Earlier today DJ Vlad had some odd voiceover video claiming Bishop got dropped from Aftermath (I’m not linking to that shit, I have a hard time supporting sites that rip stuff without giving credit). Bishop shoots back his own video and refutes being dropped, promotes a Duck Tales DVD, plays some new music, and answers a bunch of questions. He mentions a track with Warren G and Nate Dogg on the hook, if you were watching Warren G’s ustream tonight, that might have been it (he only had Nate Dogg’s hook looping). PS: A “journalist” would at least attempt to contact the subject in question or state they were not availble for comment, I’m just sayin.
Brüno is Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow up to Borat. Brüno is a gay Austrian fashion journalist who travels across the country putting Americans in uncomfortable situations to test their tolerance of extreme gayness. My question is, will “Vassup!” replace “Sexytime,” “It’s nice” and all the other Borat-isms?
Another video from one of my favourite producers working right now, LA’s Flying Lotus. It’s a fantastic video collage of classic sci-fi flicks set to music from 2008 album, Los Angeles. Watch it.
Ever since Coolio stopped chopping it up in the kitchen, I haven’t really been following any show that airs exclusively online. That is until I came across Childrens’ Hospital this week. The show is a hilarious spoof of all the hospital dramas which I despise with a passion like Grey’s Anatomy & ER (be sure to sayanora this week!). The cast is made up of some of my favorite comedian/actors including Nick Kroll, Ed Helms (from the Office/Daily Show), Rob Huebel, and Rob Corddry. If you are hoping to wait out for this to hit the airwaves, I suggest you don’t, the humor would never fly with the FCC on broadcast TV.
You must check out this Dallas Penn greatness. First watch Dallas chillin near a shoot for some movie, followed by a broken down subway car (where he makes a girls day). Then, watch the last scene (at about 7:15), it is so mind blowing that no textual summary can do it justice. You couldn’t script an epic moment like that if you tried. Can someone get Dead Wrong Entertainment on twitter please?
Loved this book as a kid, and it’s good to see they finally seem have gotten through all the kinks in this project. Trailer looks great. Really can’t wait for this one.
True story: In my senior year of high school, there was a freshman in my gym class with a high-pitched voice that we nicknamed Squeaky Little Bitch. We treated Squeaky like a little brother that we loved to mess with. One day, my friend thought it would be funny to surprise Squeaky with a ball tap when he walked into the locker room. So when Squeaky walked in, my friend jumped out and lunged toward Squeaky’s crotch. But instead of a light tap, my friend straight punched him in the balls. After that, Squeaky always looked both ways when he went in the locker room.
It sounds horrible, but you really had to be there to appreciate how funny it was.
Here are two great songs about the male crotchal region. Oddly, they’re both by Bishop Lamont. No shots (cock or otherwise).
These jingles have officially infiltrated my mind! It was bound to happen, I turn on the radio-they are there.. watch tv- they are there, now I’m in some hypnotized state where I can’t stop humming along to them whenever I hear them (remembering the words is OD for me, I only mess with the hook/tag line at the end). This almost makes me hate comcast a little less (I will never forget having some 7(!!) techs coming to my house in a span of a month during my senior year of HS, one of which told me the reason for my modem dropping off was “that Mozilla”). There is a bunch of them, but here are my favorites:
Dancing remote with a squirrel on the dome, penguins, chariots, you can’t hate
This one I dig because I want my life to be kind of like this, picture me rollin in a drop top with a squirrel in the back.
Watch all of the spots here (be sure to hit the HQ button).
Yeah, there might have been a GOOD Music showcase which took over SXSW & Twitter on Saturday night, as well as performances from Raekwon, Bun B, Jadakiss (who had the best on stage commentary of the festival), and many more. But this is the highlight of the week. Skip to the last quarter, it’s so bizarrely random. In the very least, you have to admit that it’s impressive how Asher gets his target demo on lock in seconds, with his presence hypnotizing them to chant in the street like a cute little cult.
