Metal Lungies

COOKED CRACK…Fat Joe probably spent a lot of studio time to actually make an album worthy diss response, I’m pretty much split on the call if it is better then Jada’s response, Joey mentioning the Vibe Awards and G-Unit running out was most def. the highlight for me which can potentially create a huge market for free Young Buck t-shirts… I kid I kid. Near the end it seems like some name is blanked out when Fat Joe goes If i don’t get you I’m gonna get (mysterious silence), let the rumors begin! Oh but you think 50s kiddie car thieves (i see you fox5) would let Jada slide, nope.. they just rode up in a tow truck and flashed some pieces, and because Jada is hood class act he wont be helping them cop any sentences. By the way me and my people are gonna be riding up in trash trucks, keep you hood & recyclables secure ya heard!
Edit: Apparently Jada is saying they were D-Block fans? which makes me really really confused.

For my law center portion of ML, you have to ask yourself how can I touch on the latest developments of the Micheal Jackson trial, shit is daily joke machine. From barring Jay Leno of making jokes of MJ so he just hires Rosanne to do that part (those sneaky Italians!). From the boy saying MJ made him drink wine which he called Jesus Juice.. well guess what thanks of this, crunk juice is officially discontinued as the drink of choice in the family we pourin that Jesus Juice freely. Lastly, I would like to say MJ showing up late to court in Pajamas couldn’t be any more hilarious, I mean this guy has a fucking roller coaster on a ranch and he cant get a suit real quick, but instead rolls up like he is gonna go lounge around at court. I wish I could pull pajamas off at my school, cause that shit will land me in being locked up with In School Suspension for sexual harassment like whoa.

Keeping going with the law related news.. well somewhat since this is apparently from 2003 but it still gold..

DEA agent shoots himself in gun safety class

A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children in what police describe as an accident. His bosses, however, are still investigating the incident.

The Drug Enforcement Administration agent, whose name was not released, was speaking on April 9 to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.

He drew his .40-caliber duty weapon and removed the magazine, according to the police report. He then pulled back the slide and asked an audience member to look inside the gun and confirm it wasnt loaded.

Witnesses said when the agent released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh. The gun was pointed at the floor. The agent was treated at Orlando Regional Medical Center and returned to work, a DEA official said.

Oh you thought i just had the story? Man this is metal lungies we got the video to share with your family and friends.

The much promised NBA piece (I’m good on promises) (I’m also good with parenthesis)

Apparently Don Nelson is dipping out for a few games to tend to his wife who is recovering from surgery, now here at ML we have a policy that wont allow me to make light of this situation so I would just like to say because of this he wont be able to implement his genius playbook…

Oh what away stint is this? like #4 this year? Just let Avery Johnson run the team… into the ground.

Going with the sort of depressing news, sadly Antwon Jamison iron man streak came to an end at 386 games, which sucks because it was a nice fact Stuart Scott could spit out on every Wizard highlight and gave the Wiz some extra shine.

oh and
Handsome Boy Modeling School featuring Dan the Automator & Prince Paul
w/ K-Os & Rondo Brothers
SUN. APR. 17
$18.00
WILL BE DOPE!

Sidenotes: please don’t bring up those Terp chumps…fucking Clemson? come on. They haven’t had any NBA talent since Greg Buckner who some how isn’t playing on 10-day contracts yet, why can’t the Terps win a game to save their lives in Chapel Hill? Allhiphop rumors pretty much confirms what I thought- Iovine was involved in the 50/Game peace treaty. Till next time, out.

First and foremost rip to b-i-g, to be honest he wasn’t my personal favorite but surely one of the greatest..

and while Fiddy and Game were busy getting their thug luv on, Jadakiss dropped a pretty decent response (could be better) but still eons better then Piggy Bank. Hopefully a new version with better quality and no Wendy Williams is out soon. Back to the thug luv, I’m wondering what made Game & 50 kiss and make up so quickly, I mean they looked hella uneasy at that little press conference in Harlem, Either Dre/Em/Iovine told them you crazy motherfuckers stfu and hold hands again (what I’m leaning towards) or this was a stunt for some sales.

Good news for are you lazy mobsters, now simply hit up the hit men on the web, YAY for murder…

They should have contacted me instead of this guy, my family would make me do it for $200!!

This guy sort of makes all my achievements seem very very minor…

A little history lesson for the youngn/living under rocks type folk, a Hot97 rap sheet of drama.

Someone please tell Mrs.Federline that there is no TRL this week to break this story. My money is on her having a nude picture of her hand with no glove or some random shit like that.

And some other bitch drama bullshit..Fox Boogie is getting busted for unpaid $20 pedicure charges and 2 years ago Lil Kim was dissing her in the place that got its ear to the street the most, the gggggrand jury. Why aren’t these bitches shooting at each other oh wait…that’s what the whole trial is about….I see…

Oh word, a dude from XXL now writes for page2 @ espn.com.

The most random/hilarious MF Doom interview ever! with gold like:

Were you a fast runner?
I guess I was. Not nowadays, I got a little weight on me. You know, out of shape a little something, but yeah, back in the day I used to do my thing.

What if a pickup game of freeze tag started now?
Damn, I wouldn’t want to be it. I wouldn’t catch nobody.

Also in case you care/knew Mase is probably getting some of that gooonie goooo gooo purple stuff with some sizzurp now since he is now playing basketball with Dipset and rocking homemade Juelz t-shirts for his mixtape. I wonder how his church is holding up? And did he pray for his brother Jimmy Jones like he said he would?

Thank you BK for biting an already corny show with Pimp My Cheeseburger.. really, thank you for all the wonderful (and healthy) stuff you bring to people.

Marines are good actors?? Can you say ex-marine attention whore ?

and before I go, as promised… The Mannie Fresh VIDEO REVIEW!!

Ok, Ill be honest.. there isn’t much to review considering I caught the last portion of it on BET Tha Basement (now known as Ghetto-TRK wannabe, fuck you non-freestyling DJ Linx) , but I don’t need to see much more to come to the conclusion Mannie Fresh is abusing x, but wait boys and girls don’t cry because he is still fucking rich.

Some NBA-ish tomorrow? stay TUNED! There is some other shit I wanted to mention like the new Joey Crack video, but oh well.

In the most important news today, The Game and 50 cent have squashed the beef?! They recently had a press conference in Harlem and declared a truce to end the beef. Apparently they just talked it out…..Does anyone else feel cheated? All the possible diss tracks are now just dreams of what could have been. Well, at least Jada and D-Block are still gonna go for Fifty, but I’m not so sure about Fat Joe….. One would think this should feel like a victory for the hip hop community, but somehow it doesn’t. Catch the coverage of the press conference on Direct Effect tonight at 7pm E.T. on MTV.

Russell Crowe was told recently that Al-Qaeda had a plot to kidnap him prior to the 9-11 attacks. But why the fuck would anyone want Russell Crowe? Of all the actors they chose Gladiator, why not Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman, or Samuel L. Jackson. This plot is just more proof of the insanity of terrorists.

Word is Quentin Tarantino will direct the next Friday the 13th movie. Maybe this will breathe some life into the franchise which took the proverbial “nine to the chest”. For all you who don’t know, Quentin Tarantino was the dude sitting next to RZA at the Grammys (He’s the guy on the left).

Track of the Day:
Mike Jones Ft. 50 Cent, Young Buck, Paul Wall, Slim Thug- Still Tippin’ (REMIX)

50 Beefin? No way! He too busy makin them gggggggg-unit speical editions Game Boys. Seriously if anyone over 14ish cops that, please shoot yourself thanks, because we all know g-unit be playin them Mario Kart Jumpoffs on the street corner.

and in our sports news.. I wouldn’t even hate on this now ex-cardinals football player if he was at least stealing a shiny Powerbook? Dell? tha fuck outta here.

Oh yea, here is some top secret gossip here, one of contributors, Buffalo’s favorite girl & a nice restaurant he would like.

some random eBay shit before i dip..
a bible’s collectors wet dream

and i hope the Smithsonian bought this.

RZA Interview NPR can hold it down, most def!

Afghanistan STAND UP!, hopefully hosting a mixtape soon!!

tomorrow: Mannie Fresh new video in-depth analysis.

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This is a classic, its old, but timely because Purple Haze was recently released. I came across it when I was doing a regular sweep of my computer. So here it is, Cam’ron and Dame Dash in November 2003 on the O’reilly Factor.

{Highlight} Cam: I’m gonna get at you in a minute dog.
Bill: You get at me.

Did ya heard? The Cops are looking for members of Game’s crew involved in the Hot 97 shooting.

And remember what I said about 50 cent and Newport News?…..I WAS RIGHT!!!! A local rapper released a diss aimed at fifty which has supposedly been making it’s way around the internet. We at Metal Lungies have yet to recieve a copy of the song. We will post it the minute we get it. The MC is named “Loc” and the track is called “Bad Newz VA (Violent and Aggressive)”. It is a response to 50’s track “Ski Mask Way”.

Track of the Day- Daz Dillinger: Gangsta Inferno (Its a Freestyle)

Well, Game went off during his recent show in Long Beach, it was so bad they had to bring in riot 5-0 outside, here are the 2 clips…

Video 1
Video 2

Here is a quote from a concert-goer from dubccn.com

“Gane starts off by telling the DJ….(Who happens to be DJ QUIK) “cut the muthafuckin music i wanna clear some shit up! Im in my home town!! Long Beach is right down the street from COMPTON”….so he takes off this bulletproof vest and the boy is HEATED!!! MADDD AS HELL! In Games wordz……FUCK 50 CENT ABOUT 100 TIMES….FUCK G-UNIT……THEN HE STARTS NAMING ALL OF THE G-UNIT LLOYD BANKS, TONY YAYO, ETC…calling them all bitches etc etc… saying if they wanna kill me they know where im at on the corner of wilmington and in cpt!

Then he told the story about the incident in NYC how once he heard what was being said from the G-UNIT camp he took his whole Cedar Block Set up to the radio station where G-unit was at. GAME said the G-UNIT camp went out the back way and told the security guards that there was some bloods outside causing trouble! GAME said that the security guard just came out blasting and got one of his homies.

So in all the songs he sang hes ripping the G-UNIT camp a new one!!! Killing them off….freestyling, FUCK 50 (I KIDD YOU NOT LIKE 100 TIMES) He gets cut off by LBPD rep that was watching over the show….then GAME is like im gonna end the night like this …….i heard and watch what 50 said on 106 & park!! but fuck that…dem Niggaz wanna try to work things out……..I QUIT G-UNIT!

The GAME is no joke, homies!! Once we got outta the dam show it was crazy!!! they closed down like all of downtown long beach, there was cops in full riot gear, the ghetto bird, everyone ended the night chanting FUCK 50 F**K G-UNIT! GAME WALKED ALL THE WAY TO HIS DRESSING ROOM YELLING THAT!!”

I can feel the love in the air tonite…

Barry Bonds was doing an interview recently and had some candid words for the steriod allegations as well as words of warning for his son stating that “my son says to me, ‘aren’t you my friend?’ Hell no, I’m not your friend” he closed the chapter on his young boy with a resounding threat, “I’ll bust you up. And I mean it.” Barry Bond’s testicular diameter last measured in at 2mm.

Former Korn Guitarist turned Christian, Brian “Head” Welch, was baptized in the Jordan River today. He was the one who quit the band for God aka. Yoko Deity. The Jordan River was where Jesus was supposedly baptized by (Guess Who!?!) John the Baptist.
Djlethal note: peep his very odd website @ http://www.headtochrist.com/

Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean doing a concert is all well and good but WHERE THE FUCK IS PRAS!?!? We need another Fugees album now!!! And speaking of the Fugees is anybody else waiting on that Dave Chappelle Block Party DVD? Not to mention Fade to Black? Can you say Pre-Order?

Barry Bonds don’t give a fuck

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So while the 50 beefs are reaching a boiling point, there was a story that caught my eye, Lil Kim is being snitched on. Looks like after ditching Junior Mafia, karma is coming right back at the queen bee with some help from the good ol’ feds, her ex-peoples (i.e. Lil Cease, who can now be seen playing dice games in the hood on VH1) prolly have no choice but to talk, oh well my prediction: “Free Lil Kim” tees on eBay in 2 weeks?

In other news GGGGGG-Units own Tony Yayo’s sibling tried to bring a knife into the CBS studios for a TV appearance, sadly this resulted in an arrest. Maybe he is just following Tony’s lead and trying to do completely ungangster/needed bids (fake passports holla). Or maybe just maybe the feller had a role in the posse to butter people’s breads? THINK POSITIVE PEOPLE.

and last but not least we go to Mr Fiddy… if Rumors are true about a Jada/Nas/Shyne/Fat Joe track and him wanting to diss Eminem & Dre, then I would like to know in the world he is sniffing, injecting and eating (MAD COW BITCHES!). And as to Fat Joe, we get it, you are a class act that you allow other artist to use Scott Storch scraps such as Candyshop, they should noble peace prize you up sir.

Well I am out, time to go read a *gasp* book.

Well game’s Black Wall Street forums were hacked yesterday and a very nice picture was posted…

Old Slick Rick interview only recently published.
[Highlight] AllHipHop.com: What were you most afraid of as a child?
Slick Rick: Mice.

Kevin Reed was the guy who got shot at the recent Hot 97 shooting. Supposedly he was part of Game’s crew who were there to confront 50 cent. He says one of 50’s people shot him. Apparently, on the night of the Hot97 shooting, shots were fired at 50’s managing company, no one was injured.

Also, Many residents of Newport News, Virgina felt offended by the lyrics in 50 Cent’s new song “The Ski Mask Way.” In the song 50 nicknames the town “Bad News” and refers to it as “easy picking” for hustlers. 50 played a smart move and said he meant no offense by the lyrics stating, “I don’t want a beef with a town. No town, nowhere.” I predict a diss track next week from the Bad News Crew (or the Collective Residents of Newport News) which will ensue in to possibly the biggest beef of all time surpassing all feuds from Fat Joe, Jada, Nas, Ja Rule, and Game. Classic……

50 don’t want beef with this:

They will reenact his ass to the morgue.

Track of the Day (The Beat is Fire): Chino XL ft. Proof- Our Time