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Paris Hilton… Official Member of the Plastics

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PARIS HILTON FANS EVERYWHERE…OR ANYONE WHO REMOTELY CARES WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: PARIS HILTON HAS TRIED TO HIDE HER PLASTIC SURGERY FETISH FROM THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP WORLD! ONE WORD; SCANDALOUS! I’m not sure about you, but I’m a little upset that Paris Hilton has attempted to hide..

ML Hooks it up: E-40.

Quick… drop your name and email over to Djlethal01 with the subject E-40 to enter to win one of the things pictured here… you could be a step away from having the flyest keychain, folder, beanie, or promo dvd that has ever had an E-40 name on it.. to get..

Sorry Ms. Jackson, I’m a Cartoon

So how many of you have heard about this new Andre 3000 Cartoon? Judging from his character that shit looks to be a trippy piece of work. Then again that won’t be too out of place at the Cartoon Network. I mean have you ever sat down and watched their..

Pass that coke…

With all the media hype lately about Britney Spederline almost driving her child through a windshield and Jessica Simpson’s latest fling with newly proclaimed man-whore Judd Law, I thought we’d switch up the headlines today in celebration of Fat Tuesday. I mean, honestly, what’s better than some CLASSY; repeat after..


My New Fetish: Boxing Welts *nhjic*

Vargas..umm good luck finding Gucci eyewear that fits THAT VS Rahman-”For this fight loss, all I get is a welt…and 10 million dollars??” who wins in your book? I think ill go with Mr.Vargas it’s just soooo round.

DC Metro: Providing Quality Entertainment

So I was browsing the Washington Post aka WP (for the cyber streets) for more signs of how DC/MoCo area keeps it gully. I used to write about this quite a bit, if you don’t recall check the archives. Well anyway, I came across this piece, and I’ve had my..

Metallungies Hollers @ Apathy.

Apathy & Mike Shinoda Apathy is a very busy man in his least favorite season, the winter but regardless he looks to get even busier. I caught up with him in the middle of hefty press day for his new album ‘Eastern Philosophy’. Which he was doing on the road..

These boots were made for Jackin?

It seems that America’s best marketed idiot is a chain jacker. Word is that Nick (you know…..the other newlywed) is suing her for spousal support, saying that she hasn’t given him back his “miscellaneous jewelry.” I think the real question is whether any of dem’ 98 boyz will pull a..

Building Blocks: Isaac Hayes

Many of you may know him as the Chef from South Park but his musical genius extends far past his Chocolate Salty Balls. This man is one of the best sampled men in all of hip-hop. To name all the classic songs which sample him would create a list that..