Ever since Coolio stopped chopping it up in the kitchen, I haven’t really been following any show that airs exclusively online. That is until I came across Childrens’ Hospital this week. The show is a hilarious spoof of all the hospital dramas which I despise with a passion like Grey’s Anatomy & ER (be sure to sayanora this week!). The cast is made up of some of my favorite comedian/actors including Nick Kroll, Ed Helms (from the Office/Daily Show), Rob Huebel, and Rob Corddry. If you are hoping to wait out for this to hit the airwaves, I suggest you don’t, the humor would never fly with the FCC on broadcast TV.
You must check out this Dallas Penn greatness. First watch Dallas chillin near a shoot for some movie, followed by a broken down subway car (where he makes a girls day). Then, watch the last scene (at about 7:15), it is so mind blowing that no textual summary can do it justice. You couldn’t script an epic moment like that if you tried. Can someone get Dead Wrong Entertainment on twitter please?
I guess it takes Kanye to bless a track with a verse to really catch on. Knobbz let me know recently that our previous post with the OG Remix of the redic club banger is one our most searched posts on google. So, it’s only right we post another remix featuring Kanye. Kinda sick to hear an auto-tuned Kanye shout out Baltimore’s legendary Unruly label.
If you’re lucky enough to be in Miami, check out this show tonight. The lineup is incredible: Diplo, Wale, Kid Sister, Stretch Armstrong, Junior Sanchez, Kidz in the Hall, Killa Kela, U-God, Hollywood Holt, Mickey Factz, Roxy Cottontail, Million $ Mano and more. Show starts at 10. Shit, I need to be in Miami right now.
Come see hip-hop artists from all over the world get it in at S.O.B.’s tonight. ML will be up in the spot trying to get out of paying for drinks by pretending we don’t speak English. Here’s the full lineup:
Mr. Reo Eprhyme Davi Vieira Blitz the Ambassador Illa J Tiara Wiles SF Baay Musa
Also, Cormega will be at S.O.B.’s on April 8 to preview his new album.
Q-Tip drops another all-star remix. Truth be told, I was not a fan of The Renaissance. Aside from “Gettin’ Up,” nothing on it really stood out to me. But I’m starting to think I should give it another shot.
True story: In my senior year of high school, there was a freshman in my gym class with a high-pitched voice that we nicknamed Squeaky Little Bitch. We treated Squeaky like a little brother that we loved to mess with. One day, my friend thought it would be funny to surprise Squeaky with a ball tap when he walked into the locker room. So when Squeaky walked in, my friend jumped out and lunged toward Squeaky’s crotch. But instead of a light tap, my friend straight punched him in the balls. After that, Squeaky always looked both ways when he went in the locker room.
It sounds horrible, but you really had to be there to appreciate how funny it was.
Here are two great songs about the male crotchal region. Oddly, they’re both by Bishop Lamont. No shots (cock or otherwise).