Metal Lungies

I think I missed some classic TV by not watching DMX’s Soul of a Man on BET, thankfully Youtube comes through and provides a nice fix of some cracked out Dark Man X. Enjoy.

DMX Enjoys fresh convenience store donuts, and fields telephone calls from Swizz Beatz using the store’s phone.

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DMX is not a friend of little people.

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DMX likes to dance to Omarion, but REALLY dosne’t like K-Solo.

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Top 5 dead or alive insurance company raps.

as Juelz would say, AY!

Thanks to Deadspin.

Youtube has a channel that is just P. Diddy content and while it has a lot of pointless short shit, I have found 3 pieces of gold. And of course I’m here to share.

First off is Diddy showing that he is the OG of ‘Proactive’: But I gotta confess I started using it cause it worked so well for Jessica Simpson, shit I started eating tuna cause of that woman, cause TV controls me like that.

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Next up is Diddy showing us how he is like the rest of us regular joes because he has scuffs on his walls. I’ve never felt closer to someone famous before this.

Last, but my favorite is Diddy comparing the time he spends at the urinal to that of his sexual encounters, well then I bet he <3’s Golden Showers. His sound effects are prono-esque. (PS, youtube has some content warning for this clip, why?)

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This is the new Talib Kweli single ‘Listen’. It is currently the Jam of the Week on MTV Jams. I really dig this song because Talib dosen’t seem to stray away from his formula of catchy but not really club songs. I am really looking forward to see what his album turns out like with his own label situation finally on his plate.

***Method Man speaks on his career and the industry to XXL, Part 1 & Part 2. Meth is def. a smart dude, I found it amusing that he was bitching about the media to the media, but you get a sense of him being really jerked around at times.

***Really good interview with Kool G Rap. Covers a lot of his history and future, I would give this a must read.

***The Roots’ history in video format. I really need to see these guys live soon. It’s been way too long.

***Interview with Purple Ribbon/Dungeon Family’s Killer Mike. I think his 2003 album was a real sleep and from the bunches of tracks I’ve heard of his mixtape I think this year he is ready to raise it to another level, it is gonna be one of my top 10 albums to look for this fall.

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The hot new teenage boy activity, being carried by old men. *NH*

***Ayo Haley Joel Osment in Hish School you were the man homie. Now you crashing your car drunk, and ‘ridin dirty’ with some weed. But the thing that upsets me is neither of the actions..it’s this:

Authorities said Osment was driving home alone about 1 a.m. when his 1995 Saturn hit a mailbox and flipped over.

Damn. A 1995 Saturn? Really? How the hell are you gonna drive that car around when you’ve done big hollywood movies? The people that catered the food on the movie sets are pushing better rides.

Keeping it moving with this Celebrity moment…

***Vanessa from MTV/TRL was dancing at some club, nothing special untill some Lil Jon comes on. Her dance is priceless.

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***and wtf is this:

No I don’t need blinders to look at this pic.

I guess Paul Wall and his Vietnam homie are branching out their operations. Damn TMZ is addicting.

***This is not really Celebrity but this is a pretty popular video I just came across of Dubya “singing” Sunday Bloody Sunday, well done I must say.

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What up everyone, Back on May 15th I was fortunate to see the Clipse and Dogg Pound open up for Ice Cube, now after fixing my shitty internet, I was finally able to upload the concert video to share.

First off, no doubt the Clipse are one of my favorite acts in the game right now, their time on the stage was maybe 20 minutes or so but every single minute was hot, I would pay a lot to see a full set of theirs, see here as they do their classic track, Grindin’:

Then here is the intro for Ice Cube entering the stage…

Before this following clip I wasn’t sure if Ice Cube was still hungry to be a rapper, and should stick to doing movies, boy was I wrong, the energy he showed on that night was some of the best I’ve ever seen from any rap acts live, Also it should be noted that he chose to do a lot of his classic shit over cuts off his new album. As he left the stage he said he’d be back this summer with Snoop, if it is back at 9:30 I am so there. Note: The guy yelling in the background was a dude next to me, trashed out of his mind, he yelled the WHOLE night, even got the attention of WC during an interlude, it was hillarious.

Here is some bonus Clipse footage from someone else that went to the same show:

also here is the new video for The Clipse-Mr Me Too, very sleek + minimal, Re-Up!

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As your homie is chillin on spring break, even though its nearing the end, I thought I’d bless you with some random ass links….

Here in the dc metro area there is no more gully dealership then Eastern’s Automotive Group who enlists the likes of Camrelo Anthony (dosen’t support snitching), Lavar Arrington (dosen’t support Redskins management), Fred Smoot (supports 2-sided dildos on boat parties), Clinton Portis (supports Costume makers across the world) Brenda Haywood ( supports snitchin is a snitch) and some others for their tv spots… anyway the whole Automotive Group seems like some shady ass biz that is backed by Cocaine or maybe straight up mafia. Regardless these TV spots are so beautiful that it makes you overlook anything and everything. Check out the whole stash here. For the visually impared atleast throw the theme song on the ipod.

Why Gilbert Arenas is one of my favorite NBA players, behind Ron-Ron of course.

Lil Jon at an Atlanta Thrashers hockey game!! He’d have them sipping Crunk Juice out of the Stanley Cup, that alone = Lil Jon > Gary Bettman but he dosen’t think the Trashers can rap!?!? :(.

If you liked the Lazy Sunday thing from SNL wait till you see how gangsta Natalie Portman is.

Wait a sec did I just hear the CBS announcer compare a Georgetown player to Ludacris? nice.

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Let me begin by saying if you haven’t got Swat 4, this is a MUST COP. This game has ruled my life to the point where I completely forgot about posting, schoolwork, and pimping. I make no exaggeration when I say, THIS GAME IS COOKED CRACK ON THE PC!!! This doesn’t mean I change my stance on the cops, Snitches still get Stitches!

I don’t need to tell you to watch that new Juelz Video. Do I? This shit is probably his best solo video. I would definately rank this among one of the best dip-associated videos of all time. Young Mohammed Atta brought it hard in this cut. Hot Track, Great Production, *Classic* Metal Lungies Approved.

Huge News!!! The Ruff Ryders are looking to release their fourth compilation album, Ryde or Die Vol. 4: The Redemption. DMX is coming back from his *cough* retirement *cough* to appear on the first single off the album, Get Wild produced by Scott Storch and also featuring Jada, Kartoon, and Flashy. The Lox will have a big presence on this album which makes it an insta-cop for me. The album will also feature big name folks like Cassidy, and Nore, and smaller names like Jin (who I hope has perfected studio rapping to the point where he can deliver a performance on par with his freestlye battles.) Keep a look out for this.

Dropping yet another good video, Game has released the video for the Kanye-produced Dreams. This was a great track on the album and this video has exactly what the Hate it or Love it vid had, a lot of editing. But seriously its a good video, watch it.

So while Jackie-O is busy dropping diss tracks. Foxy is busy denying it. Damn, this is not a good legal move for Jackie-O. She needs to shut up or she will go away like Queen Bee. Oh yeah, and that shit about the Lil’ kim ghostwriters, I don’t care.

Will you be copping the Xbox 360 when it drops? I won’t. I’m dead broke!!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand I will sell rock cocaine to get my hands on the three possible Ghostface albums that will drop this year. Pretty Toney still gets constant rotation, and Theodore is still THE Unit. Ghost with MF Doom, if that doesn’t excite you nothing will.
Also, try and get last month’s issue of XXL it has a great article on the making of the classic Only Built 4 Cuban Linx. I know, I know why buy when I post a link? For the classic pics, of course.

Track of the Day: Common- Corners Remix featuring Scarface and Mos Def

I’m out, too sick with allergies.

Let me start by saying this: GO AND SEE SIN CITY!!!! That shit was a visual thrill as well as a violence fueled riot to watch. I dub it a classic *Metal Lungies Approved*. Michael Rourke has also gained a special place (no homo) in the figurative ML Hall of Greatness. If nothing else see that shit for Jessica Alba….you’ll thank me later.

So apart from my avid hate for reality television I do keep an eye out for Hip-Hop celebrities. Recently we were all blessed with the wonderful opportunities of “Flavploitation” and once again we have been given yet another source of Hip-Hop hilarity. Pepa from Salt ‘n’ Pepa has been chosen as one of the cast members on the Surreal Life. She will join the Lethal-Approved show alongside Janice Dickinson, Jose Canseco, Omarosa, and Bronson Pinchot. My predictions for this season: Omarosa and Pepa will kill each other, and Jose Canseco will snitch to the cops, while Janice Dickinson dies of overeating, and Bronson Pinchot will walk away without any investigation because he insisted he was a “Perfect Stranger.” Maybe this season will be the worst and help to “push it” off television. Damn I’m witty……..

The Infamous Mobb Deep were dropped from Jive Records supposedly because they were not up to the standards of their other artists such as Usher, Outkast, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears. I loved “Got it Twisted” but record companies don’t know how to market….. all except for Rebel Squad.

So, Sha Money XL got g-g-g-g-ganked in a Queens Barbershop. Supposedly it was a set-up. My question is, WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL GOING TO QUEENS BARBERSHOPS????? Dude has money can’t he get a cut elsewhere?

Is he throwing it up?

Word to my man Mugabe I hope he rules till he is 105. We need that kind of security over here. None of this 2-term crap.

R.I.P. John Paul II. The first Pope to be down with breakdancing and Jesus.

Video of the Week: Ghostface ft. Trife Da God – Biscuits (Recorded from the Projekt Revolution Tour)