl maybe then the whole team can pull a Eugene Robinson.

AYoooooooooooooo….. you might’ve been thinking ML is dead.. They ain’t gonna update no more..HELL NO. As diddy would say WE STILL HERE!!! Now don’t think for a minute that anything has slipped, my ears have been perked up *no homo*, taking notes and we gonna recap a whole month worth of shit fuck it, its time to pay my dues… Here we go……………

Fuck the kids, I just hope he ain’t hurt Bubbles none.

A huge motivating factor in doing this huge update was I couldn’t wait much longer to speak my piece on Jacko being free on all counts,(If you need to click that link, stop living under a rock). Now the theory I was leaning towards was MJ was being played for some dough, and that fam isn’t smart cause dude is debt (but $300 mil isn’t nothing!) and is hanging on to the Beatles catalog for dear life. What I wanted to happen was for him to get some jail time so those Jackson crazies who camped out on the star wars fan-tip could moonwalk into some nice cali riots. A perfect example of their craziness is this clip of Triumph the insult comic dog camped out with all the crazies oh well. If I was Mike what I would do is hit the streets with… “Jesus Juice” take over the market from pimp, crunk and even apple juices. What a great look that would be.. sipping on some Jesus juice on my way to church (Jim Jones what up!). I know it would outsell Master P’s King of energy.

Joey is happy his mom bought the new clothes not himself

Over at the ship the Hova is steering (can you steer a ship?) Joe Budden is the first rapper in recent memory that I remember that is desperate to have his album pushed back… according to him def jam is committing murder by “”N—as at Def Jam is pushing n—as off the diving board,””… If your shit is hot its hot I don’t see what he is so worried about, he says Memphis Bleek and Young Gunz were rushed..and I think they just made shitty music and Jay-Z said it himself Bleek can be 1 hit away all his life and still be millionaire. For Budden’s debut They didn’t rush him and I pretty sure pushed him back last time and promoted the hell out of him and he still flopped, why? Because the album wasn’t that great (Not too bad tho IMO). Stop crying.

“I told Ronald McDonald in 95
Don’t let them mess with da red fro…that thing is hot”
Nuff said.. check “Ate At McDonalds”-60 Cent Featuring Lame

Do you know where you can see this woman? Ozzfest duh!

On some older shit…Jada Pinkett Smith (Will’s wife, u fools) is touring on, Ozzfest??? I have a simple question, which Osbourne was sniffing the white devil when they made this call? I hope they have Lil Romeo and papa on that shit soon.

um… *NO HOMO*

Before being knocked the hell out of the playoffs Shaq announced he wants to pretty much be an undercover police officer. This can be taken with full seriousness because he can blend in so well with the general public and no one would know because no one reads the news!

That a nice pair. of glasses that he is wearing, pearlvision I bet!

In other association news Phil Jackson is back, now even Stevie Wonder could see this will be a disaster. But hey I would come back for a boat load of money and be able to continue tappin the owner’s daughter.

oh yea the finals.. call me crazy but Pistons in 7.

In the latest Chappelle news he has been hollering at the executive folk at comedy central as of late, that’s some good news hopeful shit comes back this year. To get a small fix of Chappelle i highly you somehow get your hands on the copy of the premiere episode of this seasons Russell Simmons’ Def Poetry Jam…he reads two hilarious poems one entitled “Fuck Ashton Kutcher”, I wont ruin it for y’all by just pasting the text. Speaking of Chappelle, Mike Epps was recently asked about Chappelle and dude comes off as a hater like none other after saying some nonsense, Black actors dammit!

Tony Yayo also had a diss that went out to d-block…that shit was depressing just imagine a fake Jamaican impression on alcohol/x/coke rambling some random sentences and that’s the diss because I’m looking out for yo ears I wont even link the audio.

Note: this is far as I got before my computer went to shit twice so, 5 days late here we continue bitches!

Hey..robots can malfunction too
The first thing on my Mind is.. FUCKING Big Shot Bob Aka Robert Horry…what does dude take? While the spurs may have went up 3-2, Im standing by my prediction. He is quickly becoming the #1 clutch player since Reggie was giving Knickerbocker fans heart attacks.

Dude chillin in the cut
Meanwhile today I was watching the news and I had to double check what I was listening to..that bonkers Pope blessed not kids, not men, not women but some 45 Ferraris. What kind of bonkers shit is that? Why isn’t he visiting some sick kids or some shit.. how can you say you want to respect the tradition of the church but have this kind of things going down? I hope he blesses 45 boxes of some ipods or somethin’ next.

Pink Floyd is reuniting for live 8, the 50 year old man in all of you should be excited!

While I might not have posted in a bit.. don’t think the dc area didn’t put its gutter activities on hold we had some homie rolling off in a scooter from a robbery. If that isn’t your flavor you can always take a shot well at getting stabbed (shot and stab in the same sentence, violence alert!!) at a department store, but I don’t see no word on if blood got on any Nordstroms coupons. If you are going between the two states are in actual DC don’t forget to stop by and jam some parking meters.

I was going to post on Mike Tyson about to murdergut an Irish man like a fish in the ring but ummm… yea. But speaking of the Irish bum boxer..to who ever promotes him.. NEVER LET HIM TOUCH A MICROPHONE ever again, my ears thank you.

the most gangster beauty school ever.
Something I wish happened in DC happened in Louisiana…Dude went into some beauty school to stick em up.. he left in a ambulance after being hit the fuck up by 30 women with curling irons and table legs, my highlight is..

“Oh, I put something on him, baby,” school instructor Dianne Mitchell said. “He wasn’t coming up out of here and telling nobody he robbed us and got away with it.”

If you missed these.. some good readings on Common here and here

He matches! nhjic
Another rapper I like the work of Jin apparenlty retired from rapping to pursue acting (because he was amazing in the 20sec on camera role in 2 fast 2 furious!!!) The funny thing is this news broke from his myspace. He’ll be back before the end of the year because he’ll realize the industry doesn’t treat everybody right.

Snoop and WEED?!?!?!?
Snoop has a commerical up in the zee Netherlands, his dutch speaking is on point!

How does compton ass terry from viva la bam know that compton hoods aren’t really big fans (or maybe in some sick way they are)? He got shot twice.

In the first reported case of someone actually using ‘pastor’ Mase for guidance, DMX gives Mase credit for giving him ‘advice’ to rap again. Dude couldnt even stay retired for 2 years, are you listening Jay-Z?? I wonder if Mase also advised X’s on how to cook crack.
Also it sounds like DMX might be housing Illegal immigrants

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“I have some property in Arizona,” he said. “I love the vibe, the desert, but it’s still a night life, still a ‘hood [out there]. It keeps me grounded.”

So much for peace campaigns… remember when The Game and 50 put on that act that they kissed and made up.. I know I smelled bullshit. The Game isn’t happy at all and in the month of June has made it known first as the month kicked off with the announcement of his G-Unot campaign and the beat down of a costume rat who was supposed to represent 50 at HOT97’s summer jam. Then he went on to record a diss thats only 15 fucking minutes!! He name drops everyone from Samantha Ronson to Nas and disses everyone from Banks to Olivia. Its definitely worth a listen. There is gonna be some beef cooking during the summer. I wonder if new G-unit members M.O.P. and Mobb Deep will get involved? And to improve the G-Unot campaign was no joke check out this hillarious video of G-Unot protectors right across and in front of Tony Yayo’s posse while he made a radio appearance.

Xzibit here is shown holding the most street cred mic you can think of.
Since Xzibit has become the white ad executive’s sweetheart he signed a 2 year deal to endorse Dada shoes, I am sure that all the 3 people who wear Dada (Including CWebb) are excited.

Track of the first 1/2 of the year, Kanye West Ft. Jay-Z-Diamonds

Some other hot tracks since we last spoke..
P. Diddy ft. Black Rob G. Dep-Godfather Good… Diddy gets Rob and the Deputy out from homeless shelters for this *cough* hot track.

R Kelly and his 5 part story telling song Trapped in the closet.. some fucked up shit. (LOL @ Chuck)

New XXL cover, Lebron is on the Roc (If he is, hopefully not anywhere near a mic)?

Those french fans are hardcore.

Wow does Mariah Carey get some sketch ass fan mail. I guess Glitter couldn’t even drive them away.

Noel Gallagher of Oasis interview..
him on hip-hop:

NG: I fucking despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is a fucking idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. It’s so negative. Eminem’s new song about his kid – isn’t it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don’t like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff. I’m not fucking having that.

DW: I don’t really get it either. I suppose it’s a fantasy that some people have…

NG: I’m not saying they’re directly responsible but that’s how you end up with these fuckin’ gangs of youths with hoods stabbing people. I’m not saying they need to sit around listening to ‘All You Need is Love’. But kids are so fuckin’ thick these days that they are very easily influenced, aren’t they?

Also here is a quick Wu-tang wrap up for the month…
*Ghost Interview Part 1, and Part 2.
*RZA Launches Wu-Tang Latino.. You know how much I love Wu but I think that crazy spanish shit should be left to Nore.
*RZA doesn’t disappoint with this news, he is doing another part to the Manual. If you haven’t read the 1st one yet.. WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR? all the kids are doing it!
*Rae, GZA, Ghost all have solo albums on the way… Cant wait for all 3.
*a real grimy photoshoot with Rae.

Tom Cruise got squired on in England during his movie premiere *no homo*. (With Video)

The po-po gets down real funky!

Rappers and child support are like bread and butter..and the king of Child Support is Diddy who was ordered to pay 250k (yes that’s with zero) a month for his son.

THIS IS HOT!! (then you are prolly a necrophiliac)

Watch this is, esp. if you haven’t seen Pulp fiction.

Hopefully, Me in 10 years.

One half of Reflection Eternal, Hi-Tek interview…very good read.

VERY LATE PASS ON THIS but….

Soccer thugs cry too. keep your head up ManU.

If you haven’t checked out the premiere episode of Russell Simmons Def Poetry Jam…I highly suggest you do, cause you might spot some comedian that was recently in south Africa.

Like my man Buffalo mentioned Cassidy’s situation….the free Cassidy t-shirts are going to print soon! Speaking of buffalo.. 3rd cleanest city in the US, word up!

ADD style update, Cop that SEAN PRICE-MONKEY BARZ and peep the hillarious interview and we out
late.

P.S. Fuck you kanye for pushing your shit back to august.

SEAN PPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

So a deadly of combination of Association basketball (don’t worry TNT is on in the background, if someone gets nutted in the eye ill see it) and computer crashes meant that an update by yours truly has been a while coming…so here we go with the only thing you need on the internets!

So the aforementioned NBA playoffs are in full effect and I think its time I come out with my predictions/rambles of this round….

He cant be 100% white?!?!?

In the semifinal series that is going to be probably the more interesting of the 2 in the east (Thanks Shaq!) due to some brawl you might have seen 89743924 replays off on various media outlets that involved Ron Artest, you’d think this series will have some violent shit popping off. I don’t think it will, instead I think as shown tonight with Jeff Foster going the fuck off (on the court) the Pacers will prevail in the end with some clutch shooting from Reggie. The thing about the Pistons is while they are very deep, and they are shooting the 3 way too much when they don’t need too… and Ben Wallace’s FT shooting? Why doesn’t he get the same heat as Shaq? Why doesn’t the CL come with a clutch? Also the antics of that lovable Stephen Jackson simply need to last as long as possible, he is probably one of the gulliest players in the league hands down…. case and point….

Stephen Jackson=Preparing to clap (his hands)?
gully.

I still can’t believe B-Hay was robbed of the defensive player of the year award.

Now the other Eastern Conference series is the Wizroids Vs. Miami Heat, now the Wiz are down 2-0 in the series and since they aren’t playing the Chi Bulls there is no reason for optimism. The only healthy big men left are Michael Ruffin and Brend(a/on) Haywood (aka B-Hay), they are desperate enough that the players almost tried to bring back an up and coming team cancer, Kwame Brown. Shit is looking very dire but considering they made the 2nd round is pretty damn incredible. Actually the Wiz have a chance… if Shaq loses a limb. Oh yea, Wade too.

It must be a French thing.

In the wild west the Sonics are playing the Spurs… with Ray-Ray and Radmanovic banged up, there isn’t much to say other than “series over”. Le Francis Basketball revolution lives to see another round.

I don’t think he is thinking about handing hugs out.

In the 2nd series of the West its the Mavs vs. Suns, now this is probably the best match up in the whole playoffs the uber-high flying Suns against the more defensive but still high-flying Dallas Mavericks. I think this series will pretty much result in high scoring shoot-outs all the way to game 7. Two days ago I would’ve picked the Mavs.. this was before Dampier and Nowitzki had some sissy fight in the media and Avery Johnson fell on his ass during a game (See picture dummy).

On non-playoff NBA news, was Charles Barkley and his airness bumping and grinding in a Las Vegas club to a Beyonce track??? Looks like it to me. 😮

In some other sports news ish famous Red Neck/Baseball player John Rocker said he wants a clean start as a pitcher, and today he goes on to compare himself to Jackie Robinson and Hank Aaron. I hope the White power alliance doesn’t revoke his membership. But on a serious note how the hell are you gonna compare racist/ignorant behavior that landed you in the place you are in to 2 pioneers who were put with treatment they didn’t deserve at all what so ever? Is he frustrated that he has an ERA over 15 in some beer baseball league? boo hoo…. I hope this guy and his newly grown mullet disappear soon.

NO HOMO!!!!!!
A sports crazyness wrapup wouldn’t be the same without that NFL wackiness..ladies and gentleman Onterrio Smith of the Vikings was caught with:

A search of a bag Smith was carrying April 21 turned up several vials of dried urine and a device called “The Original Whizzinator,” which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter.

He claims he was taking it to give to his Cousin.. Cheap bastard can’t even provide the joys of the Whizzinator for the whole Smith family.

Mr Dunn might not but I APPRECIATE THE CUTE XMAS OUTFITS.

Looks like after a law passed in Texas shaking the goods yo mama gave you as cheerleader is illegal (aka teh police).

He complained of cheerleaders “shaking their behinds, breaking it down,” but the proposal does not define what constitutes suggestive cheering.

What about pyramids? If that shit is outlawed all perverted bottom of the pyramid participant cheerleaders and myself will riot. I guess the house of representative is homo in Texas.

Based on this footage, I’m surprised Mike Tyson didn’t kill anyone in the ring from his punches.

In some other fucked up news in case you haven’t heard Chappelle’s Show season 3 is on hold indefinitely and rumors of swirling. Everything from extensive partying to excessive drug use, to creative clashes are being held as the reason behind all this bullshit, well he is fucking rich bitch! I seriously hope shit comes back in top form soon because it is my favorite show bar-non. Oh yea I bet all those fucking bandwagoners yelling RICK JAMES BITCH!! YEAHHHH!!!! at him probably contributed, fucking crackers! I mean even some politician named Rick James is bitching at Chappelle for having his campaign signs being stolen.

Fish check 1,2,1,2 Fish check 1,2,1,2

Tom Green is dropping a rap album. The sad thing is I will prolly cop it cuz he is top 5 dead or alive (of Canadian rappers) YESSSS SURRRRRRR.

How the mighty have fallen….from being at the throne of the Roc empire to having artist like MOP and Camron running from you like you are contaminated. Dame Dash and his “Music Group” is getting dropped by Universal, the “music group” being a 2 man roster consisting of an incarcerated man and a dead man.
Speaking of Camron, Jim Jones now holds a fucking executive position…seriously who needs college?

Shit isn’t much better for another fallen rap “mogul”, Master P…dude cant even get on an R&B album no mo’. ughhhhhhh. Plus, there is no gentle C-Murder shoulder to cry on at the moment.

Now, I’ve been *cough* playing the new Common album nonstop shit is definitely at the top of my list so far 2005, and you have to cop it, preorder it, jack it, do whatever just get it. But I don’t understand wtf is going on with the cover for his mixtape, he is having a jolly good time in his outfit while the hood kids are throwing paper airplanes.. *METAL LUNGIES APPROVED*

DMX and RZA should make a callabo cut on their baby mama drama.

Yup… That’s a tattoo of a butterfly The Game got on his face…I would’ve gotten a swan myself. In an interview on allhiphop he even mentions it with some phony story to go along with it. He also tries to weasel out by saying his lyrics don’t refer to any incidents he had in DC but rather to million man march… which occurred only 10+ years ago. He also pretty much says he is tossin Mya’s ass on daily basis, which after seeing the new video doesn’t surprise me.. just a “cameo” my ass.  He also mentions he is coming out with his own toilet paper brand, cause even bloods and crips take dumps. Hate it or love it indeed.

They make such a cute couple.

For the rock portion of ML, there is a review of the new Nine Inch Nails album.. couldn’t have said better myself.

You know as always I gotta touch on what’s poppin the district.. well after drinking lots of kool-aid the metro board of governors have decided to pimp their (metro) cars.

Because you don’t see Wackarnolds ads anywhere else.

To get back on the good side of the consumer world Wendy’s is offering free frosties this weekend…The whole Metal Lungies family can now eat. Don’t forget the blessings. If that’s not up your alley cop the PopePez.

Track Down your favorite Child actors like fools from The Little Rascals here. That is if they are still alive.

PSA to parents, don’t get this clown for your child’s birthdays, though for a transsexual orgy your planning looks like he fits the bill.

I wish all suggestions could be like the ones Amazon provides.

You might have heard Laura Bush crack some jokes at some White House press cracka dinner… well this shit proves that she also has some dirty jokes…. purr…

This can be the foundation of MTV Cribs: Trailer Park edition.

This is the CD I’m gonna buy to bump in the whip, don’t hate, congratulate.

Track of the day: Freeway-Where You Been…. A Scott Storch + ?uestlove beat makes Freeway spit some bonkers shit.

everything hurts… out.

So after having another sick update ready, I was being distracted by the Suns/Grizz game so I was gonna finish it the next day… Well while I was off getting my learn on the power flickered and by whole update typed in blogger went bye bye. Oh well.

Bizzy Bone=Mental Breakdown to the 999th Degree? (on the right)

Apparently Bizzy Bone from bone thugs n harmony appeared on Houston’s KPFT FM radio station. Lets just say I have never listened to a 11minute radio interview back to back, but this shit is wow. To say he went crazy is an understatement… HE WENT FUCKING POSTAL. I would usually try to give you some highlights/high points of shit but the whole thing is one big highlight. Honestly Im speechless….Please post your thoughts/favorite parts in comments.

One of Queensbridge’s finest Tragedy Khadafi has independent movie coming out entitled “Tragedy” documenting the Queensbridge projects. I am really looking forward to it, looks like its well put together.

Some of you might’ve thought the Spurs were done after game 1, well as we saw last night in game 2 that’s not the case. I bet its because they saw TAKE IT TO THE BANK.

New Missy Single, “Loose Control”. Cop. Its on that Get UR Freak on tip.

Oh yeah this post is motivated by my mans the Ice Cream man hooking up the bubblegum cigarettes.
Out.

Pt. 2 Coming tommarow!

Ayooooo! So I had a hard time to scrounge up shit for today’s update and almost did a political rant but thought that was soooo 2004 election.

Is he signaling for a plane to land?

The buzz for Kanye Tidah’s 2nd album just shot the hell up, thanks to the leak of the first single “Diamonds”, which can be found here. Now that track is pretty damn sick, but Ill have to agree with a few of my homies that have mentioned he over does the hook with the “ever, ever, ever” line. If the album is on this notch of work I think it will be a quality listen. The 2nd album is entitled “Late Registration” (oh what a clever guy!) drops in the early summer.

If you thought Michael Vick Ron Mexico was the only one with legal problems, fear not. Chris Tucker was locked up a few days ago for speeding, now I know this shit happens for celebs as often as 50 gets shot at but there is a reason I’m sharing this. THE ORANGE SWEATER HE IS ROCKING IS FLYYYY…I think Ima go cop a tangerine colored polo. *no homo*

Do your parents disaprove of urban music? Change them with the Explicit ONLY copy of NWA’s-Straight Outta Compton classic cd. Fuck The Police with 12.1% Explicit Content Ratio should win a grammy/source/soul train/vibe/mtv/vh1/nickelodeon/tv land/NAACP/ect award.

Ive never seen a family be so happy about witnessing a stick up in a hotel.

While talking about West Coast rappers, Ice Cube is gonna make an album, now Ice Cube is a all time great but didn’t he see the Willenium p.o.s. Will Smith put out when he was focused on movies like Ice Cube is.. I don’t want to see fake gangster club kiddie themed songs, so please hold off Mr. Cube. But then I wont be mad if he comes out with a boat load of Dre’s heat.

I came across these 2…they are just plain crazy/pyscho/disturbed….love hurts?

murder mook pic=not found, Cassidy with random white people found!
Not everyone thanks Cassidy is such such such a hustler… esp. freestyler/rapper Murder Mook. He and his posse go hilariously crazy hard at Cassidy in this street made video. Don’t hesitate it is instantly *Metal Lungies approved*.

The greatest depressed clown ever.

hmm this is like netflix…except for sex toys.

2183308004 Who?

First things first, we got a new pope. But yet again we suffer another let down. The College of Cardinals has failed to elect the pope we really wanted, my man Frankie Arinze.

Better luck next time…..or not. When, Arinze!!! WHEN………………………….

So apparently Snoop, Daz and Kurupt have filled the rift between them. Tha Dogg Pound is back. I only hope if they bring out an album it won’t be a repeat of the The Hard Way. No Dogg Pound love songs!! I feel the love in the west coast [no homo].

So the cops in Baltimore are apparently happy with this whole “Stop Snitching” video shit. They said it gave them faces they didn’t have before. This is a clear representation of the aptitude of Baltimore Police, when their hot lead is a dvd made and distributed by the drug dealers themselves. B-more po-po also released a reply to the DVD which is aptly titled “Keep Talking”. Looks like Detective Moses wants beef. I forsee a handicam dvd war which will run until all parties invloved realize that making videos is stupid and bullets are the true solution.

Its Murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which the Gottis are now looking to be charged with. Yes, feds say they are looking to charge the brothers with the murder of Anthony Sylvester, a drug dealer whom cops believe was killed by the Gotti brothers because they were getting money for another drug dealer. The instrument of Sylvester’s demise was a two by four with nails in it. Damn that is grimey.

If you ever get shot, never repeat the number of times on a commercial aired in Britain. They will pull it. They did it to fifty. They will do it to you…….

Look for the next addition to the Bad Boy empire, Bad Boy Mobile. P. Diddy is looking to become the first mobile phone service provider to take the task of catering to the needs of the urban market. So basically, you will still have a deliquent phone bill but at least you don’t owe shit to whitey. Then again, is giving your money to the man in the above photo really such a better alternative. I submit that it is not.

Anybody remember that movie “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior“? Neither do I, except for the fact it had Mel Gibson in it. Well anywho, a bunch of people who were recreating a scene from the movie in anticipation for a film marathon were arrested on charges of blocking a highway and carrying illegal knives. They had fake machine guns. When I get hit with a charge for recreating a scene from “Boyz in the Hood” then I will feel their pain. The festival was cancelled after the arrests. Free the Real Road Warriors!!!!!!!!!!!

Dipset marketing is going sour it seems…….. (Props to Lethal for the Pic)

To wrap shit up yes we are a dot com and we are moving at full steam with t-shirts coming soon. And to reiterate what Lethal said, you should get your ass out to a theater and go see State Property 2. That film is a classic, and we will use inside jokes from it just to piss-off the people who didn’t see it. Seriously though, go see it. See Death of a Dynasty too. Its the Roc….or Dame Dash…or whatever Go see the movie!

Track of the day: Young Gunz ft. 112- Don’t Keep Me Waiting

http://www.metallungies.com is officially up and running! As promised now there is no reason to not spread the word.

With a Friday not popping off, Hangover and I decided to head out to view Dame Dash’s Dash Films latest venture the 2nd State Property (trailer) movie. The setup.. 2days into release the movie was being shown on definitely the smallest of the Regal Cinemas 13 screens. The audience was mostly minorities and in total there was about 15 people there. If you haven’t seen the original don’t worry, the first thing that happens is a recap of the first state property movie. The movie on the outside looks like a flossed up version of a low budget movie, with the cheesy special effects. But forget all that the movie teaches important vocabulary ie “figdafeelme” “surprise parties”, important calculations on how much you lose when 3 keys get stolen and have to pay lawyers ($900,000).The movie it self is about rival groups fighting for the Philadelphia’s drug market. You get to see Noreaga play one of the hilarious characters dubbed El Pollo Loco, and Loon (FYI: thankfully only ex-bad boy in the movie)plays his father of when Loco was young. Genius. One of the workers for Dame’s drug team are the *drum roll* DIPSET!! Seeing Juelz and Jimmy Jones being led by Cam decked out in a pink mink coat and a pink range rover as they go stick up a spot is worth the price of admission alone. But that’s not all you get to see a lot of your urban industry folks such as Freeway, Oschino, Omillo Sparks, Mariah Carey, Roselyn Sanchez, MOP, Kanye Tidah (Who comes through with a nice little cameo w/ a stabbing on a porch in Chicago), Some rocafella UK rap group affiliate, Young Gunz, some boxers, Nicole Wray, and so on. I won’t bore you with anymore details…Get Down or Lay Down bitches! Oh yeah Metal Lungies *APPROVED*

Continuing my little piece how crackalakin the District of Columbia is:

Apparently on Walking Town DC, a Bike tour through the Anacostia River, is sadly at capacity. Its a damn crying shame I missed out, I’ve always wanted to ride through and enjoy this:

That’s not all, apparently in the DC Metro area, Ipod thefts just like in NYC, are up, which is horrible yada yada but the Washington Post article had a quote that caught my eye…

Across the Washington area, thefts of digital music players are rising, police say, putting Scalenghe and others through the emotional trauma of losing something that has become an increasingly important and personal part of their lives. Victims said they felt the thieves got an illicit glimpse at their musical tastes and even their “souls.”

WTF…If someone gets a peek at my “soul”…lets just say the thief himself will call the cops.

If your watching 24, you probably wondering, What’s Jack’s current # of kills so far?
No worries, there is a weekly kill count complete with pictures right here, my favorite so far is #37, is when some jokester yells “Hey!” at Jack and gets shots immediately after. If your not watching do your self a favor and at least cop season1 DVD for cheap and have about 17 hours of your life be sucked away by something beautiful.

I know you wont believe this, but DMX is in trouble with the law. From impersonating an FBI agent while having some crack on hand and then having the NYPD called on him who abruptly arrested him, well now he just straight up slammed into a cruiser with his suspended silence from the previous charge. No one wyles out like DMX, and for that we
In some early 90’s, smashing rap cds type move, Harvard canceled a Snoop Dogg concert ,due to his “obscene” lyrics. They are trying to play the finance card, but I’m sorry your fucking Harvard…that’s like saying P. Diddy cant afford to new Jacob watch. I’m sure Snoop is divested because he wont be able to vibe with rich ass/smart ass white kids, his obvious target audience through out his whole career. I hope he makes a diss to Harvard.

I bet they didn’t know his dirty secret.

If your a huge *NO HOMO* Mike Vick fan, then you better be supporting dude’s case and coping the new Ron Mexico joints. You cant get a customized Mexico joint from the nfl tho, they wont allow it anymore. The true victim in this thing other than the fans who cant get authentic Mexico jerseys is the real Ron Mexico who has stood up to let the media know his phone has been off the hook since the accusations came out.

OMFG video footage of 2pac!!. I wonder if this was filmed in Cuba. (note: this whole statement is sarcasm).

For my personal procrastinating-ass its crunch time to pick my college for next year, but a very promising option has popped up.

The Dame Dash Music group lineup is sort of thin IMO, but the upcoming ODB album in June looks really promising. Personally, I cant wait to hear the Noreaga cut he did.

When Dame Dash isn’t going to be pushing his next upcoming movie (Which if you peep you get to see Mark Ronson act REALLY WHITE), upcoming albums including the aforementioned, He is gonna run for United States president . I would vote for him, but sadly Lyndon Larouche already has that locked up. But I certainly wouldn’t mind having Rocawear+Pro Keds be the official supplier of US military clothing.

All Hackers aren’t evil as the media wants you to think, some of them actually want to brighten up your day with a nice message on construction road signs. The last quote is gold and exemplifies my views.

A really good interview with Common is up at mvremix, with alot of good insight, such as that the leaked version of BE is most likely not what the retail will look like and a the corners remix with mos def & scarface is on the way!! cant wait!

Allhiphop did a interview with Young Gunz, dudes are still real hungry still and it will be interesting how they do with a real huge push from Hov. Dudes are also expanding the horizons

AllHipHop.com: Besides the music, what’s going on in life right now? Where are your interests?

Neef: The real estate business.

Young Chris: Houses. Everybody needs a place to stay.

Another good interview is up at SOHH with Capone from Capone-N-Noreaga, the shit goes pretty in-depth about what he is up to next and the whole Lil Kim trial we’ve mentioned before and to how she was trying to came out like a retarated-gangsta when she said that she never seen her own people in questioning and including on how and where was subpoenaed…

i99as is calling like, ‘You got subpoenaed.’ They going to ni99as crib. They came to my birthday [party] and hit me with a subpoena trying to thug.

I hope this is the only place in the World that gets hit by terrorists.

Out.

I was gonna come through with a massive update about 3 days ago or so but my computer overheated to some oven like temperatures ish but never fret, ML is still here.. Late passes on some of the shit please.

First things first.. Sheek Louch dropped his two cents into the whole Fiddy beef, lets just say it some big 2 cents.. Sheek doesn’t waste a moment and goes hard at all of G-Unit.. He pretty much finished Banks (who is not a battle cat) & Yayo (His name is fucking Yayo, maybe he can sprinkle crack onto this beef), interesting what 50 & Buck come back with.

Since our last update Benzinoho was able to Resign, the source was slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit by the ex-editor Kim O. The same lady that was riding out with the Benzino during the height of the whole Eminem racist tapes issue. Despite what Benzino claims The Source is obviously in turmoil. In that same interview I have no fucking idea what he is trying to say, anyone want to translate it for me? At parts it seems Benzino is deaf and doesn’t answer the questions he is asked and rambles on how the internet isn’t teh evil. All I can say is I’ll be happy if I wont have to mention him ever again.

Apparently the Timbaland that you saw in Fade to Black is no more, dude is pulling a Missy and dropping the lbs. And dude is even thinking about entering a body building competition. props. *no homo*

Oh My…You know you cant be a bigger mainstream accessory when the president is rocking you. What’s up with having only 250 songs (of country, where’s the Dixie Chicks?)?? You can fit that many on a mp3 cd.. So not cool Mr. Dubya. Next up for him I hope are some hardwood classics throwbacks..the orange bullets joint would look fly on air force one (PUN GALORE!!).

Now for the Dikembe Mutombo portion of the update, duke has been keep in it pretty busy eating with Yao & Ewing. In fact he is able to tie Ewing for gulliness. Sorry but no comment on WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO? In Case you were wondering (lies!!, you dun clicked already) the site is safe for the whole family to enjoy.

IM ON A RAMPAGE. The lyrical rampage portion is Metal Lungies *approved*!!

If this stays under $10, this might be the first piece in the Metal Lungies museum.

reminding you that DC is forever gangster:

Name that tune: Channel 9 is profusely apologizing for broadcasting an explicit lyric from a Snoop Dogg song during its Saturday morning newscast. Anchor Lesli Foster, who had just previewed an upcoming “Petline 9” segment about an orphaned rabbit looking for a home, gasped off-screen after the X-rated snippet aired at 7:50 — just before an orange juice commercial.
Several viewers complained to the station about the lyric, which instructs listeners to “just throw your hands in the [bleeping] air.” It comes from the rapper’s 1993 song, “Who Am I (What’s My Name)?”

WUSA anchor Derek McGinty told viewers Monday night: “There is no question the music used was very inappropriate and it does not reflect the station’s standards or values. A terrible mistake in editing the music led to it getting on the air, and actions are being taken to make sure that never happens again.”

We hear that a weekend news producer is in hot water for the slip-up, but station president Darryll Green told The Post’s John Maynard yesterday: “We really don’t discuss personnel issues.”

No wonder I couldn’t holla at my people on Thursday night… THX COMCAST!!

T.O. throwing subliminals at Donovan?? This can’t be MY humble T.O.!!

In some drug clinic William Hung is smiling… This shit is too beautiful to not share.

Before I go, hopefully you have seen the hacked pics of Vida off her cell phone, if not you are one unfortunate person.

out.

You better believe Mr. Angelos tried to tap that.

I’ve been trying to do a piece on the state of our nations capital for a moment. I’ve finally got enough material and motivation to do so. But I’ll still keep it brief, be cause that is how we do. Now DC is supposed to getting a baseball team, they moved them down all fine and dandy but they didn’t have one minor detail in place, a TV deal. Because we all know tv + sports aren’t big in today’s society. So going down to the wire as the season starts the deal was reached, there will only be around 70 games shown in the DC area on the local UPN & FOX channels (owned by Rupert Murdoch). Why? Well because Mr. Oriole, the owner Peter Angelos straight up cock blocked it. He made it so that he had a bit under 100 Nats games air on his newly formed TV network and so he could make a profit (HE ph33rs the completion of the Nats). But here is the curve ball, since this is completion to the cable giants Comcast’s own Comcast sportsnet there is no way in hell they will carry Angelo’s network. So if you really want all the Nats games your only choice is DirectTV (Also owned by Rupert Murdoch).. Which surprise surprise will generate a monopoly of the DC market for Murdoch but it will put even more money back into Angelos’ pocket. Ill go in say it, FUCK YOU PETER ANGELOS (No comment on Murdoch.. his son did start Rawkus :P). And Baseball isn’t even my favorite sport.

In other DC news, the city’s public system is so wonderful that they not only have cat clinics in elementary school cafeterias, Mercurey spills of old ass thermometers caused by hoodlums in schools, but also employed terrorirsts as top officials. God damn, do they like to keep it interesting over there. I bet lions are gonna start escaping from the national zoo and run into a high school, I wouldn’t worry, because it would probably be shot. By a “student”.

Speaking of Washington, an ex-Washingtonian, Jarmoir Jagr lost his lucky hockey stick, excuse me while I shed crocodile tears for this tragic situation. Is he accepting donations?

HipHopGame has a nice collection of amusing hip hop pictures. My personal favorite (t-shirt worthy even!), are Jigga with the gold fronts and him tryin to throw up gang signs with Snoop.

With the death of the Pope (RIP), you might have missed that in Arizona they are gonna have a fleet about 400 volunteers monitoring the border to prevent illegals. Is it me or do Immigrants have the white man shook?.

In case you don’t watch some UK premier league footy, then I reckon you haven’t seen that even teammates get gully with one another. *NO HOMO*

I wonder if the republican or democrats support this. Who am I kidding, I bet, Lyndon Larouche is. (Ill try to get Mark to elaborate on this guy sometime)

I am 35% addicted to Porn. What about you?

My pick of ugliest NBA player, goes to…

There is a database of online April fools pranks, my favorite almost got me smoking out the wazoo on Friday.

I was browsing the Okp boards archives and came across the most genius Ghostface thread ever. The man who posted that is a genius.

ESPN.com has a nice 10th anniversary piece on how their website has evolved. All I can say is cot damn was it ugly back in the day!

Over at the legendary Bol’s ByronCrawford blog, Captain Jack has been posting his top 5 gulliest moments, let me just say the shit is a MUST READ.

#1 2Pacs Weed
#2 Tragedy Khadafi in da club
#3 Diddy’s gangsta
#4 Pete Rock runs with not the best crowd
#5 RA The Rugged Man’s nice offer

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/, Do you really need for me to say something about this? Cuz’ Ive converted.

Oh yeah Gmail straight up 0wns even more

You are currently using 38 MB (2%) of your 2051 MB

thanks to their plans to increasing storage space.

out.

Since I know you’ve been hearing it, many of you are probably asking “What the fuck is Flavploitation?” Well, our good man Chuck-D describes it as “the systematic one-sidedness of the production companies that are chosen by these big corporate entities.” I would put it in the simpler terms of Strange Love makes Flavor Flav look like a ignorant SOB.
I mean how can you make him look any worse? They brought his fucking kids and ex on the show just to show a domestic disturbance. I’m not saying the guy wasn’t crazy before but he definately was not the dumbass they perpetuate on that show. I never liked this show, I just hate reality television.

In other news, Lil’ Kim is doing it straight thug, offering no amnesty to those who testified against her. I guess she decided she might as well go out giving the finger?! Its Bad Blood Baby! It don’t stop!!

People need to stop hating on Jigga. How do you say he’s a fucking biter!?!? The guy knows his shit and gives homage to the greats. For every tribute rhyme he spits he does 20 more great lines of his own. He quotes Biggie and L because they were his mentors!!! Where would he be without Big L?! Internet bitches need to take their comparison track bullshit and stick it up their ass!!!

Well, it seems Lil Flip and T.I. got in a little bit of a scuffle recently. I’ve been rooting for T.I. since day 1, but I don’t hate Flip. I just hope this beef ends with more fire like that 99 problems freestyle.

With his mind free from the troubles of the hockey season (i.e. his job) LA Kings Player Anson Carter has moved to the arts starting a record company called Big Up Entertainment. This just in, Rebel Sqaud Records has just started a beef with Big Up Entertainment. What are the grounds you say? The Hockey Season and that stupid name. Expect a diss track soon.

On a more serious note, C-Murder’s lawyer can now only bring a Pencil and Paper when he meets with him at Jefferson Parish’s Correctional Facility. Apparently that video made the Sheriff a little angry. He doesn’t allow pens because the hollow area can be “used to hide song lyrics.”

If you get up to New York, hit that Aids Benefit concert. Tego Calderon will headlining.

Last but not least, XXL gave Common’s new album the review I expected….Its a Classic. Not that I worry much about reviews anyway but this only futher asserts the hotness of the Crack Chicago MC. Damn I loved The Corner…….

R.I.P. Eric “Eazy-E” Wright

Track of the Day: Edo G. featuring Master Ace and Common- Claimin’ Respect